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Answer all 200
damn okay you asked for it:
(this was asked a long time ago and its just being posted now bc its 200 fuckin questions f u kars jk love you)
1. What is your middle name?
Elizabeth
2. Do you have any nicknames?
Liz, Laur, Lau, Squid, Koala, Rhyne, Babe
3. Do you have any allergies?
Not to my knowledge
4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?
Too long,, like I could sit on it
5. Apple or PC?
PC
6. Favorite flavor?
In general probably some kinda cheese but for sweet stuff is cookie dough
7. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Bold of you to assume I’ve even been on a date (no I haven’t)
8. Are you friends with any of your exes?
2 of them actually!
9. What kind of car do you drive?
I can’t even drive,, but I have a Toyota Avalon waiting for me when I can
10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?
It really depends, I’m very correct when texting adults, decent when texting acquaintances, absolute disaster with good friends
11. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?
Probs the UK or Italy, the UK bc I have several friends there and its very nice, and Italy for good food and good views
12. Creamy or chunky peanut butter?
Creamy all the way
13. Favorite food to pig out on?
Pizza
14. DC or Marvel?
Marvel!
15. Disney or Nickelodeon?
God idk,, probably Nickelodeon
16. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer?
Yes, one from Kiawah Island (very nice place) and a couple random ones
17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?
The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan, considering that was like my 3rd time reading it yeah I do
18. Do you read any magazines?
Nah
19. Coffee or tea?
Not a fan of either, I guess I’d pick coffee
20. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?
Red Velvet Frappucino
21. How many things can do with your weaker hand?
Oh You Know ;) in all honestly not much, I can catch because I used to play softball
22. Last show you binge watched?
Currently binge watching My Hero Academia!
23. Dogs or cats?
Cats
24. Favorite Disney princess?
Mulan or Moana I think
25. Do you like fast food?
Generally yeah
26. Favorite thing to cook for yourself?
Pasta and some type of garlic or cheesy or toasted bread
27. Favorite song to sing in the shower?
Currently Morning in America by John Bellion
28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?
I don’t think so
29. iPhone/iPad or Android?
Android
30. Any styles of music you do not like?
Most country tbh, excluding John Denver n Carrie Underwood they’re both great
31. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?
Not quite, but pretty close. We were dating so I’d say I liked it
32. Have you ever gotten a ticket while driving?
I can’t drive so no!
33. Favorite emoji?
💖 or 🍒 I think
34. Showers or baths?
Showers for convenience, but the occasional bath is nice to relax
35. Is there anything you regret buying?
Some clothes I have I don’t like, my fake airpods that don’t work
36. Are you fluent in more than one language?
Not yet, but I’m learning Spanish!
37. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over again and enjoy just as much every time?
Black Panther, The Last Unicorn, any of The Lord of the Rings trilogy
38. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed?
Around 155-160 pounds
39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, how many and where?
Not yet
40. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?
Yep.
41. Favorite school subject?
I used to love English but not so much anymore, right now in in Psychology and its really cool tbh
42. Favorite non-chocolate candy?
Fuckin uh,, airheads are pretty good
43. Name one celebrity you dislike.
Johnny Depp is a shitty abuser.
44. If you could have one superpower, which one would you most like to have?
Telekinesis I think
45. From 1-10, rate your singing ability.
7
46. From 1-10, rate your dancing ability.
3
47. From 1-10, rate your cooking ability.
7
48. From 1-10, rate your driving ability.
1
49. Are you religious?
I’m really not sure, I was raised religious but I’m questioning a lot atm
50. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?
Yep, I like Cherry Coke
51. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?
No, but I’ve been with someone who has
52. Spring or autumn?
Autumn
53. Do you play any sports?
Not now, but I’ve played soccer, softball, and basketball in the past
54. Can you play any musical instruments?
Nope
55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?
Introverted
56. How easily do you cry?
My dude,, so easily
57. Last musical artist you saw live?
My Lord and Savior Avi Kaplan
58. Favorite YouTube channel?
Not 2 be That person but I genuinely like Markiplier tbh
59. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Wars
60. How long have you known your best friend?
Well 1 of them funnily enough our moms knew each other when he was a baby and I was unborn, but we really met in 6th grade. My other best friend I met about 3 years ago :)
61. Have you ever voted for a reality show?
I think so
62. Last CD you bought? uhhhhh maybe a pentatonix cd dunno which one
63. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?
Nope I’m the one who gets dumped
64. Have you ever been broken up with? See above (3 times)
65. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show? Nah
66. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?
A year and 3 months currently, and yes
67. Have you seen any Broadway plays or musicals?
Nope
68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?
Yes! I’ve been in The Wizard of Oz (twice!), Little Shop of Horrors, Seussical the Musical, and the Little Mermaid
69. How flexible are you?
Not very
70. Have you ever sexted? Yes…
71. Do you own any clothes from garage sales or thrift stores?
Yep
72. Real or fake Christmas trees?
We’ve had a fake one my whole life, but I’d like to have a real one some day
73. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2-3
74. How well can you write in cursive?
Not great, but I can get the job done
75. What is your political affiliation?
Not officially affiliated, but rather left
76. Do you like any boy bands?
The Backstreet Boys duh
77. Have you ever broken any bones?
Just a couple small ones in my toe
78. Have you ever gotten any stitches?
Nah
79. Do you have any piercings in places other than your ears?
Not yet
80. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it? One of my favorite pairs of shorts is pretty old
81.Do you like wearing hats?
