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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like crisscolfer, and klaine.

Stranger: Congrats on your wedding, Dare! C

You: Thanks man! I finally pulled the trigger and did it! I couldn't be happier! -D

Stranger: I can imagine! You two really make a sweet couple. And it had been coming a long time now.. How many years were you together now..? Ten? C

You: Yeah, like 10 or so crazy years. I guess it was about time I made it official, hu? I wish you would have been there. -D

Stranger: Glad that you are so happy about it. I'm happy for you. C

Stranger: I know.. I just couldn't. Sorry, man.. I did send a card and a gift though! C

Stranger: One of many, I'm sure. C

You: You were missed. -D Hmm, I'll have to look through the stuff we got, Mia was handling all of that, so I'm not even sure what all we got. I know your gift is probably perfect, though so I'll just go ahead and say a big thank you now. -D

Stranger: Sweet of you to say so, but I'm pretty sure that all you had eyes for was your beautiful wife there :) I'd love to see pictures though. C

You: Well, of course she pulled focus being the bride and all. Weddings really are the bride's day. I'll be sure to send you some pics when I get some. -D

Stranger: I'm sure she did. Although you were probably you're more than handsome self as well that day ;). C

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You: I tried to clean up a little, but nobody was looking at me, I'm sure. It's Mia's day to be in the spotlight. -D You would have looked good all dressed up for the occasion, too. -D

Stranger: I would have totally stole the spotlight ;) C

Stranger: Just kidding though. C

You: You probably would have. It's probably best you didn't come, you would have outshone me for sure. ;) Everyone would have thought you were the groom. -D

You: Speaking of which, when are you planning on tying the knot? -D

Stranger: Not anytime soon. C

You: Not eager to make it official and start a family? -D

Stranger: This is going to sound bad, isn't it? C

Stranger: But.. No. Not really. C

You: No, no! It doesn't sound bad! I'm really not one to talk, I didn't take the plunge for like 8 years. -D

Stranger: True.. What made you change your opinion about it though? C

You: I guess when you realize there's no other choice for you than spending your life with someone, you just have to bite the bullet and do it. -D

Stranger: Don't get me wrong, but that sounds.. a tad depressing. C

You: No! It's not depressing. It's beautiful. Love is beautiful, man. There's nothing depressing about giving your life over to someone else. -D

Stranger: It's just... So final? C

Stranger: I don't know. C

Stranger: It's not like I have other options or anything, but I Just don't like the idea of it being the rest of my life, I guess. C

You: I guess so, but it's what you do. You grow up, you get married and grow old with someone. -D

You: I guess when you put it that way it doesn't sound as nice, but I know this is the only option for me right now. I'm not going to judge you for taking the right path in life for you. -D

Stranger: I'ms orry, man. C

Stranger: I definitely didn't want to sound like a sour bitch that whines about marriage. C

Stranger: I'm seriously happy for you and I'm sure you did what was best for yourself. C

You: No, no! I don't think you're a sour bitch! Maybe it's different because there's not as much expectation put on you as a gay man to get married. -D

You: Thanks. I know I made the choice I had to make. -D

Stranger: I don't really think Will wants to get married either. I do like the idea of marriage, don't get me wrong. You probably remember my euphoria at all the glee weddings even though those kids were definitely too young. I love weddings. C

Stranger: I can only say I'm proud of you. You're doing really, really well. You deserve it all, Dare. You worked your ass off for years. C

You: Weddings are pretty great. I've been to some amazing weddings in my day, that's for sure! -D

You: Thanks man! I'm glad to see the hard work and sacrifice is paying off. -D

Stranger: Me too. I've always thought you were a star. Glad the world finally gives you your place to shine. C

Stranger: I'll promise you that if I ever tie the knot with someone.. You'll be one of the first to know. C

You: It really does feel good to be recognized for doing what you love. You should know that feeling well Mr Best Selling Author. -D

You: Thanks! I'll be looking forward to the day you get your happily ever after, too! -D

Stranger: I can't deny that, no. I miss the acting though. I wouldn't trade it for writing, ever, but I miss the being with others and creating something magical together sometimes. C

