#Bronwen and Alcina just be like *gay married*

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

Ethan in RE8 probably: *carefully trying to sneak though Castle Dimitrescu, avoiding Alcina and her daughters, etc* *tumbles into Alcina’s room*

Bronwen, wearing an extremely comfy silk robe and sipping a glass of ice wine while chilling in the super oversized bed: …Winters, the hell are you doing? Walk like a normal person.

Ethan, probably: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?????

I’m sorry I just LOVE the idea of like… Bronwen and Alcina just being wives living normally and then Bronwen being like “Ethan stop being a fucking weirdo why are you in my wife’s house?????”

#Bronwen just like flashes this ring on her finger with BIG TIME gemstones in it and is like ‘bro…’ #Ethan has a stroke #from daydreams to text #snowdrop has a bi crisis #Bronwen and Alcina just be like *gay married* #Ethan is confused af as to how the HELL this happened #that’s why she said Ethan’s blood was stale lmao #‘he’s gross and icky. My WIFE has the most divine tasting blood <3’ -Alcina probably #blood mention #blood mention tw #alcohol mention #alcohol mention tw #also yes Bronwen just casually drinks ice wine #it’s very sweet and Alcina likes to spoil her #(and thinks it’s classier than those gin drinks she likes) #romantic; the night is the wife whom I adore