Depends on the hat, I have a handful of baseball caps I like
82. Have you ever dyed your hair?
At one point I had the tips dyed purple, but now I regularly dye it to make it slightly lighter and redder
83. From 1-10, how competitive are you?
Like 8 probably, I’m not very athletic but I’m competitive about other things
84. How long have you been at your current job?
Since November 2017
85. Have you ever studied abroad?
Nope
86. Phrase you say the most?
“Oof”
87. Have you ever quit a job?
Nah
88. Have you ever gotten fired from a job?
Nah
89. Have you ever won a trophy? If so, what for?
Yes! For cheerleading competitions, 3rd place in making a video for a club, in a soccer tournament, and probably some others idk
90. Have you ever been a Boy/Girl Scout?
I was a girl scout but that was a while ago
91. Last thing that made you laugh?
Uhh last night some dumb meme my boyfriend showed me
92. Do you eat meat?
Yes
93. Are you more of a morning or a night person?
Night person, but I’m also old so it’s hard to stay up late
94. Worst habit?
Chewing fingernails, isolating myself from people when I’m sad
95. Deepest fear?
Uhhh that everyone who says they care about me is actually lying and talking about me behind my back
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah pretty much
97. If you could take home any animal from the zoo, what animal would you take?
An otter! I love them
98. Do you consider rapping singing?
I wouldn’t say it’s singing bc its different, but it’s certainly an art form and it has every place in the music industry
99. Favorite costume you wore for Halloween? How old were you?
When i was a ninja that was sick, i was probably 12-13
100. Favorite store to shop at?
For clothes? Maybe Plato’s Closet (nice secondhand place) but I also do a lot of online shopping
101. Have you ever given anyone CPR?
No
102. Favorite Pokémon?
Cresselia is dope but also Eevee
103. Do you own any homemade clothing?
Probably
104. Do you drink alcohol at all? If so, what is your drink of choice?
I’ve drunk once, vodka mixed with Hawaiian punch and it was p good
105. Have you ever skinny dipped?
No i’m fat
106. Favorite type of cookie?
Warm chocolate chunk
107. Favorite flavor of ice cream?
Oreo or chocolate chip cookie dough. The best thing i’ve ever had was a red velvet oreo milkshake tho
108. Biggest pet peeve?
When people interrupt or ignore me
109. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?
I mean I just graduated so yes
110. Favorite literary character?
Oohhhh, maybe Sam from LoTR? He was the realest friend ever
111. Are your birth parents still together?
Yeah
112. Do you wear or have your ever worn glasses?
Nope, 20/20 babeyyyy
113. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang out with?
Like 6, one of those being my mom lol
114. Have you ever been the victim of a prank?
Not that I can remember
115. Do you belong to a fraternity or a sorority?
No
116. Have you ever taken a nude selfie?
perhaps..
117. Are you adopted?
No
118. Favorite fandom?
Ugh fandoms r gross, maybe the rwby fandom?
119. Oldest memory?
Trying to strangle myself at pre-school aged 4 lmaoooo
120. Have you ever snorted when you laughed?
A couple times
121. Can you drive stick?
Can’t drive at all!
122. Favorite Disney song?
How Far I’ll Go, or maybe Go The Distance
123. Random boy’s name.
Leo
124. Random girls’ name.
Natalie
125. How often do you eat out at a nice restaurant?
Once a month? Not often, I’ve done it twice in 3 days recently tho bc it was my birthday
126. How many people are in your nuclear family?
3, me and my parents
127. What accent do you consider the most attractive?
Gosh, not to be basic but probably British, although I don’t really know many others
128. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?
INFP i think? Maybe INFJ
129. What is your astrological sign?
Leo! (capricorn moon and cancer rising)
130. Biggest regret?
Trying to make someone care again who had no intention of doing so
131. What type of shoes do you wear the most?
My checkered vans, I swear I wore them every day of senior year
132. Do you like any soap operas?
No
133. Do you listen to talk radio?
Not often
134. What sports team(s) do you root for?
SF Giants, Carolina Panthers, Charlotte Hornets, Duke, Kentucky
135. Describe your sense of humor.
Ridiculously stupid, inside jokes
136. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend lmao
137. Favorite video game?
Overwatch
138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasantly surprised.
When i got a mf perfect score on my ACT
139. Do you believe in serendipity?
I had to look that up but I guess so
140. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was done?
I don’t think so, one time the movie malfunctioned and cut off like an hour in and we had to leave
141. Have you ever felt you were born in the wrong period of history?
Nah, everything has always sucked, but now is somewhat less sucky than before bc we have the internet
142. Is sex before marriage wrong?
No
143. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?
Yes omg, fuckin Girls Like You, fuck you Adam Levine
144. Can you handle spicy food?
Only slightly spicy
145. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as darling, honey, babe, or dear?
I call my friend Ryker babe all the time, and call most of my friends “love”
146. Do you like MTV?
Nah not really
147. Where on your body are you the most ticklish?
Probably ribs area
148. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?
The Princess Bride is so quotable, so maybe that idk, I quote memes more than anything
149. Have you ever lived with a roommate you didn’t get along with?
Can I say my parents? I’ve never lived not in my house, but I’m about to go to college and I hope I like my roommate
150. Where do you think is the best place to meet a new lover?
Either school or through mutual friends?
