#Also don't fucking get me started on the fact Fable 2 and 3 aren't on Steam

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I saw the trailer for the new Fable game and, as much as I greatly dislike the SUPER-HYPER REALISM they're going for (like I genuinely hate it it's so unsettling to me, where's the Stylized Charm of the old games???), seeing all the comments on said trailer about 'Fable Going Woke' makes me want to Commit Crimes.

Like.

Tell me you've Never fucking played a Fable game without saying you've Never played a Fable game.

Now I want this new Fable game to be WILDLY successful just out of spite for these empty headed fuckheads.

#Fable #Fable 1 #Fable 2 #Fable 3 #crow speaks #the crow speaks #I used to always play a gay or bi hero too #First husband was a pious monk #Second husband was an evil cultist #Third husband was a sweet little shopkeeper #Now I just want to play Fable again... #vent #rant #Also don't fucking get me started on the fact Fable 2 and 3 aren't on Steam #But my point is in the old Fable games you could be gay do crimes and also Everyone was 'Ugly' and that was part of its 'Charm' #Guess what Fable's been Woke ALL ALONG #Ok that's enough screaming into the void