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#DEADMEAT THIRSTING
deadmeat666 · 6 months
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Allennn if u write for yanderes, wyat your take on yan! akinori??? obvs smut (hhehe sorry I'm obsessed with tjis man he's sooooooo)
if ur talking about beloved babyboy akinori konoha then YESSIRRRR
warnings. reader with a scarily huge cock, yandere themes, mentions of blood and murder, scent kink, generally creepy and perverted akinori, creampie, rushed, cringe description of reader's cock somewhere 😔
Yan! Akinori, who will innocently wave when you pass by him. Think nothing of it, it will be merely nothing but just a simple act of kindness.
Yan! Akinori, once the boldness gets to him, taking your acknowledgement of him as sign to cross the line just a tiny bit for now. Coming into class, you notice your desk are littered with tiny paper pieces cut out into the shape of a heart. Albeit done roughly, you can't deny the fact you are flattered. Flattered that someone had committed their time to make this for you. If only it isn't so messy and exposed for your classmates to witness. . .
Yan! Akinori, who then realizes just how truly oblivious and dumb you are, fully jumped across the big fat line between 'just a simple innocent crush' to 'wanna have that person tied up to my bed and milk their cock 24/7' without another thought.
Yan! Akinori, who has no shame in snapping a few polaroid pictures of you. Thanks to his fair share of experience in the world of photography, he is able to get all the shots perfect, just like you! The photos range from you smiling, to you jacking off your cock in your room without a care in the world or even a sense of awareness for that matter.
Yan! Akinori, whose latest addition to his album is a close up of your smiling face, all content for whatever reason that day. Usually he would tape his photos to a wall, or maybe hide them away in his album he keeps tucked away under his bed, but this time, he does neither of those.
Yan! Akinori, who tapes the said picture to the softest pillow he could find, kissing it ever so lovingly before letting all of his pent up urges by humping and riding out his orgasm on the pillow, shamelessly moaning your name as if you are actually there, and not just a burned image on a polaroid. And as he cums, he makes sure to shoot some on your handsome face, before drawing a heart with the sticky goo to outline your face.
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Yan! Akinori, with how much luck he has during that time, manages to find himself inside your arms and in a totally healthy relationship with you. Initially, people had thought about how it was so wholesome that he'd latch himself onto you like a leech, feeding off of your compliments and praise. and a hunger for the blood of his rivals.
Yan! Akinori, obsessed with your scent, he'll dig out your closet for your clothes. He had thought no matter how much you would wash your clothes, your scent will still stick and it turns him on so much. And if your closet isn't enough, the laundry basket will be his target. Dirty? No! Clothes worn by you, he will not consider them dirty, simply blessed and graced by your smell.
Yan! Akinori, who likes rubbing his face against your crotch and dick like a desperate kitten. He'd want his face to be marked with your musky odor and liquid, especially your thick semen that's so full of life. Literally.
Yan! Akinori, with nothing that could've prepared him for your massive cock. The first time he saw it erect, it was like a stiff mass sitting in-between your legs, like a beast in its slumber, threatening to rise awake and breed.
Yan! Akinori, who desperately bounces on your cock with no shame in letting out his screams of pleasure whatsoever. He will tremble and writh above you. And in every bounce he finishes in taking in the entirety of your cock, he lets out a moan just a decibel higher from the past one, continuing in an endless cycle until the inevitable climax. Let's hope his noises don't alarm the neighbours, that'll surely lead to a huge misunderstanding.
Yan! Akinori, with a strange fixation for breeding, almost every week or when he feels like it, melts into the sheet as he is taken from behind. He looks at his stomach from his position, seeing how it will bulge from every time you dig into his inside, somehow getting deeper and deeper. His fingers fidget around in hopes of wanting to find something to hold onto but his senses are basically overloaded, his nerves screaming in pain and pleasure as he willingly submits himself to you. His mouth is shut, no complaints when you shoot torrents of semen inside him whatsoever. Why would he? He'll simply be called crazy if he does.
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berrymoos · 2 years
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kurt kunkle is an age regressor and if someone would’ve been there for him he wouldn’t be a literal murderer and i stand by that. (i am definitely joking)
okay im trying to answer asks in order but this one just. caught my eye bc i think ive seen like, ONE other user make a kurt kunkle agere fic??? i can't remember their user for the life of me 💔
& genuinely, anon? ik you're joking, but at the same time ... you're not exactly wrong HSKFHSKFJ
like iirc - ive only seen a bit of the movie for myself & then the kill count video deadmeat posted - the whole reason kurt went on that spree (pun intended) was bc he wanted to be internet famous but nothing was working!!! he was literally just a normal guy until that thirst for fame on the internet got to his head!! seriously if somebody just took his phone, threw it across the room, & gave him a hug he'd simply melt. if somebody had been there to tell him that his worth is not defined by the number of views & likes he gets, he'd simply be a little guy!!
on that note kurt is deff an ipad kid BAHAJSK sticky & cracked screen despite the screen protector, absolute horrendous posture, the whole getup. his caregiver has to drag him outside to do something other than break his spine watching gameplays of fortnite 😵‍💫
(once again anon ik ur joking but at the same time it's 3am so. mh)
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galaxyofghouls · 4 years
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If you watch DeadMeat (A youtube channel), the guy who counts the kills seemed to target and exploit my thirst for scary silent masked men in his 2009 Friday the 13th review. I turned into your header image (A sweaty tiny teddy)
oh man i should watch his vids
my lil sis has actually been binging the slasher kill counts and i’ve never been prouder
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deadmeat666 · 4 months
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sanji's waist so small i could get him pregnant
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