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#Dave the background forks high schooler
forks-n-spoons · 3 years
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Alright… we got three separate telling of Twilight & not one was from some random side student.
Like give me Dave the every day average student who watched all of this shit go down with the freaky rich kid & the pale-ass new girl who can’t walk a continuous 2 feet without falling on her face.
Like somehow he’s present for all of the shit that happens.
When Edward seems repulsed by Bella’s smell the first day? Dave sits behind Edward & is confused but doesn’t think much of it.
Edward disappears for a week after not being able to switch biology classes? Dave helps out in the office during his study hall period & happens to be in there to see this.
Edward has several cryptic conversations with Bella? Dave has a lunch table/locker near them.
The car accident? Dave sees it happen & he’s like “what the fuck?”
He’s hiking in the woods all the times they go to the woods.
He’s somehow in Phoenix on vacation when all that goes down.
Dave is there for every event in the series & nobody believes him when he tries to tell people.
The Cullens don’t notice him cause they’re all so wrapped up in Edward & Bella’s dramatic ass teenage romance.
I want Dave the Background Forks High Student to have his day in the midnight sun. (😂🧛🏻)
This is the Twilight Renaissance, motherfuckers.
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