#Euphemia frampton

[aithusarosekiller]

Euphemia frampton hcs because I love her:

-called everyone darling

-FEBRUARY AQUARIUS (7th feb)

-hufflepuffffffff

-pan

-demigirl

-can speak 6 languages

-hopeless at maths (same babe)

-book hoarder

-the most perfect laugh ever, everybody loved it

-she/they

-graysexual

-very dramatic romantic, not ashamed (like mother like son)

-besties with flea

-only fleamont and her parents called her Mia, only bugs could call them efs. Everyone else had to call her either Euphemia or Effie

-loved oreos

- dog person (bugs was a cat person so they had to get a collie AND a sphinx)

-animagus was a fox. Just imagine them scratching their ear with their back leg and pulling that cute face foxes do

-child friend. Hope was mum friend and has to bring huge backpacks everywhere because Effie would always forget things

-they give off feminist author vibes idk. Lyall was their editor (bugs stayed at home to look after the kids and called up efs on the office constantly to ask how work was going)

-she proposed to bugs

- modern au Effie is the BIGGEST Phoebe Bridgers fan

-quidditch Captain (walphemia rivals to lovers yes please)

-CLINGY

-Fucking martini enjoyer

-horrendous cook

#euphemia potter #but she never married Monty #so #Euphemia frampton #walphemia

[itssharonstephens]

Murder Underground by Mavis Doriel Hay ( British Library Crime Classics #2 )

Murder Underground by Mavis Doriel Hay ( British Library Crime Classics #2 )

Miss . Euphemia Pongleton , a penny – pinching unpleasant spinster is found strangled to death with her terrier ‘ s leash on the stairs of the Belsize Underground station on her way to her dental appointment . Her fellow residents of the boarding house ( somewhat grand – soundingly named Frampton Private Hotel ) , who are dubbed as Frumps seem to have several theories as to the identity of Miss…

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#book reviews #British Library Crime Classics #golden age mystery #Mavis Doriel Hay #Murder Underground

[aithusarosekiller]

Effie seeing the traumatised, confused, extremely inbred girl from the year below her for the first time:

#Euphemia ‘I can fix her’ Frampton #walphemia #bugsmia

[aithusarosekiller]

Walburga 'have fun fucking Potter 🙄' Black and Euphemia 'I will. Tell your CousBand I say hello' Frampton

#they're as spiteful as you can possibly get #they hate each other #so #much #I hate them #in a good way #bugmia #if ur here to whine and whinge just go away idc

[aithusarosekiller]

At 3am:

Euphemia: Bugs…

Walburga: yes?

Euphemia: would you still love me if I was a basilisk?

Walburga: frampton, I swear to fucking Merlin-

*20 years and a walphemia breakup later*

James: Reggie

Regulus: yes?

James: would you still love me if I-

Regulus: no. Now shut up and go to sleep

James: ……….😭

#jegulus #starchaser #walphemia