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littledonkeyburrito · 6 years

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My neopets account is old enough to drive

1. Why are you at home? Because it’s 2am and I’m not working tonight 2. This time last year, were you single? Sort of, leaning towards yes

3. What are you listening to? "Big Tings” by Skindred 4. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Nope 5. Are you a big fan of thunderstorms? Yeah, that’s one thing I missed when I was living in Spain - tropical thunderstorms

6. Is there anyone you would do anything for? Sure 7. When will your next kiss be? Depends if I end up going on that date tomorrow night and how well it goes. Otherwise idk, sometime in the next month probs. 8. Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life? Yeah. I’d rather be living in a different country but I can deal 9. Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are? People usually think I’m younger, like 16. 10. Have you ever liked someone way older than you? Yeah but he liked me too so it worked out fine 11. How many texts are in your inbox? I don’t text except to the work phone. I prefer messenger/whatsapp. 12. Who last left you a wallpost on Facebook? First thing that came up on my page was Patrick who tagged me on a screenshot of when I said “I don’t know anything about politics but I sure am drunk and have opinions”. That counts. 13. Assuming you have various kinds of electronics (phone, camera, iPod, etc.), are you currently charging any of them? Laptop is currently plugged in. 14. How are you wearing your hair today? Messy. Got out of the bath and towel dried it. Didn’t bother combing or styling because I’m going to bed soon. 15. What are you eating/drinking? Chips and Pepsi 16. What will your outfit be today? Was wearing a stripey shirt and jeans earlier. Now in my jimjams 17. When’s the next time you’ll be traveling somewhere (anywhere) and where will you go? Maybe going out on a date tomorrow night. If not, will be hanging with a friend. Maybe at my place, maybe out at some bars. Also working on Sunday night.

18. Do you ever sit indoors and wear sunglasses or a hat? Sometimes wear sunnies inside at work because I’ll be staring out the window the whole time.

19. Are you putting off doing something right now? If so, what is it? Nope. I do what I want.

20. What’s the most daring thing you have ever done? Idk, probably moving to a foreign country on my own and barely knowing the language.

21. Do you like playing video games? If so, what do you usually play? Currently playing Horizon Zero Dawn on PS4. Whenever my PC is working again I’ll eventually finish playing Dragon Age Inquisition.

22. Are you sitting in front of or by a window? What can you see out there? Blinds are closed but all I’d see is the construction site next door.

23. Do you ever dance to the song playing in your head? Sometimes

24. How long have you had an online presence for? I think my first account was on Neopets. I just logged into that old account (god knows how I still remember the password) and the account was made in 2002. So, 16 years ago. Oh my god my neopets account is old enough to drive

25. If you got a chance to go to space, would you? Depends on the situation but yeah probably!

26. What’s something we do every day but they don’t depict in movies? The cleanup after sex. Okay not really every day but still. They always just roll over and go to sleep. Like, bro you still got a condom on your dick, and you’re just gonna sleep like that??

27. Do you enjoy travelling? Definitely

28. Where’s the most beautiful place you’ve been to so far? There are many beautiful places I’ve been to. Although I think I have to give an honourable mention to the High Atlas Mountains in Morocco for being so beautiful that I was actually speechless.

29. What’s something cool about the city/town you live in? River got sharks

30. Is your style feminine, masculine or somewhere in the middle? Masculine side of neutral

31. Do you usually carry a backpack, a shoulder bag or something else? I don’t carry a bag unless I’m at work and then it’s a duffel bag, or I’m travelling then it’s a backpack

32. What smell brings back a memory for you? Woodfires make me think of winter at my grandparents’ house when I was a kid, even though we never had fires there. Also sawdust reminds me of my dad’s workshop

33. When was the last time you went in the car past midnight? Couple of nights ago when I last did a nightshift 34. Who was the last person to message you? Maggie