Stranger: You're sweet. C

You: I'm sure you could get back into acting. You're a fantastic actor! Maybe you could even write a part for yourself and get a script picked up! I know you have what it takes to do it. -D

Stranger: I swear if you weren't an actor, singer and model you could always become a motivational coach. I'd pay big money for you. C

Stranger: Thanks though. It means a lot. C

You: I'll have to keep that in mind if I find myself unemployed and in need of money. ;) -D It's all true. You wrote a great episode of Glee that everyone loved, and you wrote your own movie. You could totally write a TV show or movie to star in again! I'd be the first in line for a ticket and the first to order the DVD! -D

Stranger: Honey, if I ever write a movie or TV show, I"ll definitely ask you in it. C

Stranger: You're also probably the only one who still buys DVDs by the way. C

You: With us as a team, it would definitely be a success! ;) We make an amazing team. -D I can't help it if I like having physical copies of some of my favorite movies! -D

Stranger: We do make an amazing team! C I get it. I still buy CDs too. It's just that we don't have a DVD player anymore. C

Stranger: Living together with a digital guy isn't always great. We even have a creepy Google home thingy. I still think it listens to us all the time. C

You: What are you, an animal? No DVD player? How am I supposed to surprise you with a movie night if you don't have a DVD player? I'll have to drag one over to your place just to watch a movie with you! -D

Stranger: I'm sorry! Not my choice, I swear! You know how much I loved my movies. C

Stranger: We could just crawl under a blanket with my laptop. But I think you'll have to take the player along if you want better vision, yeah. C

You: I'll get you one for your birthday. You can hide it from Will, he will never have to know you have a secret DVD player. -D That could work, too. It might not be the best view, but if we squeeze together, I think we can make it work. -D

Stranger: Can you imagine him going through my sock drawer and finding that? C

Stranger: It would make a hilarious scene, for sure. C

Stranger: We managed in our trailers just fine with only a laptop. I'm sure we'll be fine. C

You: Good to know you hide things in your sock drawer. ;) -D I'm personally a fan of having a fake back to my closet. It give me much more room for my private things. -D We'd make it work. It's not like we'd be watching on a phone screen. -D

Stranger: Okay, now you definitely made me curious. What's there? C

You: I can't tell you! That shit's private for a reason, man! -D

Stranger: Oh come on! You always tell me everything. C

Stranger: I'll tell you what's in my sock drawer ;) C

You: Tell me what's in your sock drawer and I'll tell you what's deep in my closet ;) -D

Stranger: I've got another spot though. Sock drawers are rather open. Not to mention small. But there's a particular candy wrapped ring. C

You: You kept that? -D

Stranger: Of course. C

You: I had no idea. -D

Stranger: Well, now you do. C

You: That I do. -D I guess I should tell you what's in my closet, hu? -D

Stranger: Yup. That was the deal, mister! C

You: Me. -D Just kidding! It's more like some pictures and little trinkets, some scrap books. Porn. The usual suspects. -D

Stranger: Trinkets, scrap books and porn. That's a rather hilarious combination. C

Stranger: Like.. I see you watching porn now while suddenly being stopped by sentiment over one of your old trinkets or scraps. C

You: What did you expect me to say? Dildos? -D

Stranger: I honestly have no idea. C

Stranger: I don't think you hide those to be honest. C

You: I.. I don't know if that's ever happened, but now it probably will thanks to you! -D

You: Chris! I'm not even going to get into my dildo collection with you. -D

Stranger: You're very welcome, D. C

Stranger: Oh it's a collection? I'm intrigued, for sure. C

You: Shit. I've said too much already. -D

You: I don't have a collection per se. -D

Stranger: Not a collection, but more than one. C

Stranger: Don't worry. I definitely do have a collection. It's great, nothing to be ashamed for. C

You: I'm not ashamed! I'm proud of them all! -D

You: But you've piqued my interest. You have a collection? I never pictured you as the type. -D

Stranger: You didn't? That surprises me, somewhat. C

Stranger: What kind of type am I in your eyes then? C

You: I guess I just figured you were more of a natural guy. Why have toys when you have the real thing, right? -D NOt that I've thought about how you have sex or anything. That would just be weird! -D

Stranger: I do like it natural. But there are ways to involve them in it. Which I like a lot too. C

