#HOogh (fucking dies)/pos

[danzsoldier]

share the tankman lore at once

OH!! Okay!!!!! so like! Its based off of Tankmen 0 (aka a prequel to Tankmen that Jeff never made) it’s got some of my own headcanons in it as well! So to everyone reading this please remember this lore isn’t canon and is just what I think happened

Captain and Commander are scientists who originally worked at two different companies (is that the right word? Idk) but one day they met and eventually later on they fell in love with each other and got married and had a few kids as well (Captain and Commander being exes is a headcanon that I got from a server of mine and me and a few other people like the idea)

When they got married they decided to combine their companies to make one company!! And they all worked on projects together

Steve, Ted, Tankgirl, Scared Sniper, and some of the other Tankmen worked at Captain’s company and Tim worked at Commander’s company so some of them got to work together on stuff and befriended each other. Bill and Skittles didn’t work with them becuz Bill had a different job and never met Captain, Steve, etc and Skittles wasn’t old enough to work at a company that deals with dangerous chemicals at the time (I feel like Skittles was around 14, 15 or 16 when all of that stuff happened)

One day they make the laser (mentioned above) and eventually they realized that it’s WAY too dangerous and could hurt a fuck ton of people so they decide to try and destroy it but they couldn’t find it (aka they lost a fucking weapon)

And it turns out it was outside in the middle of the city and Commander wouldn’t let them get to it because he wanted to keep it because its something he worked really hard on and Captain, trying to be a reasonable husband, tried to explain to him that keeping it is a bad idea because how dangerous it is but Commander refused to listen

They begin arguing back and fourth and they don’t even realize that the laser is already activated so as Captain was trying to run outside to go get it while Commander held him back while struggling the laser explodes and causes a FUCK ton of deaths, lots of buildings, cars, stores, etc to get destroyed and the colors of the world to be inverted

This causes more arguing to begin and Steve holds Captain back while Tim holds Commander back and eventually they get divorced and the war starts (their kids are okay btw but uhhh Commander took them and Captain refuses to pay the child support and yes that’s a famous joke that me and some of my friends have it’s so funny)

So yeah! That’s my lore idea!!

#HOogh (fucking dies)/pos #gonna edit this later maybe so it’ll have an under the cut becuz I’m 100% sure this is long as hell #Tankmen #long post #ask.tm #anon