151. Have you ever successfully been on a diet?
I mean I’ve lost weight but it wasn’t a diet, just not eating lol
152. Favorite thing to do outside?
Have a photoshoot, jk I love looking at flowers, also swimming is good
153. Where did you go on your last vacation?
Kiawah Island, for grad week
154. Do you say “y'all” at all?
Yes, I live in the south and started using it ironically but now I can’t stop
155. Have you ever lived on a farm?
No
156. Do you believe in evolution?
There’s scientific evidence for it, so yes
157. What TV channel do you watch the most?
Honestly HGTV those houses are awesome
158. Favorite Beatles song?
Hmmmm, Maybe A Day In The Life or Eleanor Rigby, I Am The Walrus is always good too ngl
159. Have you ever been on TV?
On like the local channels for school awards and such
160. Have you ever been to Disney World or Disneyland?
I went to Disneyland last summer!
161. Do you like horror movies?
Not really, I’m a pussy
162. Do you like to go fishing?
No
163. Have you ever been hunting?
No
164. Do you take medication for anything?
Yes, for ye olde depression
165. Name one item from your bucket list.
Get a novel published
166. From 1-10, how much do you like children?
3 maybe, they’re kinda annoying
167. Have you ever thought about your wedding?
Yes, but my ideas have changed over time
168. Have you ever been bungee jumping or skydiving?
No, but I’d like to
169. Favorite flower?
Hmmm Sunflowers? or Snapdragons, or the pink magnolias
170. Do you collect anything?
Enamel pins, and rwby blind box figurines (it’s not an addiction I swear)
171. Who was the last person you told a lie to?
My mom probably
172. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?
Nope
173. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?
Not that I know of
174. What was your favorite toy to play with when you were a child?
Hmmmm I had this little Narnia figurine set that I loved, also a bunch of littlest pet shop toys
175. How good are you at math?
Pretty good, I took AP Calculus in high school and got an A, doesn’t mean I liked it
176. Have you ever learned anything from a how-to YouTube video?
Not that I can think of right now
177. Have you ever participated in a science fair?
Yes, it was required in 6th grade
178. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?
Womanhood is difficult and I often wish I did not have to bear it, but I’ve made peace with it
179. Have you ever participated in a public protest?
No, I’m scared
180. Do you have a pool at your house?
No
181. Have you ever hosted a wild party?
No lol, the wildest was probably my birthday party when we all got high and then had a 1 am McDonalds run because munchies
182. Do you like karaoke?
Not really
183. Have you ever written a love letter?
Kind of yes, I’m rather sappy
184. Have you ever ran a marathon?
God no, I’ve done a lot of 5Ks though
185. How often do you get mad at yourself?
So much, I suck
186. Any guilty pleasures?
Probably shitty old Warrior Cats AMVs, those are great when you’re bored and need to remember your roots
187. Fruits or vegetables?
Vegetables solely because potatoes fuckin slap
188. Do you live in a house or an apartment?
In a house, but I’m about to move into a dorm
189. The countryside or the suburbs?
Suburbs, I’ve lived in them my whole life, also listen to Subdivisions by Rush it’s great
190. Worst job you’ve ever had?
I’ve only had 1 job so I guess working at Chick-fil-A
191. Do you hang out with any of your co-workers?
Yes, one of them was my friend from school as well so I hang out with her regularly
192. Were you ever voted homecoming/prom king or queen?
Nope, but my good friends were prom king and queen!
193. Were you voted a “best” or “most likely to” in high school?
No, but I was “Most Likely To Be President - Girl” in elementary school so take that
194. Have you ever gotten detention?
No I’m a good kid
195. Have you ever babysat?
Yes, we watched disney movies and played dress-up
196. Have you ever taken a road trip just for the fun of it?
Nah, but I’d like to
197. How many drinks get you tipsy?
Idk, I was a little funny after 2 vodka spiked punches so
198. Were you a part of any academic clubs in high school or college?
Certainly yes, Technology Student Association, Beta club, Book club
199. Have you ever given a public speech, aside from your schooling?
I did the sermon one Sunday at church, but I’m not a big fan of public speaking
200. How long have you been on tumblr?
5 years in november! (God thats awful)
@officieel i did it bastard
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motivation monday: october finish up
Hi, and delighted Monday! Today I am publishing a recap of my October running, primarily for my own records and to distill what went excellent and where I require some work. Total I satisfied my (incredibly simple) goals. If any of this works to you, then Happy Motivation Monday!! If you have some suggestions for any parts of it, do not hesitate to share. Thanks for reading, friends.
