#BESTIE U ARE SO FUNNY SJDNSKSKAKA

[evansbby]

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A fic of senetor steve being and absolute SIMP for his wife after a whole Macho! Call me Mister Macho! I'm the whiskey makers best friend BITCHES! i'm the man, vote for me u assholes. lemme alpha up all in the bitch! Speech :3 Then entering the door and just all coo-y and ice cream puddly, and is dying inside coz he SOOO badly wants his shy omega wife to run her hands through his hair but she so fucking she and he knows he could ask her to but he doesnt WANT to ask her to. And the only way she'll do it is he makes her cry during sex. so he's all fidgetty during dinner. coz he really just wants her to scratch his head. And she's like, he's being so weird :( does he not like dinner? Why does he keep tilting his head at me when we were at the couch? He keeps ruffling his hair and if he does it one more time in gonna jump him- but i wont. Coz that wud make him mad :(

then hes like kay fuck it LETS FUCK (which is not loss to him at all really. and omega like oop ok no he's definitely ok and happy) and then during sex, she finnaly scratches his hair and he BUSTS. He just breaks and hes like FUUCKKKk OMEGA KEEP GOING! like A GOOD OMEGA LOVES ON THEIR ALPHAS LIKE THIS WHEN HE GETS HOME OMEGA. GOTTA DO THIS SHIT EVERYDAY U FEEL ME, GYAL?

and shes like o k...

and he spends a solid hour after comign home, with his head in her lap and scratching his head. The recorder is playing some old jazzy blues, their 100 kids are doing their hw on the coffee table infront of them, and damn if he doesnt feel absolute elated that he can feel their newest pup kick at his head from inside her belly.

He's just like "go at it bubs. i couldn't be happier."

then the interviewer asks him what he does to destress and he's goes dead silent. then just says some macho shit like "Golfing." and runs off.

everyone speculates that he really meant fucking coz his omega has a pregnancy announcement every other week but he knows. he knows his leg practically kicks when his omega is scratching his head 🤣

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Bestie you’re genuinely SO funny like this made me laugh about ten times as I read it 😂😂 BUT it was also so hot 🫣🥵🥵

poyt!Steve totally WOULD give some macho misogynistic speech when he becomes senator. But really, he’s just so sweet for his baby omega wife, like SO soft for her! The moment he gets home, he’s literally all heart eyes. And HE LOVES when she scratches his head but ofc, he’ll never admit that!!! Ughh, I love how you wrote this… just Steve being so content with life and Stomega being domestic and in love and omega being all shy and just ahhhhh I LOVE THEM 🫣😍

#not their 100 babies 😭😭😭😭 #and omega having a pregnancy announcement every week isnsjsjsjaj #NOT STEVE SAYING GOLF AND RUNNING OFF #BESTIE U ARE SO FUNNY SJDNSKSKAKA #anon #🐝🖖 anon #pokemon #poyt drabble