finney and a always seeing eachother at the same therapy office, and al thinking theyre both patients (obvs finn must be seeing someone else right), but finney is actually *his* therapists son that doesnt know that his mom has been working with al on his "urges" (aka al is LOSING in therapy bc he keeps thinkimg about the cute boy and ruining his treatment by fantasing about him)
Albert, being a "capable adult": As the top in this relationship, I think we should--
Finney, incredulously: I /can't/ believe you're pulling rank on me, old man.
To those people, for clarity sake, please stop shipping Finney with the Grabber. Don’t sexualize it because both Finney and Mason (the Actor who played as Finney) is a Minor and Ethan Hawke is in his 50s, which makes the grabber in his 50s too. If you payed attention in the movie, you know Finney HATES the grabber. So please stop shipping it.
Ohhhhh nahhhh y’all the Alfinn Shippers found me on Tumblr guys. Every Proshipper here about to go Avengers Assemble on me. 💀
Maybe if y’all didn’t ship a 13 year old child, who the actor is also a real child with his kidnapper who is grown as fuck (51 years old at least what I think) and making fucking porn out of them together, I would not be making that Rant on Tumblr a couple months ago.
You’ve got a bigger following than me, just wanted to add there’s an account called Alfinnster (?) that promotes grabberxfinney , or they call it #blakeshaw 🧍🏻♀️
thanks for telling me
the audacity to call US disgusting
you fell on your head when you were a baby or something?
please report this shit
@staff you do something about it why are you letting them make new accounts
grimecest isn’t the only ship i like, but i’m hyperfixating on it at the moment, hence the blog. i’m also a hug fan of wincest (supernatural), blakeshaw (the black phone), heffleycest (diary of a wimpy kid), and hamadacest (big hero 6). i didn’t necessarily come on here to find other peeps who like this stuff but if y’all ever wanna chat in comments that’d be chill!!
also if you have fic recommendations for any of the ships i listed please let me know!
Making this just reminded me of how much I need to re-watch the movie again soon-- We're supposed to plan a movie night in the server for it at some point lmao
Albert: I like your new pants, bud!
Finney, grinning: Thanks Al! They were 50% off!
Albert, playfully: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.
Finney, now frowning: The store can't just give away clothes for free, Al.
Albert, grimacing: That's not... what I meant, Finn.
Finney, doubling down: That's a terrible way to run a business, Albert.