Many Interesting Workout:
Of numerous excellent exercises this month, it was tough to select a preferred. Sunday, Oct 14th is it. That early morning I ran a slightly fasted (I had actually eaten well the day previously, simply no breakfast) and spontaneous half marathon all by myself, at a pretty smooth pace (9:38 average). I didn't set out to run that long, but it felt fantastic! Every mile felt much better and much better, and I had some extra time, so ultimately, I just went for it. It's far from my ultimate time goal for 13.1, however considering I did this with no breakfast and no hydration or calories along the method, I'm delighted. It gets me thinking about what is possible when I am effectively sustained. And I had gobs of energy all the time after that! It's insane. Adaptions are happening.Worst Day: I attempted
operating on the extremely first day of Shark Week * this month, and I paid the rate. My other symptoms had been so mellow leading up to "The first day," I thought undoubtedly a 6 -or 7-mile simple day was possible. I had a hard time through 2.5 then walked another 1.5 while talking myself out of a pity party. Ha. It's great. I went house and poured my minimal physical energy into other things and counted my blessings that a difficult run was the worst of my health difficulties. I moved on with my life.Longest Run: Wednesday, Oct 24th: 15 even at Lake Hefner, with Mickey cyclingbeside me. This
was actually my longest run in numerous months, and I was happily surprised by not only a constant speed (9:46 average)but by the reality that I was not truly tired later. Nor was I the least bit sore the next day. Like, in general, it felt similar to an average 8/easy day. Huge thanks and high fives to my buddy for keeping me business!! The miles passed happily, and I got to hear numerous terrific stories about his life. I hope we do that together more frequently! Fastest General Run: Early on Sunday the 21st I shocked myself by running a little over 8 miles at an average speed of 8:47
. For me, that is quite
stylish. I rode endorphins the whole rest of that fine day, which we spent driving Klaus up Path 66 and doing a little hike, just the three of us. Then we had a very special dinner with our Sperrys, and my heart was so complete. (My trick that day was understanding that I only had about an hour to run, so I just crammed as numerous miles in as possible, then rounded it out to 8, ha! )Unique Meals Worth Sharing Since Food is Fuel: I continue to favor my odd"warm breakfast salad "over cold protein smoothies for post-run nutrition. Chilly early mornings simply beg for something relaxing, you know
? It's oats prepared with spinach and zuchinni, topped with two eggs. Bam. Love it.I am also caring huge, crisp apples and roasted peanuts, chicken breast sandwiches for lunch, and veggie-heavy soups and pasta dishes in the evening. Some roasted veggies with sticky rice is excellent the night eventually runs. Yes to gorgeous buffet, always, and salads at home get topped with warm things like roasted acorn squash and blended with kale for substance. I can not appear to eat enough eggs and peanuts the past few weeks. I do not comprehend why. Oh! And crepes. Jessica invited me over for breakfast one day, and together with the most beautiful salad ever, she made us a huge platter of warm, thick, chewy, eggy crepes.
Best and tasty. We went with savory over sweet that day. I am so proud of her and her cooking self-confidence and artistry.Horrible Error I Will Never Ever Make Once Again: Last Monday evening we were out at a costumed event behind anticipated and simply chose to get some late dinner at Taco Bell. Taco Bell, friends, around 9:45 p.m. This is not my life. I ate among those"power bowls "with steak and some tortilla chips with really hot homemade salsa. It was all tasty, however I had let myself get too hungry. I slept alright then early the next early morningattempted to run with my rapid friend Sheila. It was not fun. My meal was not digested yet. I had to cut the miles short and stroll back to my automobile . Dumb dumb LOL! Fresh Running Lesson: Vertical Oscillation
had currently been on my mind when I ran with Mickey that day at Lake Hefner. While bicycling behind me, he observed that with each stride I circled up excessive(think, Tigger the bouncing tiger, or perhaps an elliptical device instead of straight-forward motion ). Mickey offered a number of kind tips, which I attempted. Immediately my posture structured and my next couple of sprints were at my
max speed without any additional effort
. It just clicked. Fantastic! I practiced the toe-roll for numerous days after that and believe it is helping me waste less energy. Thanks, Mickey!Weather Considerations: From heavy rain all month to a surprise twister one day and constant temperature level swings, our fall weather condition has actually kept local runners thinking. I braved the treadmill just a few times, enough to see that my dullness endurance is abysmal, haha. I have some major mind callousing to do, you guys. Anyway, I am so happy to have actually satisfied my October objective with so numerous days that could have gone really differently. And the season modification has actually been awesome to see. I am not at
all grumbling. Oklahoma
has not seen this much color and such high water levels in lots of years, and the early morning skies, my gosh. I love everything. Simply extremely appreciative that a lot of miles were taken pleasure in outdoors, which is my favorite.Little Extras Still Happening? Yes, mostly. All month I did the dynamic warm-ups faithfully, and I stretched a little
after each run, but possibly inadequate. I got 8 infant weight-lifting days and about as lots of yoga sessions, but I might be more disciplined with that. Some core work and deep stretching at nights are probably in order, too. It's simply a matter of finding sustainable habits. Overall Miles: 223.1 These miles were mostly easy effort, long run rate, extremely relaxing, and delighted! My October objective was 220, just 10%up from September. It felt pretty uncomplicated, so I am thrilled
. Well over half of my miles were past this specific tree. I watched it alter colors each week. So beautiful!What's Next? My goals for November are to: keep my energy method up and my discomforts way down so I can delight in a month of both running and holiday festivity eat more mindfully, not like I remain in a panic all the time, ha!run 180 miles( a little step back)including two tough Hansons
workouts weekly lift rather much heavier
and regularly (perhaps every 3 days )yoga yoga I am incredibly curious just how much progress I'll see from strength training and coordination drills. After that, I will be a stone's toss from my "Run the Year"goal of 2,018. Wahoo !! What's brand-new in your fitness and health universe? * Shark Week, for this blog's purposes, will always describe a woman's natural reproductive regular monthly cycle. And"The first day" is the worst day for me
. I seem like you knew that already. However thanks for
following the asterisk.