You: You use them as part of your relations? -D

Stranger: You definitely sound like a posh British guy right now. But yeah, I do. C

You: I guess I learn something new every day! And to think, I thought I knew you so well, Christopher Paul Colfer. -D

Stranger: You know me very well though. You always pull everything out of me without even trying. C

Stranger: Don't you use them as 'part of your relations' then? C

You: No way! -D Not that I think there's anything against that! That's really cool that you use them to add to your sex life with a partner. -D I just don't think that's for me. -D

Stranger: Sorry, probably not very cool to ask a friend about it either. I just thought you did, because you mentioned having more than one and you've been together for so long.. C

You: I'm not quite sure Mia would be into it. She's never brought up wanting to bring her toys into it, and I think she might trash mine if she found out about them. Or steal them. -D

Stranger: Yeah, I get it. You could just casually bring it up sometime. Without mentioning yours. I mean. You're married. You should be able to talk about things like that, right? C

Stranger: It's a shame if you only use them on your own. It's so much better with someone there. C

Stranger: And that's probably the last thing I'm saying about it. This is getting very private and I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. C

You: Yeah, right. I could just bring it up casually, maybe talk about adding some couple's toys sometime. She's my wife, she should support me for once, right? -D

You: It is? I should definitely find a way to bring it up if it's even better with another person. -D

You: Don't worry,you're not making me feel uncomfortable. I don't mind talking about stuff with you, Chris. -D

Stranger: It definitely is. When you're on your own, you can't make every movement nor can you use every position. And then there's the element of surprise. When you're on your own, you always know what you're gonna do. When you're using toys with someone else holding and using them, every movement or action can be a surprise. To top it off, there's the thing of trying new things. On your own, you stop quicker than with someone else. It's really, really good. C

Stranger: And as your wife she should support you in everything if you ask me. But I'm glad you don't feel uncomfortable. Me neither. C

You: I really think we should stop talking about this, Chris! -D

You: I understand what you're getting at, though. -D

You: She should, but I guess we're just really new to this husband and wife thing, things will get better, I'm sure. -D

You: I never feel uncomfortable around you. I feel like I could tell you all my secrets and you wouldn't judge me or hold them against me. -D

Stranger: That sounds a bit worrisome. Are you okay? C

You: I'm fine, Chris! I'm newly married! I'm living the dream! -D

Stranger: Of course I wouldn't hold them against you. If someone feels free and secure enough to share something like a secret, you should treasure that and respect it. It's a valuable thing. C

Stranger: Living the dream that you hope things will get better in? C

You: I meant our married life! It can only get better from here, it's only day one. We still have a honeymoon to get through. -D

Stranger: Alright. You do! When are you leaving? C

Stranger: I'm probably holding you up from packing and whatnot. C

Stranger: Sorry about that, Dare. C

You: I don't think we leave for a few days. I wasn't really in charge of the details. -D

You: Nah, my stuff's all packed already. I just need to throw my toothbrush and shit in a bag and I'll be good to go. -D

Stranger: Some things just never change, eh? ;) C

You: I'm a simple guy,, what can I say? -D

Stranger: Nothing. You're perfect as you are. C

You: As are you! -D

Stranger: Of course. It's what the P stands for in between Christopher and Colfer. C

You: Ooh! That's a good one! I wish I would have come up with it! -D

Stranger: You'll just have to deal with the E. I can't even come up with a good word with an E. And I'm the writer. Horrible. C

You: Excellent. Exceptional. Exotic. Elegant. -D

Stranger: God. That's so much better than what I came up with. C

You: What did you come up with? -D

Stranger: Eggnog. Ending. Elixir. Ear. Eagle. C

Stranger: You're all of your E's though. Definitely. C

You: Darren Ending Criss. I think it has a good ring to it. -D

Stranger: I'm a bit surprised you didn't go for the Eggnog. I mean. That would be more than unique. C

You: Too many jokes. -D

You: I would turn into Darren That's-Not-Eggnog Criss. No thank you. -D

Stranger: Ohh god! I just spit my coke out. Thanks, love. C

Stranger: Darren Ending Criss sounds like a story about you and me though. C

You: No problem! What else am I here for? -D

You: Ouch. -D

You: Sorry about that. I never meant to hurt you. I really love you, Chris. I don't want you to feel hurt. -D

