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#I like a voldka and coke
florinethescribe · 9 months
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Give Dionysus Potatoes
❤️Love❤️ all my Dionysus lovers and fellow practitioners, and honor them as you may with grapes that's awesome...
But grapes are overrated.
Yeah yeah, grapes make wine, prefect, but give this man some hops! Give this intoxicated god some barley, give them sugar cane for their rum! Give them potatoes for their vodka!
Give Dionysus a bit of coke for a mixer, a bottle opener in his name.
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