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Random Questions- Send Me Numbers! 1. What is your middle name?I don't have one2. Do you have any nicknames?Rach3. Do you have any allergies?Nope4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?Down to my butt, I want it to be long again but my hair's shite at growing 😞5. Apple or PC?PC6. Favorite flavor?Pickled onion (thinking of those fave crisps of mine again 😂)7. Have you ever been on a blind date?I have not 8. Are you friends with any of your exes?Don't have any exes9. What kind of car do you drive?I don't currently drive but I wouldn't mind what kind I had10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?Very11. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?France; for its culture, accents & food12. Creamy or chunky peanut butter?Ew, neither 13. Favorite food to pig out on?Crisps 😍 14. DC or Marvel?Neither 15. Disney or Nickelodeon?I'm assuming this means the channels & not the films? So a bit of both really 16. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer?No laptop to put stickers on 17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?I just finished Maggie Hartley's "Who will love me now?" & I recommend it. 8/1018. Do you read any magazines?Nah, I used to have a subscription to girltalk when I was younger though19. Coffee or tea?Neither 20. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?I don't drink Starbucks/coffee21. How many things can do with your weaker hand?Literally nothing, my left hand is useless 😂22. Last show you binge watched?I can't remember23. Dogs or cats?Cats 1000000% I hate dogs, they're so overrated 24. Favorite Disney princess?Rapunzel25. Do you like fast food?Yes26. Favorite thing to cook for yourself?Fajitas 27. Favorite song to sing in the shower?I don't really sing 28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?Nah29. iPhone/iPad or Android?Android all the way! 30. Any styles of music you do not like?Classical/heavy metal 31. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?Nah32. Have you ever gotten a ticket while driving?I don't drive33. Favorite emoji?😊😂😛💖34. Showers or baths?Showers35. Is there anything you regret buying?Impulsive shit that I only used once or twice36. Are you fluent in more than one language?Wish I was fluent in French37. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over again and enjoy just as much every time?Nah, I don't tend to watch films more than once38. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed?Let's not go there 😂😂39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, how many and where?Just the one; a floral pattern around my wrist40. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?Nah 41. Favorite school subject?English/art/biology42. Favorite non-chocolate candy?Currently it's those refreshers & drumstick choos43. Name one celebrity you dislike.I'm not petty/sad enough to hate a celebrity that doesn't know or care I exist 😂44. If you could have one superpower, which one would you most like to have?Either invisibility or to be able to read minds45. From 1-10, rate your singing ability.046. From 1-10, rate your dancing ability.047. From 1-10, rate your cooking ability.5, not cooked properly in ages though 48. From 1-10, rate your driving ability.Never drove so I dunno 49. Are you religious?Not at all 50. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?Irn Bru ❤51. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?Nope52. Spring or autumn?Spring53. Do you play any sports?Nah54. Can you play any musical instruments?Nah55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?I can be either, it depends on who I'm with 56. How easily do you cry?Nowhere near as bad as when I was younger, I've only cried properly 4 times this year57. Last musical artist you saw live?Lady Gaga58. Favorite YouTube channel?Don't really have one59. Star Wars or Star Trek?Neither 60. How long have you known your best friend?10 years 61. Have you ever voted for a reality show?I've text in to win stuff in competitions62. Last CD you bought?ARTPOP back in 2013 63. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?Never been in one to end it64. Have you ever been broken up with?^^65. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show?Nope66. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?See above q's67. Have you seen any Broadway plays or musicals?Nah68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?Does being a sheep in the nativity in primary 2 count?? 69. How flexible are you?Not very 70. Have you ever sexted?No 😂71. Do you own any clothes from garage sales or thrift stores?Nope 72. Real or fake Christmas trees?Fake73. How many pillows do you sleep with?I have 4 on my bed since it's a double but I only use 2 of them 74. How well can you write in cursive?Joined up handwriting? I can do it but my writing's ugly so 75. What is your political affiliation?SNP76. Do you like any boy bands?I used to love The Wanted when they were together77. Have you ever broken any bones?Nope 78. Have you ever gotten any stitches?Nope 79. Do you have any piercings in places other than your ears?Nah, I'd like my nose done but I don't think I'd suit it 80. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it?Probably my school leavers hoody, it's about 5 years old81. Do you like wearing hats?Nah82. Have you ever dyed your hair?Oh, only about 50 times 😂83. From 1-10, how competitive are you?084. How long have you been at your current job?I don't have a current job 😞85. Have you ever studied abroad?Nah86. Phrase you say the most?Mostly swear words87. Have you ever quit a job?Technically88. Have you ever gotten fired from a job?Nope89. Have you ever won a trophy? If so, what for?Nah 90. Have you ever been a Boy/Girl Scout?I was a rainbow back when I was 6 for a wee while but I walked out 91. Last thing that made you laugh?Something on Facebook92. Do you eat meat?Yes dunno how vegans do it, they're seriously missing out 93. Are you more of a morning or a night person?Night 94. Worst habit?Peeing 5000 times a day 95. Deepest fear?Idk 96. Do you believe in ghosts?Yes & no 97. If you could take home any animal from the zoo, what animal would you take?A panda, so it could be lazy with me 🐼98. Do you consider rapping singing?It's a form of singing, yeah99. Favorite costume you wore for Halloween? How old were you?Probably my cat costume when I was 7 100. Favorite store to shop at?Asda/Primark101. Have you ever given anyone CPR?Nah, I'll hopefully learn how to when I get round to doing a first aid course102. Favorite Pokémon?Torchic103. Do you own any homemade clothing?Nah 104. Do you drink alcohol at all? If so, what is your drink of choice?Nope 105. Have you ever skinny dipped?Nope106. Favorite type of cookie?Choc chip/double choc chip107. Favorite flavor of ice cream?Toffee 108. Biggest pet peeve?People calling the person they're with "partner" it just sounds so dumb109. