Round 1: Eddie
Dad!Eddie: Dad I'd Like to- What was that? You want me to feel heard and validated but you're going to draw clear boundaries? You're always gonna be there for me? You made me a baloney sandwich? 🥺
Dosed!Eddie: He was scared of the tiny beauty queens. He tried a pupil dilation test on the balloons. He wept like a small child! A precious, precious Eddie.
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