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#BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY
nitw · 6 months
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why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!
#leo.txt#it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god#fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do??????????????#like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!!#denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD#this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i#and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors#and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead!#BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY#you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON#what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is?#we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/#with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN#telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance#then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside#so you can leave it in the entrance!!!!#WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US#and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......)#and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE#/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/#LITERALLY 1984#SEND POST
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cosmiclatte28 · 3 years
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#11 It’s a Small World (You x yuta x taeyong)
Eleventh day of Christmas
It’s a Small World (You x Yuta x Taeyong) 
warning : expect a plot twist okay? It’s quite interesting, hope this can be a real life story for someone 😂💖
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I do not own the pictures, but I own the stories :) hope you enjoy this
You’re glad to spend the Christmas and New Year with your family in Japan and now it’s time to go back to work. Your company has given you an extra two days holiday since you’ve been doing great for them. Your family send you off to the airport that morning and you’ve checked in your luggage and have some hours to stroll around the airport before departing home.
The Kansai airport in Osaka was not the biggest, but you sure can still stroll around the stores and pick up last chance Japanese snacks from the mini kiosk and after purchasing your favorite chocolate bars, you walk to the waiting room.
Before sitting down, your phone vibrates and you check to see a new message coming in.
“Safe flight (y/n)! I’ll pick you up in Incheon. Don’t forget my souvenirs. XOXO TY” the message read and you slap your head for forgetting the most important souvenir.
Quickly you scroll the chat room and look for the list of things he asked.
“Ramen done, skin care done, snacks also done,” you mumble as you read through all of the things he listed. “And shit I forgot the book.”
The nearest bookstore is a ten minute walk, the directory said, and you still have an hour. Without a second thought you make your way to the bookstore. You won’t risk going back to Seoul without that book. You basically promised him you will get him one if you’re in Japan.
You pray that the book store has the complete comic series, or you’ll need to find something for an exchange.
“Here I go,” you huff when you stand outside of the small store.
You directly go to the comic area and run your eyes through the Japanese characters, mumbling their titles as your heart beats faster and faster whenever you read another title.
“Here it is! Howl’s Moving Castle!” your happy squeal almost make you get kicked out from the store, as you extend your hand to take the last complete comic book you brush someone else’s hand.
“I grabbed it first,” was all that taller man said when he saw you opening your mouth.
You are speechless and you still keep your hand on the book “Excuse me,” you finally can speak up to him.
His Japanese is fluent, so he must be someone from here. You cannot recognize his face because of his shades and his long hair.
“What? I touched the book first, your hand comes after it. So this belongs to me.” The man said in his deep calm voice.
You shake your head “Can’t you just buy something else? I want to give this to someone.”
He shakes his head “Too bad, I also need this as a gift.”
You tighten your grip and try to pull the book “No, look you don’t understand. I might die if I did not get this.”
He smirks “Oh yeah? Someone’s a diehard Miyazaki fan. Cliché” he shrugs his shoulder.
In a glance he looks like Howl, considering the loose white tee he wore, the tight pants, the long blonde hair, you just wish you can see his eyes.
Maybe he is one of those guys who do cosplay and he always dresses up as Howl so he looks like this in daily basis. Your mind must have been crazy.
A cough interrupts the cold staring contest you two held. Without letting go off the 4 comic book set, the two of you shoot your heads to the sound.
“I am sure you do not want to make a chaos here. Please put down the book, you haven’t bought that yet.” The store owner points his finger to the book you and this man hold.
Flustered the two of you just mutter a polite “Sorry,” but without letting go off the book.
“I need this like seriously, please help me out this one time.” You plead but the tall man shakes his head, okay in your mind he is an asshole now.
“I also need this, four of them to be precise.” He sighs.
You roll your eyes “But I also need four of them. Since we both need to at least bring this book, let’s share it.” You hate this, you don’t like backing down but considering your time limit and your urgent need to bring this book home, maybe bringing back 2 is better than none.