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?Yeah110. Favorite literary character?Don't have one 112. Do you wear or have your ever worn glasses?I do113. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang out with?1114. Have you ever been the victim of a prank?Nope 115. Do you belong to a fraternity or a sorority?Considering I'm not American, no116. Have you ever taken a nude selfie?Nope117. Are you adopted?I should have been118. Favorite fandom?None of them, they're all full of utter fruitcakes (& that's putting it nicely 😂)119. Oldest memory?Sitting in the sink as a bath 120. Have you ever snorted when you laughed?Everyone has121. Can you drive stick?Can't drive 122. Favorite Disney song?Idk 123. Random boy’s name.Olly124. Random girls’ name.Meg125. How often do you eat out at a nice restaurant?Never 126. How many people are in your nuclear family?My what now?127. What accent do you consider the most attractive?French128. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?ISFP129. What is your astrological sign?Leo130. Biggest regret?Eating so much food131. What type of shoes do you wear the most?Converse are my fave 132. Do you like any soap operas?Holkyoaks 133. Do you listen to talk radio?When my internet's been cut off, sure 134. What sports team(s) do you root for?None 135. Describe your sense of humor.Amazing136. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?Yes137. Favorite video game?I used to love pokemon 138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasantly surprised.Can't think139. Do you believe in serendipity?I looked this up cause idk what it means & I'm still confused 140. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was done?A couple of times, yeah 141. Have you ever felt you were born in the wrong period of history?Nah 142. Is sex before marriage wrong?I used to think it was (what was wrong with me 😂?) but nah, as long as you're careful/sensible then you can do whatever143. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?All the time144. Can you handle spicy food?Nope 145. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as darling, honey, babe, or dear?I call most kids darling or honey, I used to call my friends dear & I don't like babe at all 146. Do you like MTV?When there's music playing 147. Where on your body are you the most ticklish?Stomach 148. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?Big bang theory 149. Have you ever lived with a roommate you didn’t get along with?Can I count myself? 150. Where do you think is the best place to meet a new lover?No idea, you can meet your special someone literally anywhere when you least expect it 151. Have you ever successfully been on a diet?Yeah for like 9/10 months, I need that motivation back 😭152. Favorite thing to do outside?Come back inside153. Where did you go on your last vacation?Lanzarote154. Do you say “y'all” at all?No155. Have you ever lived on a farm?Nope156. Do you believe in evolution?Yeah 157. What TV channel do you watch the most?Channel 4, channel 5, ITV2, E4 & More 4158. Favorite Beatles song?None 159. Have you ever been on TV?Nope160. Have you ever been to Disney World or Disneyland?Nope161. Do you like horror movies?No, I'm too easily scared hahaha 162. Do you like to go fishing?Never been 163. Have you ever been hunting?It's illegal in Scotland 164. Do you take medication for anything?Nope 165. Name one item from your bucket list.Meet my fave people on here 166. From 1-10, how much do you like children?9167. Have you ever thought about your wedding?Not really 168. Have you ever been bungee jumping or skydiving?Nah, I'd love to do both though 169. Favorite flower?Thistle 170. Do you collect anything?Nah171. Who was the last person you told a lie to?Can't remember172. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?Nope 173. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?Nope 174. What was your favorite toy to play with when you were a child?I used to like typical "boys toys" like beyblades, yugioh & pokemon 175. How good are you at math?Average 176. Have you ever learned anything from a how-to YouTube video?Nope 177. Have you ever participated in a science fair?Nah 178. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?Nope 179. Have you ever participated in a public protest?Nope 180. Do you have a pool at your house?Nah, there's no space anyway 181. Have you ever hosted a wild party?Nope 182. Do you like karaoke?Nah 183. Have you ever written a love letter?Once, I wish I could turn back time & not given it and embarrassed the poor woman 184. Have you ever ran a marathon?Nah 185. How often do you get mad at yourself?Too often, I'm trying to work on that though 186. Any guilty pleasures?Nah187. Fruits or vegetables?Fruits 188. Do you live in a house or an apartment?"Apartment" 189. The countryside or the suburbs?Don't mind 190. Worst job you’ve ever had?Events staff, management were arseholes & it was a pain in the arse setting up & packing up191. Do you hang out with any of your co-workers?Don't have any 192. Were you ever voted homecoming/prom king or queen?Nope, never went to either prom193. Were you voted a “best” or “most likely to” in high school?Nah194. Have you ever gotten detention?Technically195. Have you ever babysat?Nope196. Have you ever taken a road trip just for the fun of it?Nope 197. How many drinks get you tipsy?No idea198. Were you a part of any academic clubs in high school or college?Nah 199. Have you ever given a public speech, aside from your schooling?Nope 200. How long have you been on tumblr?6 years There you go! Sorry it took like 2 days to answer these, I tried to do them yesterday but my phone died and the tumblr app's not been working today 😵
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Season 21 -- Week 1
So, I’m just going to dive right in and start on this journey. Strap in?
I know Nick is an incredibly controversial choice because he’s already been on the show 3 times before this and he hasn't found love, so why should we even give him a chance? Well, everyone deserves love, I guess...but beyond that, Nick is a genuinely interesting person. Even the Chad Bear thinks so! I’m glad that he didn't end up with anyone on Bachelor in Paradise because I think we all knew he wasn't going to be happy with anyone he found there.
So, we see Nick having a really scripted conversation with some of the past Bachelors and they give him advice about what the process is going to be like, which is kind of weird seeing as he’s been on the other side of it twice and has kind of been on their side of it already since everyone is in charge on Bachelor in Paradise (sort of?).
