#God knows this office needed a PR department to handle the inevitable scandals from all the hotties and their office relationships lmfao 😂

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Valentina Contreras

For @kashisun Simblr Office!

Full body shots and loooooads of information below the cut! ❤️

36 years old

Graduated with honors from UBright. Head of the Simblr Office's Public Relations department for around 5 years now. The office employee advocate in any possible legal situations. Will have a company scandal handled before you can call your momma about it.

Ambitious, secret geek, your resident mean friend™️ with a heart of gold. Don't wax poetic to her though, she will barf and adamantly deny that she even likes you (she does) or that she has the capability to be sweet (again, she does - in her own way).

Does not do nicknames but will tolerate "Val" from the coworkers she gets along with. If she doesn't like you, it's Ms. Contreras exclusively.

Chronic desk snacker. Has never ate lunch in the break room in her life. Has been seen running to the conference room in emergency "defcon" situations with her trademark huge ass thermos in one hand, her (newest model) iPhone pressed to her ear, and a bagel hanging from her mouth.

Lives with a lowkey migraine all the time, thus overly prepared. Has a cabinet filled with all the period products, vitamin supplements, and pain relievers the office could ever need. She walked in on two coworkers getting freaky once and, after "vigorously bleaching her eyeballs" (her words), she wordlessly added various contraceptives to the cabinet the next day. (If you take any, DO NOT elaborate to her. Plausible deniability and all that.)

Lives and dies by her smart watch. Calendar queen through and through.

As scary as she is on the surface, she really likes her job and her coworkers (she would never admit this). She's gives straightforward and thorough advice, is a good listener, and always accepts invites to hang out after work (so long as you sent her a calendar invite, obviously).

Competitive as fuck. Scarily good at drinking games.

Serious about the work life balance - you will not find her ass in the office more than a minute after the end of the day. If you interrupt her on a day off or call her while she's on vacation, she will murder you with her perfectly manicured and moisturized hands.

Posted a pic on her (highly guarded) Instagram flashing a huge ass diamond ring with no description. Showed up to work the next day and didn't say a thing. That doesn't stop people from speculating who the brave guy is (no one is ever right). One thing is for sure though - he does NOT work at the office! 😂

Does not have children and probably will never have children. She says she "does plenty of babysitting at work, thank you."

Has been known to call coworkers who piss her off or who create public company-related nightmares "little shits" or "dumbasses." It comes off far more endearing than she wants it to.

She can be heard saying, "Nope. Nope. Not today," "I do not get paid enough for this shit," and/or a slew of obscenities (in Spanish and in English, always in rapid succession) multiple times a day.

You can tell if you're about to be in deep shit with her based upon the pace at which her heels click toward your office/cubicle. 😉

#God knows this office needed a PR department to handle the inevitable scandals from all the hotties and their office relationships lmfao 😂 #Thank you Kashisun for starting this! Your mind!!! 🤯😍🙏 #This is literally one of my favorite simblr community CAS collaborations. I have read everyone's office OCs and I'm obsessed!! #Kashisun #the simblr office #simblr office #ts4 #simblr #ts4 cas #my ocs #ts4 ocs #oc: valentina #atfs