The shop owner seems to agree with you, he offers you two to share and just look for the rest series later. He apologized for not having extra copies, because the book is a best seller.
The tall man finally gives up when his phone vibrates and his alarm rings.
“Fine. You’ll take two I take two. You take the even numbers, I take the odds.” He pays the book and after thanking the shop owner he walks to you. You give him the money and walk away, only to notice he is also walking the same way.
“What’s your name?” he asks suddenly when the two of you are walking back to the gates.
“(Y/n), you?” you feel sort of cranky with him, why can’t he be a gentleman and just let you have the book.
He hasn’t introduced you his name for there is a call for the passengers leaving for Seoul.
“Whoops, that is my plane. Nice to meet you (y/n),” he waves and disappears like that.
You shake your head and mutter a curse, when you realize you’re having the same flight with him.
Slowly you queue behind the long lines and after handing the ticket, you board to the plane.
Well you tried to forget the unfavourable encounter and just explain everything to Taeyong, while wishing he didn’t hate you.
“Seat 27 H” you smile and put up your things on the cabin above your head.
You notice someone is not sitting beside you, but since you’re in the window seat you nicely make your way into the chair. You buckle your seat belt, leave a message to tell your parents you’re on board already and send Taeyong a message too that you’re on schedule. You lean back while looking out of the window, taking in one last view of the Osaka vibes.
“Good bye home,” you whisper
“I guess that window seat is mine,” a finger taps your shoulder.
“What?” you turn around to face the same man from the bookstore, “You again?!”
“Oh we meet again,” he pretends to sound surprised in his same deep voice you’re trying to forget.
He smirks and takes off his shades, “Nakamoto Yuta.” He offers a hand and to be polite you take his hand, but something didn’t feel right.
“It is my seat,” you scrunch your eyebrow.
He grins, “Well yeah by the ticket it was yours, but I always like to take the window seat. Besides I put something there already,” he shows you the book he bought is inside the pocket infront of you.
You roll your eyes, “That doesn’t mean this is yours. I paid to get the window seat.” You lied.
He acts surprised, ”Really? You’re lying. Now I usually ask them kindly to switch place with me-“
He cannot finish his sentence because you cut him “No. Sit on the aisle or find another chair Yuta.”
He smirks and shrugs his shoulder, “I thought people always fall for my smile, but not you. Fine, you won this time.” He simply sit down on the other seat and buckles his belt.
“Sorry for the bookstore incident, I hope we can still enjoy our flight back to Korea.” He said softly to you in Korean. Your eyes widen, oh he is a fluent Korean speaker.
You just nod and when you feel like there is nothing else to talk about right now, you put on the headphones and play yourself some music.
Something tickles your brain, something about Nakamoto Yuta, his name somehow feels familiar in your ear. You take off your headphone to listen to the safety procedure and that’s when Yuta speaks up again in Korean.
“Look at us,” he suddenly whispers, “We fought over the last book, fought over a window seat, both speak Korean… we have some things in common. Aren’t we basically a couple already?”
You punch his shoulder “Are you in your right mind?”
He looks at you annoyed “Didn’t you know I was flirting?”
You blush and scoff “Not that fast sir-“
He smirks “Oh Sir? You’re into that huh? Sounds interesting.” His gaze examines your face.
The way your eyes look into him with curiosity but defence, the way you hide your cheeks from blushing but your ears give away too much, and the way you bite your lips.
He winks, “Alright, I am not teasing my little lamb anymore. You might cry if I go too far. Just know that whoever dates you must be very lucky to win someone like you.”
Your heart fell for that, “Actually I am single,” you blurt that out and curse yourself when you see his gaze changes to a challenging one.
“Woah, were you hinting me?”
You shake your head “Sorry I just didn’t know I’d say that outloud.”
“People tend to tell the truth when they’re nervous. So tell me little lamb, are you nervous because I am too stunning or you’re afraid I might harm you.”