We see all of Nick’s past failed relationships and we learn more about him and his life. We’re reintroduced to his little sister Bella who gives him some really solid advice. Like, make eye contact and stop mumbling. You aren't a 14 year old boy on his first date, dude.
Anyway, onto the girls and my first impressions of them (because who cares what Nick thinks about them, right?)
The first girl out of the limo is Danielle L. She doesn't have a gimmick, which is interesting because I feel like it’s almost a requirement for people to have some sort of shtick now? Anyway, she’s cool. We’ll see what happens.
Next is Elizabeth. She sounds like a former cheerleader and basically says the exact same thing that Danielle L said to him so...whatever. Again, we’ll see.
Out comes Rachel. I immediately love her because she has a super bright smile and she walks really confidently. She makes a corny joke, but she doesn't make any mention of being nervous like the two girls before her did so at least we know that she's on her own team.
Next is Christen, who looks exactly like one of my friends from college (I had to rewind to make sure it wasn't her). She’s a wedding videographer and calls him a celebrity, so she’s got a lot going on already. I’m shadily hoping she has a meltdown somewhere in the middle of the show because I feel like if anyone’s going to smash a wine glass on a table and storm out of a room crying, it’s going to be her (and I really want to see that).
Taylor shows up next. She laughs the second she sees him and then tells him that all of her friends hate him! I’m obsessed with her. I hope she gets to the hometown visit stage at least because I want to see him get the cold shoulder from all of her friends at brunch.
Then we meet Kristina, a dental hygienist with an unplaceable accent from Kentucky. I have no strong opinions about her. I just want to know where the accent came from. Please.
Next is Angela, a model who tells him to “scoop” her up later and that’s all of the information we get about her. They keep cutting away to Danielle L. talking about Nick which makes me think that Angela is going home real fast. Sorry, girl!
Out comes Lauren, who immediately decides that their couple name is “Disgusting Slut.” I don't care about her, but I appreciate the joke.
Food truck owner Michelle (we don't get to find out what kind of food truck it is?) comes out of the limo next and says that she’s “heard” that his “past relationships have been lemons.” Girl, we all have. They were broadcast on national television. I would be more surprised if you knew nothing about him. Next!
Dominique, the trillionth girl to show up in a red dress, is upper case E X C I T E D to be there (and to be sent home early on in the competition because she doesn't even get to say her name).
Ida Marie, a girl with two first names, shows up in a dress that has two pieces because clearly she likes everything to be in pairs. I would send her home immediately just because I wouldn't want to have to call her by her full first name every time I was introducing her to someone. That's a mouthful. Plus she asked him to do a trust fall with her. Imagine if he had dropped her. IMAGINE. I do like her dress though. Props to Ida Marie.
Olivia, who wants an eskimo kiss, enters in a huge fur coat (I really hope it’s fake). Then she hands him the coat?
In runs Sarah (literally). She runs. Because he was a runner up. So she wanted to be a runner up too. Not a great start, my friend. She forgets to introduce herself. Things aren't looking good for Sarah.
Jasmine G. (meaning there’s going to be another Jasmine?) brings Nick a tray of rings. Jasmine is IN IT TO WIN IT. Damn. Tell him what you want, girl!
Hailey is wearing a red dress! Surprise! Everyone is wearing a red dress! Who would have thought? She mentions that she’s not wearing underwear. That’s a power move.
Next up is Astrid, who speaks German and likes to show off. Nick doesn't speak German so it’s fun to watch him smile uncomfortably at her while she tells him that her boobs are real. She isn't wearing a red dress, which is a relief.
Here comes Liz, who already had sex with Nick. Something tells me she’s going to tell everyone. Nick gives her a weird look when she leaves. Of course he remembers you, Liz. How could he not? It hasn't even been a year since you first met. Do you really think he's that dumb?
Corinne is next. I’m scared of Corinne. Really scared. She gives him a hug token, but I wouldn't be surprised if she takes a bite out of his cheek during that hug.
Vanessa speaks French. Astrid already spoke a different language so you’re going to have to find something else to do, Vanessa. I did love her back story though. Am I Team Vanessa already?
Wait no, I lied. Danielle M. shows up. I love Danielle M. She’s technically wearing a red dress, but it’s a different shade of red than everyone else which makes her special. Plus she gives him a homemade gift. I can already see them making breakfast together during the hometown visit. Team Danielle M.
Raven yells about pigs. Fine.
Next comes Jaimi. This is the first time I’ve ever seen that name spelled with an I at the end of it, so does that make her interesting? I don't know. She tells him that she has balls, which means she has a septum piercing and wants to make herself sound more interesting. Corinne isn't into it.
Briana asks Nick if she can listen to his heart because she's a nurse, but then she asks him to take his shirt off so we’ve gone from decently cute to decently steamy in the span of three seconds. Good work, Briana.
Susannah, whose name doesn't show up immediately, gives Nick a beard massage, which is something I didn't know could happen. Then she tells him to expect more. What a weird promise.
Josephine is kind of a whack job. I can tell right away. But she's a whack job in a good way. She makes him eat an uncooked hot dog, but because she’s a nurse she can save him if he chokes on it. Well played, Josephine.
The ladies finally realize that everyone is wearing red. Really? Just now?
Ok, onto Brittany, who gives Nick a prostate exam...? Bold move.
Here’s the other Jasmine we’ve all been waiting for: Jasmine B. She's wearing a red dress. Other Jasmine (Jasmine G.) wore green because clearly she's the alpha Jasmine.