35. What did you do today? Played PS4, Maggie came over, went to Dan Murphy’s, watched some Will & Grace, had a bath with a lime coconut bathbomb and now all my skin is lovely and smooth 36. Why did you last laugh really hard? Okay so I bought a pack of tiny squeaky rubber pigs online and I have an ongoing treasure hunt in my apartment with Maggie. We re-hide the ones we find. Anyway, I laughed a lot when she adjusted her position in the beanbag and the piggy under it squeaked 37. Would you be able to name everyone you kissed? Nah, I’ve kissed one or two people I don’t know the name of 38. Where is the last person you kissed? No idea 39. What color shirt are you wearing? Navy blue 40. Did you have a fling this summer but it didn’t really go anywhere? I only had half a summer because I moved back from europe. I slept with an ex a few times. Does that count as a fling? Probably not. 41. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? About to bang 42. What was the last thing you bought? Bottle of rum and a case of beer 43. Ever kissed anyone with a nipple piercing? I have no idea. Maybe..? 44. What about a lip piercing? I don’t think so 45. Nose piercing? Again, I don’t think so but it’s possible 46. Have you ever kissed someone who had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Lmao yeah made out with both of them 47. Did you like kissing the last person you kissed or the one before that more? The one before 48. Ever made out in a pool? Uhh I don’t think so? 49. When was the last time you went shopping for new clothes? Do you remember what you bought? I bought undies and singlets a couple of days ago. Not as glamorous as you were expecting I’m sure 50. What sort of compliments make you feel the best? An acknowledgement of something I put effort into

51. What would you say to a twenty year old version of yourself? idk she was pretty much already on the right course 52. Name a few things that make you happy? My lil squeaky pigs drinking/hanging out with friends making plans to travel again 53. If you were going camping for a few days (or to a fancy hotel for those that dislike camping), who would you want to bring with you? Friends that would actually enjoy the camping 54. How long have you been living where you are now? Is this somewhere you intend to stay for a while, or is a move in your future? I’ve been in this apartment for 5 months. I’ll renew for a second year so long as they don’t try to bump the rent up too high. After that idk. I want to move overseas again at some point 55. What was the last thing you put away? I put the towel back on the rack 56. When was the last time you were near a large body of water? I was along the river the last shift I had 57. How much time do you spend in your bedroom? Only when I’m sleeping 58. Do you secretly like to go grocery shopping? No, I put it off until I basically have no food

59. Breakfast; yay or nay? I have vegemite on toast before work but if I don’t have a shift I forget to have breakfast 60. What’s the most creepy experience you’ve ever had? Nothing in particular comes to mind 61. Yay, you’re going out on a date! What do you wear? Fuck I hadn’t even thought about that -_- 62. What’s the last movie you saw in theatre? Was it good? It was either Antman or Deadpool 63. On average, how long would you saw your on the computer per week? When my desktop is broken (now) I usually just use my phone. Laptop is pretty slow. 64. Do you like your music loud? No 65. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would it be? Smell 66. Would you rather have no computer or no cellphone for a week? Computer. 67. What’s you favourite thing to have for dessert? I don’t really eat dessert at home. I just eat whatever I’m in the mood for whenever. I guess sweet stuff I usually go for timtams or a nutella sandwich 68. Do you tend to straighten or curl your hair more? Neither 69. What’s your favourite summer sport? Sitting inside with the AC blasting. 70. Can you dance, or do you just completely fail at it? I cannot dance. 71. Do you get nervous when you’re about to get a haircut? Yes! And I don’t know why 72. Choose one: Hanging out at the beach, or playing some winter sports? SKIING 73. What’s the coolest place that you ever been to? What’d you do there? Oh man I’ve seen some cool shit. The roundhouses in Tulou village in China were rad. Varanasi in India was a weirdly spiritual experience and I am very much not a spiritual person. Ziplining through the jungle in Panama was fun. Sagrada Familia in Barcelona was super cool in the afternoon with the sun coming in through all the yellow/orange windows. And I’m sure I have more to see in the future 74. What’s the earliest time you ever had to wake up? Was it hard for you? I often wake up at crazy times for work so there is no “earliest” because it loops back around to late 75. What radio station do you listen to most? I have 97.3 playing in the car 76. Whenever you take pictures, do they always end up posted on Facebook? The good ones go on instagram

77. You have unlimited money, what do you do with your life? Travel indefinitely. Pay for friends to travel with me. Give away money. Basically just do whatever I want and hope that nobody tries to kill me for my money. 78. What was the last thing you spent under $5 on? Hmm I have no idea. I can’t think of anything recently. According to my bank statement it was the icecreams I bought from Woolies a couple of weeks ago when I was with some friends 79. How many times have you cried in the past week? None, I don’t really cry 80. Have you ever used your cell phone as a light source in the dark? I need it to see if there’s anything in my mailbox. For some reason I always check the post when it’s dark. 81. Is there anything written on the shirt you’re wearing? “Max Rager” it’s the energy drink from iZombie

