#I'm not a teetotaler I'm just not interested in drinking at 4:30 in the afternoon because I felt like making a little concoction

[blujayonthewing]

the problem with cocktails is they have alcohol in them

#stupid problems for dummies lmao #I'm not a teetotaler I'm just not interested in drinking at 4:30 in the afternoon because I felt like making a little concoction #'just make a mocktail' you understand nothing #if I was in the MOOD for a MOCKTAIL I wouldn't be complaining! I want gin :') #or I wanna tinker my healing potion recipe now that I was able to get a bottle of bärenjäger... #plus I need to tinker an alt recipe my friend can drink because she's allergic to honey #what's a good liqueur that's-- HMM. something orangey perhaps?? #I'm not buying another gotdamn bottle of something but I can play around with blue curacao to see if the flavor would be any good #and if it is I can get some orange liqueur that ISN'T blue some other time lmao #.... DISTRACTED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF COMPLAINING ABOUT ALCOHOL HAVING ALCOHOL IN IT BY MAKING MYSELF WANT ALCOHOL EVEN MORE UGH #like what am I gonna do mix up a bunch of stuff and then pour most of it out??? no!!?? #so I gotta pace out all this tinkering!! which is annoying because I'm impatient!!! #about me #potions