#A L S O the idea that if you just exercise enough and you won't be fat anymore is bullshit anyway

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

tropes that need to die a horrible death preferably now please: the only characters with asthma are fat and/or nerdy and the implication is that their asthma is caused by lack of excercise/disinterest in athleticism and that it's not in fact... the other way round

oh, and the asthma's only there for comic relief 🙃

#*through gritted teeth* osgood... #idk if its so common any more but jfc #ppl of all weights can have asthma and it's way more likely to stop u doing exercise and cannot be CAUSED by not doing it #sure regular exercise can help but at a level that's accessible to u!! #bc guess what feeling like u can't breath and are imminently gonna die SUCKS and is not funny!!!! #as for the nerd thing... just why #there are athletes with asthma #its really not attributable to one demographic #mine #ableism #sorry for the random rant just thinking about how deeply osgood pissed me off :') #A L S O the idea that if you just exercise enough and you won't be fat anymore is bullshit anyway #there are so many fat athletes and fat people who exercise #fat /= lAzY #even though not exercising does not equal lazy either

[wizardfrog69]

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The request

Fyodor

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After sex he is usually exhausted so don't expect any aftercare.

He will hold you to sleep if you ask nicely though, after all who could refuse you?

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: he doesn't think which body part of his is his favourite really.

Yours: your hips are hypnotising for him and your face, the faces you make whenever you're close but he won't let you finish is what drives him to do what he does.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's also someone who would prefer to cum inside of you.

If you are opposed to the idea when will cum all over that pretty face of yours.

You could also swallow it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't have any.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I don't believe he slept with anyone before you, he doesn't have much time (and energy) to sleep around.

He does know a lot 'bout sex though don't get me wrong he just never slept with anyone.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He is dominant he just prefers to do it from below.

So it's usually you riding him but he's kinda like dominating it that makes sense.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's always serious even during sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't shave cuz again, it's a waste of his time, but he might trim it from time to time.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends on his mood really, sometimes he's more intimate than others but over all he isn't the intimate type.

He doesn't really know how to be romantic and he doesn't care to learn.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't have a high sex drive and he's pretty busy so he won't jack off as he is busy working away.

His mind does wonder places from time to time but he tries not to give into temptation.

If he does jack off then that means he couldn't focus and longer or he wanted you to walk in on him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's into bdsm no questions asked.

He's sadistic, he's into knife play.

He isn't an experimental kind so don't think you'll be trying out new kinks everytime you two sleep together.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom. He can't really risk being seen doing it with his partner so he'd rather just stick to his room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

There aren't many things that turn him on.

Maybe if you kneel infront of him with glossy eyes or tears down your cheeks.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No extra party.

Its only you and him, no one else.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving.

He just adores the sight of you choking on his cock while his hand is entangled in your hair.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He doesn't go too fast but he makes it up in roughness.

His weak and feeble body has a harder time going fast in bed but it doesn't mean he can't be rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He isn't opposed to them, he doesn't always has the time to properly sleep with you and quickies are the only option or the two of you are in a hurry but can't wait till the thing is over so what else are you supposed to do?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Well yeah, the knives and stuff.

He wouldn't put any of you in real danger so don't worry you won't die!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1-2 rounds, if he's got enough energy than up to to three.

He works all day and has no time to eat or get proper exercise so what do you expect.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't have any and doesn't plan on using any.

Maybe if you get some he'll use them on you to get you close but never quite right where you'd want to be.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's a big tease, he doesn't really like being teased and practically despises it but yk everyone's a hypocrite one way or another.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's quiet but he encourages you to be voice your pleasure.

You will get the odd moans here and there but mostly they're low and he would moan in your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's into foreplay, idk if I should add that to the kink part but it's too late.

He doesn't say this verbally but laying with you in bed after sex is one of his favourite parts of his day.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I still don't feel comfortable describing dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a low sex drive and his mind is usually wondering places so he doesn't have time for sex drive.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tries to fall asleep after you but he gets really tired after sex so he's out cold for a while.

He always looks so peaceful in his sleep.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

Well ig summer came early this year.

I fucking sneezed.

Tbh with this weather it's hard to believe it will ever be summer tbh like I had to walk in the rain almost everyday of this month.

Anyway I would love to receive requests for my favourite Russian guy: Fyodor Dostoevsky.

He actually isn't my favourite Russian guy but he's my favourite Russian author so it counts ig

Have a wonderful day/night and sleep well to anyone who's going to sleep! :)

-from Az the wizard frog! :)

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