82. Where were you living in 1997? I think my family and I had just moved to australia 83. How was your first kiss? eh 84. Do you still talk to the person you shared it with? No 85. How long has it been since you showered? I showered this morning and had a bath a couple of hours ago 86. Have you ever dated someone who had kids? Not dated 87. Have you kissed someone 4 or more years older than you? Several 88. How about younger? Not that I’m aware of 89. Were your parents married when you were born? No 90. Are there any candles in the room with you? No, I don’t like candles, they make me anxious 91. Does the last person you kissed have tattoos? No 92. Do you live within 20 miles of where you were born? Nooooo. more like 10,000 miles 93. Has anyone seen you naked in the last week? Nope 94. Where was your current profile picture taken? In a camping ground in southern Spain. I was visiting my dad’s friends

#other potential titles:#I don’t know anything about politics but I sure am drunk and have opinions #in my jimjams #honourable mention to the High Atlas Mountains in Morocco for being so beautiful that I was actually speechless #My lil squeaky pigs

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lowlyrapemonger-blog · 7 years

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How I Got My Friend Raped

A few years ago I met a wonderful girl, Jessica. She was a friend of my then roommate’s girlfriend, and she and I hit it off after hanging out as a group a few times.

Jessica and I were both very sexually charged and our first date ended with her getting fingered in the front seat of my car in a mall parking lot and our relationship quickly escalated from there. We experimented with every new and exciting kink we could think of, including swinging and threesomes, both mff and mfm, and bondage.

The sex was amazing, but the relationship wasn’t and we broke up. We weren’t on bad terms with each other after that, but we didn’t talk much for awhile. We started talking again a few months later and that escalated into a string of hookups. Since then, every once in awhile we go through a period where we start to fuck frequently before cooling off for awhile.

During one such period, Jessica got really into rape roleplay. We’d acted out scenarios plenty of times, so this wasn’t odd, but she started wanting it every time we met up. Finally, she confided in me that she was fantasizing about being ravaged by a man she didn’t know and didn’t trust.

I started to bring this up when we played. I’d tell her things like, “Maybe next time I’ll invite some men over after I tie you up and gag you. I’ll leave you with them and take a drive and there’ll be no one here to stop them from doing whatever they want.”

Jessica would always respond positively and I considered doing just that several times but never did, until Jessica pushed the situation. She told me she wanted me to find someone to rape her. She didn’t want to know when it would happen, but preferably soon because she might back out otherwise. We had some very rough sex that night and I made sure to tell her how I couldn’t believe what a slut she was. She deserved what was coming to her.

So I had to find a guy. I’d used craigslist before (to find couples) and I started there, making a mw4m post, teasing at a rape scenario. “I’m looking for a well-endowed, gl/hwp /ddf man to surprise my gf with. She enjoys rough sex with hung dominant men.”

Most of the men on craigslist are not inspiring, I talked to a few but nothing came of it. A couple were promising, but unfortunately flaky.

However, I decided to go a different route. There’s a swinger’s club I sometimes visit in San Diego. Unlike many, they allow in single men and there’s always plenty of horny dudes looking to swarm any woman that will let them. Perfect.

I visit Saturday night, and like always, plenty of dudes. A see a few that are just sitting around awkwardly, there’s a firepit and some chairs, and not much going on because it’s still kind of early. One guy seems like someone Jessica would be interested in. A bit taller than me and more muscular, and with a flaccid but probably above average cock. He’s seems to be about my age (late 20s) and a little older than Jessica (mid 20s).

I ask him how his luck’s going, and he’d gotten a hand job earlier, but not laid tonight yet. He said yet. Lol. His name’s Josh. We chat for a bit and get on the topic of some the kinky shit people are into and I bring up my friend Jessica to him and what she’s into. I tell him to catch me when he’s leaving and I’ll head out with him and show him some pics. No phones are allowed at the party, they have to be left in lockers.

So I enjoy myself until about 2, when I Josh catches up with me and tell’s me he’s leaving. I tell him, “Cool, me too.” And we both go to get dressed.

Outside, I ask him if he wants to see the pics and he says fuck yes.

I just realized I never described Jessica. She’s 5′3″, B cup. Slender and maybe 100-110 pounds, with a toned body from running on the treadmill.

I showed Josh a few pics from our kinkier adventures. Jessica with mine and a friends cocks in her mouth. Another of her face covered in cum. Tied up with a vibrator strapped between her legs, etc.

Then I asked if he was interested and he said fuck yes he was. So I got his number and told him we’d talk about it more later.

I texted him the next day and asked if he was still interested.

He was but he was kind of worried if I was sure she was into it. I told him I’d figure something out so he could be sure. I texted Jessica a request. She got back to me quickly with a picture of herself naked with, “Rape me, J” written on her chest, which I forwarded to him. She had questions about it, but I told her she didn’t get to know.

