#IT’S AN ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE LMAOOO ENJOY

[rose--hathaways]

the holidays

(alternatively titled: the joys of trying not to jump your secret boyfriend in front of your judgy, mafia-adjacent(?) parents at christmas dinner)

chapter one of the VA holiday season fic that no one ever asked for is here and available @ the link below! 🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35682382

#vampire academy #va #rose hathaway #dimitri belikov #lissa dragomir #romitri #adrian ivashkov #christian ozera #eddie castile #IT’S AN ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE LMAOOO ENJOY #IT’S ENTIRELY SELF-INDULGENT AND IS A COMPLETE AU AND NOT AT ALL CANON CONPLIANT #ENJOY #day one and i already almost forgot to post 💀 #IT’S GOING WELL FOLKS #thanks to emma for the alt. title 😂

[preempire-a]

💖 (JONESAAYYY)

► FROM RELATIONSHIP MUSING MEME // @lowqualityrp

How likely they are to enter a relationship with them:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

I feel like this is cheating because they’re already canonically Clan and I’m just computing it as romantic instead of platonic (WHICH I’M SURE EPIC GAMES DID NOT INTEND FOR THEIR AUDIENCE TO DO), but since we’re in this hell together, y’know. Enjoy the 10.

Would they…

Make the first move? Yes | No It was 100% Jonesy but the delivery was terrible and probably referenced something Din didn’t understand so he was like?? OK, John. Say “I love you” first? Yes | No DIN HAS NO HANG-UPS. LET HIM SAY IT. HE DOESN’T FEAR LOVE, HE’S EMPOWERED BY IT. GOD. Plus all semblance of professionalism flew out the window the moment they started canoodling, come on. Cheat on them? Yes | No Be the jealous type? Yes | No Plan the dates? Yes | No I think in this context Jonesy does a more accurate description of “planning” than Din does in that he can do reservations or looking up the PERFECT spot or other such corny nonsense. Din’s idea of planning a date is just taking his tall boyfriend somewhere private while the kid’s being babysat by Reese. LMAO. Initiate the first kiss? Yes | No It’s gonna be terrible and their noses will bump or their teeth will click and Din’s gonna try to apologise but Jonesy’s gonna pull him back in it’s fine. Remember anniversaries? Yes | No

BOLD WHAT APPLIES.

Their Relationship Is:

friends to lovers | rivals to lovers | enemies to lovers | still just enemies | mutual pining | star crossed lovers | old married couple | perpetual honeymoon phase | stable and boring | stable but not boring | secret lovers | best friends hiding their feelings | and they were roommates | friends with benefits | coworkers avoiding HR (THE IO’S GONNA BE SO MAD JONESY’S SCREWING A DUDE FROM A DIFFERENT REALITY THAT HE FUCKING HIRED LMAOOO) | one-sided affection | weird sexual tension | it’s complicated | toxic relationship | a secret affair (except all the hunters are aware, dipshits!!) | an actual dumpster fire | other (“falling in love with your boss from a different dimension and asking him to make your clan of two a clan of three”)

PUBLIC Displays of Affection:

hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection

PRIVATE Displays of Affection:

hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together (i’m hung up on the photo album thing, NO PROBLEM...) | no displays of affection

Do they stay together?

yes, this is endgame | yes but someone is gonna die tragically | something is keeping them apart (HAHAHAHA CHAPTER 2 SEASON 6 PRIMAL) | they part ways as friends | they part ways as enemies | they’re on-again-off-again | they have a super messy breakup | it was just a fling | other

BONUS

What terrible pet names would they give each other?

Half the shitty pet names Din uses on Jonesy is because Lexa insists that he will ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, are you KIDDING HER (also she’ll shoot him if he doesn’t give it a try, and trust her, she will know).

And like they work. Not because they’re extraordinary pet names, mind you, but because Jonesy’s a schmuck and Din calling him “snookums”, however awkwardly, makes his heart melt with the sentiment of it all.

#[ back to my brainrot huh ] #lowqualityrp #( ooc. )

[zvkos]

Broo Chapter 10 is an absolute dumpster fire, but in the best way, i loved all that drama. One thing i wanna ask though is What is Clem planning on doing after school? Like we know Louis is going for music but what course is Clem gonna take?

me, while pouring gasoline: a dumpster fire? what ever do you mean? 😊

LMAOOO im glad u enjoyed the drama! i enjoyed writing it 🤭 great question!! that's something that hasn't been brought up yet, but it's definitely going to be touched on in future chapters. clem hasn't had much time to think about college due to her situation - she's been moving from place to place since she was 7. but now that she knows she'll be in Ericson for a while, she can focus on what she wants to do and who she wants to be.

#we'll see! #ask