#I'd do netherite mining over it any day

[falst]

horrible news everyone I'm playing large amounts of minecraft again

#^ has been doing so for like 1 1/2 weeks #losing my MIND rn Im trying to get full netherite gear but Im playing on 1.20.1 so it is. so fucking hard #need to get diamonds to duplicate the smithing templates but mining for diamonds is straight up my least favorite thing to do in mc #I'd do netherite mining over it any day #also I knew for a fucking fact I had a smithing template but I cant find it?? if I have to go bastion hunting again I swear to god #anyways

[voidandabyssal]

How about ut and us bros playing minecraft? I'd love to see the kind of shenanigans they'd get up to lol

Sans:

He’s the mining player. He disappears for like three hours and only returns when he has a full stack of diamonds.

Papyrus is mind boggled every time he does because he never sees him leave?? San will be right behind him while he’s crafting and then papyrus will turn around and he’s gone!!

Papyrus swears sans somehow managed to get his shortcuts into a minecraft

Sans and stretch usually team up. Stretch explores around and tells sans where any decent caves are and sans shares some of his spoils with him

Papyrus:

Papyrus busies himself with creating huge muscled statues of himself and sans.

He tries to get sans to join in but gets frustrated when sans just piles a bunch of packed snow into a corner and calls it a day

In their minecraft server theres just dozens of these huge papyrus statues dotting the landscape

If you get up close to them you can see some of them have been griefed. Pools of lava and tnt and such, maybe a few wood dicks attached to them as well

Papyrus doesn’t know who’s doing it but he swears on his life that he will find out.

His anger grows as more and more of these wood PPs ruin his works of art

Stretch:

Its him

He’s the one doing the griefing

Every time papyrus’s pained screams of anguish echo over the mic stretch has to mute himself otherwise he’s gonna get caught laughing his ass off

At least stretch doesn’t do it too much, just when he wanders across another huge statue in the middle of nowhere

How does he do it??? Stretch is 90% sure he’s the only player out this far

Oh and he also explores, gathering all the rare loot so he can do trades

He totally acts like a drug dealer when he does this. Which blue absolutely despises but has to tolerate if he wants his coral

Blue:

Bros the first to be geared up in full netherite armour.

Fully enchanted netherite sword and elytra wings

How??? Anguishes papyrus, we literally just created this world??

A master never reveal his secrets

Nah but he’s the type of player to focus on all the bosses,

He takes the warden as a challenge, and actually manages to defeat him with a stick and some lava

Blue and his army of dogs. They’re numbering in the thousands now. Every day they grow stronger

Sans has to escape to the very bottom of the world just to escape the barking

Also really hates when Stretch tries to act like some shady drug dealer

“JUST GIVE ME MY BAMBOO ALREADY STRETCH!!!!”

#now i wanna play minecraft #undertale #undertale au #undertale headcanons #sans undertale #underswap papyrus #swap sans #undertale papyrus #voidimagines #skeleton household