#Forgotten Realms is what happens when you let the most tiresome people at your local gaming café write novels for forty straight years

[dukeofriven]

My biggest worry about Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves is that it might make people for whom this is their first introduction to D&D think that Forgotten Realms lore is cool.

#dungeos and dragons #D&D #D&D movie #d&d honor among thieves #honor among thieves #Forgotten Realms is the neo-liberal status-quo centrism of fantasy settings #Forgotten Realms is what happens when you let the most tiresome people at your local gaming café write novels for forty straight years #Forgotten Realms is what happens when people who think Sword of Shannanra is an interesting take on Tolkien take a crack at worldbuilding #Forgotten Realms is why almost every fantasy novel from the 90s reads like its the exact same book regardless of who wrote or published it #Ellminster getting decked in the face was the best thing to happen in Forgotten Realms since 1987 #The sequel to Honor Among Thieves should just be Ellminster and every RA Salvatore character eating shit for ninety straight minutes #but the actual guys not brain ghosts #Well maybe not a sequel I will accept a spin-off film #I might also accept a completely straight adaptation of Curse of the Azure Binds since I have had a crush on Alias since 2003 don't judge m #Did you SEE the cover of that module?