Stranger: Yes, well. Too late. C

You: Chris... I'm really sorry. We should catch up and have bro time. -D

Stranger: I wasn't mad at all, silly. Only joking. I definitely would like some bro-time though. I could show you my sock drawer ;P C I suddenly have a flashback. Remember on tour with Glee when we were more than a bit tipsy at my birthday and I tried to pronounce your middle name? C

You: Oh thank God! You had me worried there for a minute, Colfer! -D Your sock drawer, hu? I'm down! We should plan something. When are you free? -D Oh God! How could I forget that night? We celebrated way too much that night. It was the best! I think at one point you even called me eggplant. -D

Stranger: You know we're always good, you and me. No worries. C Since I'm the one who's a writer who can work in his pjs.. Almost always? Just tell me when you're available. I'm sure we can make it work. C God, we really did. I had a headache for two days, but it was the best. I definitely called you Eggplant. and Expelliarmus. Because for some reason I was actually able to say that instead of Everett. C

You: Maybe next weekend? Would that work for you? I don't think I have anything going on. I'll have to double check my calendar, though. -D Those were some good times. I almost wish we were still touring like that. I'm pretty sure you came up with even more E names while tipsy than you could today. I don't know how you managed that! Everett isn't even /that/ hard to pronounce, I think that's the funniest part! -D

Stranger: Next weekend is fine by me. Will is gone that weekend with his friends, so even better. Lemme know if you can. I'll block it for now. C Me too. I loved that period. It still feels like it didn't really happen sometimes. Like a dream, too good to be true. C Everett is hard when you're drunk! It's because of the V and the R combined with the E's I guess? C Besides. I don't think I've ever been that drunk again afterwards. Damn. C

You: Perfect! I'll make next weekend work then! That way you don't have spend the whole weekend alone. -D It does feel too good to be true. If I didn't have pictures for proof, I would think it was just a very amazing dream. -D I don't think I had trouble with your name, even while drunk, Christopher Paul Colfer! Maybe you're just a lightweight. ;) -D Hmm, so should I bring a ton of booze and we can have a really good time? Maybe we can see if you can say Everett this time around? ;) -D

Stranger: Ton of booze sounds great. That and your DVDs since all mine are gone. If you're bringing that much booze, you should probably crash here as well though. Can't have you on the road like that! You'll be hitting on the cab driver again ;) C

Stranger: Next to you I'll always be a lightweight. Unfair, really! C

You: Great! I'll start stocking up on booze! Should I smuggle a DVD player over, too, or are we just going to cuddle close and watch on your laptop? -D Of course, I wouldn't want to be a danger on the road, and I guess I shouldn't risk having the sexiest cab driver to tempt me to flirt with him. You remember that guy, right? He was pretty sexy, you have to admit that. -D I can't help it I can hold my booze well! -D

Stranger: I don't mind either way. You may pick :) I'm always in for cuddles though. C He was ridiculously sexy. But maybe that was just because we were both drunk too that time. Hm. I see a pattern.. ;) C I think I actually still have his number somewhere. Wasn't his name Tom? Tim? Something like that? C But it's unfair! Your part Asian and your short! You shouldn't be able to hold your liquor that well. Unfair! C

You: Hmm, I could always bring it just in case. It doesn't mean we need to hook it up and use it if the laptop is easier. -D At least you admit it. I think he's probably the second sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on. Maybe third, but he's totally up there. I'm thinking this means we need to get drunk way more often! -D I think it was something like that. Something short, I know it wasn't anything like Thaddeus. Maybe I should call him up some time and see if he's still driving cabs. -D It's not my fault! Just because I'm short doesn't mean I can't drink with the best of them. Maybe I just have a hollow leg. -D

Stranger: Sounds like a plan. C Of course I admit it! I'm not blind. I'm curious who else is in your top three though. Matt? C You probably shouldn't call the sexiest cab driver now you're married though, Dare. You don't want crap about yourself in the magz. C A hollow leg. That must be it. I could make tons of jokes, but I'll behave. C