Whitney literally doesn't get to say anything. This does not bode well for her.
So...a camel shows up. Lacey is riding the camel if that wasn't clear. The camel is not a contestant (even though I would watch the shit out of that show). She makes some joke about humping and the other women are flabbergasted that she could be so forward. Ok.
SHARK ATTACK! Alexis is my favorite. I cannot believe she showed up in a shark costume and I really can't believe that she thinks it’s a dolphin costume (except I can actually believe both of those things because this is reality television and those kinds of things happen all the time).
Ok, so now we’ve met all of the girls. I have my picks and we'll see if they match up with Nick’s.
All of the ladies are waiting for Nick to come in and talk to them. Some are talking about how cute Nick is, others are talking about how ready they are to get married. Most are talking about Alexis’ shark costume.
Nick talks to Rachel first. She's smart and interesting and practices law. I knew I loved her. Go Rachel, go!
Christen dances with Nick, Raven asks for personal information, and then Chris shows up with the first impression rose, which is the most important rose in the whole world. Girls will rip each other’s hair out to receive this rose. Corinne will literally eat Alexis to get this rose. Corinne would probably eat someone for looking at her funny.
Corinne straight up gives Nick a bag full of tokens. One of those tokens probably says, “Choose me or I’ll snap your neck.”
Vanessa was submitted by a friend. So was Nick. She wants Nick to kiss her, but we all know Corinne would rather rip his lips right off of his face than see anyone else kiss him. Surprise, Corinne is back! She’s going to kiss him! Are we surprised? We have our female Chad, ladies and gentlemen.
Jasmine G. does not like Corinne. No one likes Corinne.
Kristina shows up again for some reason, but we still don't get any information on her accent. What’s up with that? We just want to know what’s happening.
Jasmine G. is the first girl to cry. I didn't expect that at all.
We’re still on the subject of Alexis’ costume. Is she a shark or a dolphin? Doesn't matter. She’s amazing. Some drunk girl calls her her “spirit animal.” Ok. Corinne tries to say Alexis is probably wearing it to hide her bad body. Nice try, girl. We all know she'd win in a fight against you.
Nick finally talks to Alexis. He is not convinced that she’s a dolphin. Either way, I love her. She went in the pool in a shark costume. He tells her that if she takes the costume off she's going home, which means that she’s staying. That’s good news.
Liz talks about Jade and Tanner’s wedding again. She thinks she’s a woman of mystery. He straight up calls her on her bullshit and she gets really uncomfortable and it’s my favorite thing that’s happened all night. The only thing that could top this moment would be the Jasmines battling to see who would reign supreme and who would be going home without a rose.
Corinne is convinced she’s going to get the first impression rose. It’s going to Danielle M. or Rachel because they actually had good conversations with him and they didn't shove their tongues down his throat. Nice try, Corinne. Maybe eat a raw sweet potato with your bare hands or something next time.
Rachel gets the rose. No one is surprised. Good for her. Three cheers for Rachel!
It’s finally time for Nick to send some of these red dresses packing. I’m fairly sure I know who’s going home, but I’ll give them all the benefit of the doubt because maybe they had really good conversations off camera or something.
Kristina is crying (with an accent). Everyone is talking about making decisions in such a short time. It’s all about first impressions, ladies. This show has been on for 21 seasons now. How are you not aware of that?
Time for roses!
The first rose goes to Vanessa. No surprise there. She’s going to make it to the end.
Danielle L. gets the next rose. I still have no strong opinions about her.
Christen gets the next rose, which is surprising. I knew she’d get one, but not this early on.
The fourth rose goes to Astrid, while Corinne freaks out.
Then Corinne gets a rose because this season needs a villain.
Kristina continues to cry while Elizabeth W., Jasmine G., and Raven get roses.
Then Kristina gets a rose and she stops crying.
Danielle M. finally gets a rose (even though she should have been the first person to get a rose).
Sarah gets a rose. I don't remember who Sarah is.
Josephine gets a rose because we need a fun gal this season, too.
Lacey the camel girl gets a rose while Hailey bad mouths Alexis.
Taylor gets a rose because we need someone to counsel Corinne when she goes off the deep end and starts throwing furniture at the other contestants.
Alexis gets a rose! Alexis gets a rose! She is still sure that she’s a dolphin.
Hailey, who isn't wearing panties, gets a rose. She’s relieved that she doesn't have to put her panties back on and hug the shark goodbye.
Whitney gets a rose. We still know nothing about Whitney.
Dominique gets a rose while Liz worries that sex at Jade and Tanner’s wedding won't be enough to save her.
Jaimi gets a rose. Nick wants to see more of her balls.
Brittany gets a rose. Was she the one who gave him a prostate exam?
The final rose goes to Liz because this is reality television.
This means that the girls who didn't get roses are Briana, Susannah, Olivia, Jasmine B., Ida Marie, Angela, Michelle, and Lauren. They all put on brave faces as they leave the mansion, but some cry once they get outside. Part of me wants to hug them and tell them it’s all going to be ok, while another part of me wants to remind them that they signed up to be on a reality television show and knew that this was a very real possibility.
Liz reminds the audience that she’s already had sex with Nick. Where? At Jade and Tanner’s wedding! If I had a dollar for every time she mentioned that I would be able to buy the mansion and make Luke the Bachelor (because he's the Bachelor we deserved, people.)
That’s it for this week.
My top 5:
1. Danielle M.
2. Vanessa
3. Rachel
4. Taylor
5. Alexis
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