I keep in touch with Josh thoughout the week. I also get a photo of his license just in case. I make plans with Jessica Friday night. We go out clubbing and drinking. I tell her I’m taking it easy because I’m driving and meanwhile encourage her to down as many as she can, which is really about 3-4 and she’s plastered. We’re dancing and grinding and she’s drinking and by about 1 o clock , she’s at her limit, stumbling and giggling constantly.

We head outside and start walking to my car. We got the club a bit late and had to park far away as a result. Jessica’s in heels and basically need to be dragged, so I tell her to sit down on the curb and I’ll run and grab the car. She’s not really in a situation to disagree, so she half sits half falls down.

I left her there. I didn’t see her again that night. I got in my car, texted Josh who was waiting near by and I went home.

I get home and stay awake wondering what’s happening. Around 2:30 Josh texts me a picture. Jessica is laying on a hotel bed her eyes open but glossy. Her hair is messed up and her make up is smeared. She’s completely naked and her legs are open and she has red marks on her body.

Josh tells me he’ll send me more tomorrow, and I jerk off and finally get to sleep.

Sure enough, I text Jessica the next morning to see how things are going and I get texts back from Josh instead. More pictures. Jessica getting chocked and gagged with Josh’s dick. Jessica laying on the floor with cum on her tits and whore written on her face.

Later I get a message from Jessica. She’s back home and she’ll tell me about her night later, but she wants to sleep.

The next time I get her side of the story, she was really confused because she was drunk, but was also really horny because she’d been imagining getting taken advantage of so long. The sex kind of hurt a bit because she wasn’t very wet when he went in, but she got wet very quickly afterward. He’d come inside of her and while she didn’t come herself it did feel good, even when it hurt.

She didn’t know if she’d try it again, but she was really happy with the experience. As far as I know she hasn’t done anything like it since, though we do still roleplay sometimes when we meet up.

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lovemesomesurveys · 7 years

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How many people signed your latest yearbook? *shrug* I don’t remember. That was almost ten years ago, my friend. I have been wanting to find the box with my high school yearbooks, though. My brother is graduating soon, and it’s making me more nostalgic.

Can you name five adjectives describing you? Depressed, anxious, tired, shy, worrisome.

How is your mom today? It’s 4:15AM and she’s asleep.

Do you prefer long or short hair on the opposite sex? Short.

Would you swap your first name for your middle? Nah.

Would you rather have 10 siblings or be an only? I suppose an only child in that case. That’s a lot of people, ha. A lot of different personalities and whatnot. I imagine things would be hectic. I need my space, man. My mom is 1 of 10, though. She says that things got crazy sometimes.

What is your favorite soda? Dr. Pepper, Coke, and Pepsi.

Who is your hero? My mom and grandma.

What is your opinion on legalizing drugs? I’m cool with marijuana be legalized.

Do you drink coffee on a regular basis? Yepppp.

Do you like country music? Yes.

Even or odd numbers? Even. My favorite number is an even number, it’s 8.

What did you want to be when you were five? I don’t know at that age. I know when I was older, like around 10 or so, I wanted to be a teacher.

What country has your heart? Mine.

Do you attend school dances? I went to a couple in middle school, and I went to formal and prom my senior year.

What is your favorite carnival attraction? The fried food.

Is there a radio station you’re partial to? I rarely listen to the radio anymore. My mom listens to her Spotify playlists in the car. My brother listens to the radio sometimes in his car, but I’m not in his car very often.

Are you afraid of black cats? No.

What is your favorite color? Yellow, teal, mint green, and pastels.

Do YoU hAtE iT wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS? Y e s.

Have you ever done something illegal more than once? Sure.

If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be? Alexander Skarsgård. Duh.

What is your opinion of Finland? I don’t know a lot about it.

Can you swim? No.

What are your fears? Death of my loved ones and myself, health related things, things never getting better/things getting worse, never amounting to anything.... and things like insects, heights, closed spaces, deep water, killer whales, needles....

Do you watch the lightning during storms? Sometimes.

Who did you sit with during lunch period when you were in eighth grade? Sometimes with Jessica and Morn, sometimes with Kyle and David, and sometimes with all of them. It varied.

Do you like House? I only saw bits of it from time to time cause my mom watched it. I probably would have liked it if I gave it a real shot.

Do you ever save up shopping bags or just throw them away after? We saved plastic bags to use as trash bags and whatnot, but earlier this year we had a law that passed that would charge for bags, and most are made to be reused. So, now we save them for that reason.