You close your eyes, it’s not the fear of him killing you in your sleep or robbing you. No, it’s pure nervousness.
“I am sorry, I need my time alone.” You give him a forced small smile so he doesn’t feel bad and you return to listening your music.
The rest of the flight, Yuta did not bother you anymore. He watched movies, played some game in his phone and even read some books.
You just interact with him when he helps you take out the things on the overhead cabin and while you wait for the luggage. He helps you with your luggage and you’re grateful for it, at least he is not a total asshole. He is actually sweet and caring, maybe he is a tsundere.
“Alright, I guess this is it. We part ways and maybe never see each other again.” Yuta pushes his trolley and you also did the same thing beside him.
You nervously chuckle, something in your hear wishes you’ll bump him once again. “Yeah, this is it. Thank you for helping me and the books.”
He laughs, “As much as I want to give you the remaining half, I promised someone this.”
You nod your head, “I understand, same thing goes to me.”
He taps his finger on the handle, “Think we might see each other again one day?”
You look to the distant, “Maybe? Hope it’s better than our first encounter.”
Yuta nods, “Yeah I wish that never happen again. So, this is it. Is someone picking you up?”
You take your phone out to see the message from the man picking you up, “Yes, my cousin is here. What about you? Taxi?”
“No, someone came to pick me up too.”
Your phone rings and both Yuta and you toss each other a glance. “Go, your cousin is here maybe.” He shoos you politely and you laugh at his action “See you when I see you! Bye Yuta!” you wave and walk with your trolley away while listening to your brother’s direction.
Yuta also picks up a call not longer after it, “Oh the mini market? Yeah I saw it. I’m walking there.”
You meet your cousin already and hug him tight “Taeyong!!! Glad you’re not late. Let’s go!” you try to bring him home first and show the other souvenirs first before finally telling him about the comic.
He ruffles your hair “I know you’re excited to go back to Seoul, but I am also here to pick up my friend. He’s also from Japan and I promised to pick him up too. He’s on his way.”
Your mind feels fuzzy but you try to ignore it, maybe you’re just nervous about telling the story. That was until you hear your cousin’s voice calling out a name you learnt today.
“Yuta!!”
“Taeyong-ah!!”
You peer over Taeyong’s shoulder and gasp when you see the same man you’ve been with the whole day.
“Yuta, this is the cousin I used to talk about, and (y/n) meet Yuta, my boyfriend.” Taeyong proudly introduces the two of you without knowing anything.
Yuta plays along and shakes your hand “The girl from the bookstore? (y/n) right?”
You smirk and play along too “Mister window seat! Yuta, true?”
Taeyong looks at the two of you with a big question mark on his face.
You stifle a laugh when Yuta nicely grabs his boyfriend’s hand and pushes his trolley to get to the car.
“We owe you a story, come let’s eat lunch and we will tell you everything!” you giggle as you push your belongings too.
Taeyong nods his head “Fine, looks like you two are hiding something. Hope it’s nothing bad.”
After loading your stuff and Yuta’s stuff, the three of you stop over a restaurant for lunch.
Once the lunch is over, you and Yuta both pull out a paper bag.
“For you, open it up and we will tell you the story.” You hand him the same bag Yuta handed over.
Taeyong curiously open the bag and screams when he sees the book, he wanted is complete here in front of his face.
“Oh the two of you did not forget! Why did you just get me two each?” he notices that soon when he arranges the comic books on the table.
“Who wanna tell?” you glance to Yuta.
He rolls his eyes, “You go first, then me.”
With that Taeyong laughs at the story both of you re-enact. He has the greatest laugh this year when he sees how you and Yuta re-do the scene while muttering the same Japanese words he did not understand.
“So, in the end both of you got me the complete set. Congratulations! None of you will die.” Taeyong ends the story with a nice wrap and the three of you can’t believe how small the world is.
See you tomorrow, on the last day!
Thank you so much!!! ily!!
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