You: That is confidential information, Colfer! Matt is pretty high on the list, though. -D Right. That's probably not the best idea. If I just happen to call a cab, and he just /happens/ to be the driver, it's not my fault, right? You can't fault me for wanting to get home safely. -D Now I'm curious what kind of jokes you have up your sleeve. You know I don't mind if you misbehave once in awhile. -D

Stranger: Oh come on. You already told me about your secret stashroom in your closet, your dildo collection and now you can't tell me that? Boring ;) C Definitely not. I think I'll have to join you on that drive though. Just to make sure you'll come home safely of course. C I already misbehave too much whenever you're near. Remember when I hit on that bouncer to get us in that club? Or the time you dared me to flirt with that waiter for free desserts? You ruin me! C

You: I have to keep a little mystery! I don't want you knowing who I think about when using my secret stash! ;) I think that might be too much information, even for us. -D Of course. You're just that good of a friend. You wouldn't want the sexy cab driver to kidnap me or anything! -D Both of those things were totally worth it in my opinion! If we can get things out of misbehaving just a little, what's the harm? -D

Stranger: Probably right there. Alright. I'll let you have your mystery ;) C I definitely wouldn't want that! If he does, at least he should take me along as well. C Very true. C Fuck. I really missed you. C

You: Thanks. I can't be giving away all the juicy secrets of my life! -D Hmm, so you want us to be kidnapped as sex slaves together. I see. At least I know I wouldn't be alone! ;) -D Sorry, that sounded weird, I never thought about being kidnapped as his sex slave or anything! Just had to clarify that! -D We should go out and one of us can fake propose to get our meal and desserts on the house again! That was fun! I feel like that was a good exercise in acting, too. -D I've missed you too. I'm really looking forward to catching up with you. -D

Stranger: I'll pull them out of you when you've got enough booze in you anyway ;) C You definitely did think about that. Bad, Dare! Very bad. And hot. Which I am going to ignore right now. C Oh my god. I seriously tried to block that from my mind!! We were so lucky there wasn't anyone nearby who knew us. I mean. I burst out crying and actually kissed you in the middle of a full restaurant! It was tremendous fun though. C Me too, Dare. Glad I'm gonna have you for two days. I'll make the most of it! C

You: Oh, I think I can keep this one to myself. It's just one of those things that I just can't let anyone know. Not even you. -D I did not! I was just worried for my safety! I don't think about being kidnapped and tied up by sexy men! I'm married, remember? That would just be weird. -D It was really fun! I guess we were pretty lucky nobody knew us. We probably couldn't get away with that now, hu? I don't blame you for kissing me. We were just in the moment, and we really sold it. I think it paid off. We had everyone around us congratulating us. -D We will definitely have to pack as much fun into those days as we can. We have a lot of time to make up for and a lot of gossip to share! Plus, a lot of booze to consume and secrets to spill! ;) -D

Stranger: Intriguing. C Oh yes, definitely weird. I'm not married, so I can think about it, right? ;) C They were all so happy for us! I felt guilty though. I mean. We were so happy together. They must think you broke my heart now they see this news about you. C Cuddling, Booze, Dvds, sockdrawers, Lots of take out, Gossip, Secrets. Definitely. Maybe I'll even tell you my top three ;) Can't wait! C

You: Not with my man, you can't! ;) -D Fine, I guess you're allowed to think about it. Who am I to stop you. -D I didn't even think of that. I'm sorry if anyone thinks that. Maybe you could get some sympathy dessert out of it if we go back to that restaurant. -D Ooh, I'd love to know your top three! I'm guessing Will is one of them, though. I'd say you owe me the fourth, since Will is the obvious one, but since I'm keeping my number one to myself, I guess we're even. It all sounds so fun! I'm really getting excited now! -D

Stranger: Thanks for letting me borrow your man. Very generous, Dare. C Oh god. Can you imagine? It would be a total scam if I did that, haha. C I will tell you that Will isn't in the top three. Whoops. He's in my top ten though. C Me too! Counting the days, actually. C

