#Gadoiiiiiing

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My suggestions, if this becomes a thing: 1) Ride of the Valkyries 2) A kazoo 3) Brian Blessed screaming 4) Long, drawn-out farting / raspberries 5) That sound the TARDIS makes in-flight 6) Ian McKellen as Gandalf just muttering “bum bum bum” over and over 7) William Shatner’s rendition of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 8) That gadoiiiiiing sound a ruler makes when you ping it off the end of a desk If anyone knows Brian Blessed or Ian McKellen, I’ll cut you in for 10%.

#Daily Telegraph #Electric cars #Noise #Mobile phones #Choose your own noise #Galloping horses #Only if it’s two halves of a coconut being knocked together #1812 Overture #Richard from Knockholt #Kazoo #Brian Blessed #William Shatner #TARDIS #Farting #Gandalf #Bum bum bum bum #Gadoiiiiiing