a hockey player bleeding sluttily can be so personal...
in order: calle jarnkrök, zdeno chara, yanni gourde, evgeni malkin, travis konecny, tye kartye, ryan lindgren (x2), jack drury, tom wilson, john marino, nathan mackinnon, matt rempe, jamie drysdale, nicolas deslauriers, trent frederic, anders lee, patrice bergeron, morgan rielly, anders lee, connor mcdavid, tyson jost, kris letang
jack hughes, quinn hughes, cole caufield, auston matthews, trevor zegras, matthew tkachuk, brady tkakchuk, jared mccann, cale makar, mario ferraro, seth jones, connor mcdavid, johnny gaudreau, alexander ovechkin, jacob trouba, jason robertson, josh morrisey, anders lee
im preeeetty sure this is everyone unless i missed one in the source code. enjoy your blorbo being embarrassing
update: ok bc im so generous i went and found the ones from 2022 that werent reused this year: ryan o'reilly, sebastian aho, tyler toffoli, roman josi, thatcher demko, steven stamkos, darnell nurse, jakob chychrun, mark scheifele, mark stone. i know theres even older quiz i will MAYBE go searching for
leezy: i could save the jets
barzy: guys, please tell me these sunglasses look cool...please
marty: get a load of this guy *gestures to barzy and his sunglasses*
pully: that cloud looks nice