Are you one of those people who are never satisfied with a haircut after you get it? No, I haven’t had a bad experience with a haircut. Thankfully.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever done with a crush or significant other? Nothing I would consider “weird” that I can think of...

Do you shave your arms even though it supposedly grows back thick? No.

Can you take a number two in a public bathroom and/or another person’s house? I don’t like to use public restrooms.

If you’re still in grade school, what summer reading book(s) are you going to read? Aw, wow. I wish I were that young.

What was the stupidest trend you followed? Who knowsss.

Any interesting encounters with a celebrity? If so, share the best one! Meeting Drake Bell was pretty cool. I also met Jamie Lee Curtis at a book signing that was held at the bookstore my mom worked at at the time.

Do you ever get too lazy to clean up your pet’s pee and leave it for your parents to do it? It was hard for me to do so, so I didn’t do it.

Do you go to Barnes and Noble to actually read books or just magazines? I go to look at books and chill in the cafe.

Do you have any Polaroid pictures lying around? No.

Did your last 11:11 wish come true or not? I haven’t wished on 11:11 in a long time, but I imagine it did not come true. I’d only do it for fun if I happened to catch it at that time. I didn’t really believe in it.

What’s the first channel you turn to when you open your TV? E!, usually. Then I scroll down the guide from there if there isn’t something on that I want to watch on that channel.

Does it take you at least five minutes to decide what you want to eat in a food shop? No. I get the same things.

What insects or bugs do you fear most? I’m afraid of all bugs and insects.

Did you ever get scared by someone and drop something important? Not that I can think of, but maybe.

Do you think weed is just as bad as cigarettes? Not at all.

What number is most common in your phone number? 4.

Don’t you just love free samples? Free samples of foooood. ha.

Do you think American Idol is totally rigged? I heard a lot of it was scripted.

What do you think about music shuffle surveys? I skip those.

Do you hate it when people think they “own” a band, store, object, etc or are you guilty? it can be kind of annoying.

If you found out your ex died today, how would you react? I’d be in shock, disbelief, and sad.

If YOU died today and had to let your ex know ONE secret, what would it be? It doesn’t even matter anymore. I don’t have anything left to say to him. No hard feelings or anything. I wish him the best, honestly.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? I’ll be asleep.

What is the last thing you said aloud? "Goodnight.”

What are you wearing right now? Leggings and a long-sleeved shirt.

What was the last thing you ate? A Peep flavored Oreo.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope.

When was the last time you ran? Uhhhhh....

Ever go camping? Once, when I was five. I’m not interested in camping. I don’t like being outdoors much. I don’t like the heat and I especially don’t like the bugs. It just wouldn’t be a pleasant time for me.

What is a song you hate? I don’t know.

Do you drink your soda from a straw? If it comes from a restaurant or fast food place, yeah.

What did your last text message say? “Hugs”

Are you someone’s best friend? I doubt it.

What are you doing tomorrow? I don’t have any plans.

Where is your mom right now? She’s asleep.

Look to your left, what do you see? My TV.

What color is your watch? I don’t have a watch. I mostly use my phone for the time. Or my laptop. Or some other device with the time.

Do you have a dog? Not anymore. :(

Last person you talked to on the phone? My dad.

Any plans tonight? Just the usual.

Are you happy? No.

Last song you listened to? I’m blanking at the moment.

Last movie you saw? On TV it was Bridesmaids yesterday. In theaters it was Beauty and the Beast.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Health related things.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My black and white Converse.

Where is your significant other at the moment? I’m single.

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Probably water. Or coffee.

Miss someone? Yes. A few someones.

The last text you received on your cell was from? My aunt.

Has anyone ever told you they love you? Yes. My family tells me so.

Do you believe in true love? I believe in love, yes.

Have you ever stolen a sign from a street? No.

What is something you’d like to have right now? Good health, a sense of normalcy, some adventure.

Who taught you to drive, and were you happy with their approach? I don’t drive.

Can you remember the first song you learned the words to? No.

Do you get seasick or carsick? Yes.

What was the worst hotel you ever stayed at? Thankfully, I haven’t had a bad hotel experience.

Who is the most positive person you have ever known? I don’t know.

What do you worry about the most? My health and my life.

Have you ever used alternative medicine or old-fashioned remedies? Just teas to help me sleep, relax, to try and help for anti-inflammatory purposes, or a sore throat. Sleepy Time tea with chamomile and this other ingredient that I can’t think of at the moment really does make me sleepy. Oh, and a cold washcloth on my forehead for a fever or headache, if that counts. There may be others, but that’s all I can think of.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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