You: I'm a generous guy. It would be a shame to keep him all to myself. -D Free dessert, though! How can you say no to free chocolate lava explosion or whatever that delicious dessert was? -D He's not? Wow. Now I really want to get some booze in you and dig some secrets out of you! ;) Top ten? Not even top 5? -D It's less than a week. That's not too bad. I think we can make it through. -D

Stranger: Oh yess! That dessert was to die for! I totally forgot. Maybe I should go back after all. It would be a perfect dessert combined with an opportunity to act my heart out. Sounds great, really. C Oh shit. I totally implied that with saying ten, didn't I? Damn it. I'm not good at keeping secrets for you! C

You: It'll be perfect practice for when you get that next acting gig! We should totally do it! It'll be fun! -D You kind of did. Does that mean he's ten or like eighth in line? I love that you can't keep secrets from me by the way! ;) -D

Stranger: I'm so going to regret this. But,.. alright! C He's on 7. God. I'm the worst boyfriend. Of course you love that. You're evil like that. C

You: Great! I can't wait! We're going to have such a blast! We'll get to act our asses off! Wait, if I'm the one breaking your heart, does that mean I can't share the dessert with you? Maybe I should re-think this. -D Seven. Hmm. So there's six guys ahead of him. Good to know. I'll be sure to pack extra booze just in case! I don't think it really makes you a bad boyfriend, though. It's not like you're acting on it and sleeping with all of them. I can't help it if I'm a little evil. You love me anyway! -D

Stranger: Prepare for a hysterical me. I'll ask for a doggy back and we'll eat it at my place. C Oh shit. No He's at eight. I miscounted. C I haven't slept with /all/ of them, no. I mean. If I had, I probably wouldn't be with number 8 of course. C Can't help it. I do love you. C

You: Sounds like a perfect plan! You can run off and leave me, and I'll meet you back at your place! -D Eight? Wow. I still don't think that makes you a bad boyfriend. Just because you're with someone in a committed relationship doesn't mean you can't look and have a few fantasies. -D Ooh, so that means you've slept with /some/ of them. I feel like I'm slowly chipping away to all the juicy deetz now! And I didn't even have to add booze! -D And I love you, Chris. I don't know who wouldn't. You're the most amazing guy. -D

Stranger: I'll be as dramatic as possible. You'll love it. C I slept with two of them, mister curious. C See? You really pull it all out from me. It's magic. You're secretly using your wand, aren't you? I feel like I'm under the Imperious. C Cutie. I could show you a list, but I like to keep you in that mindset. C

You: This is going to be good! Is it bad to say I'm a little excited to fake break your heart? -D Ooh! Now I know where exactly to dig once you've had a few drinks! ;) You're making this way too easy for me, Chris! -D Oh, I'd love to use my wand on you. I guess I'll just have to settle for using my charm! -D A list? Let me at them. I'll show them the error of their ways. -D

Stranger: Oh I'm sure you're excited about it. It's your daily job after all. C Bugger. I dug a hole for myself, didn't I? I ll just have to make sure I'll pull it out of you as well though. With your mysterious number one. C You love to use your wand on me, eh? C

You: What do you mean by that? -D You've definitely dug a hole for yourself and I'm not letting you fill it back in until I get to the bottom of it! Ooh, you're on. I'm pretty sure I'm keeping my lips sealed shut on my number one. I'll never tell him. I could never. There's too much to risk. -D Of course I'd love to use my wand on you! Who wouldn't want to put you under their spell? -D

Stranger: I guess we'll both keep our number ones a secret then. Can't risk the most valuable things in life after all. C You already have me under your spell, Dare. I don't even need your wand or a potion for that ;) C You're Harry Freaking Potter! C

You: You're not going to tell me your number one? :(( You're no fun! -D Hmm, if you're under my spell, I'll get all 1-7 out of you! I'll just pull out some good tequila and you'll be like putty in my hands! -D Damn right I am! Don't forget it! ;) -D

Stranger: (UUgh I'm falling asleep and not because you're bad, because you're more than awesome, but it's like the middle of the night in here >.<. I'm sorry! You were brilliant though! Thank you for the awesome rp, love! Hope to see you again one time!

You: (Goodnight! Hopefully we'll run into each other again! It was fun! )

Stranger: Defek

Stranger: Definitely! :) <3

Stranger has disconnected.

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