#Im just gonna to munches in My Nearest Big City and pray to god I strike gold

[ivymarquis]

How am I supposed to go out into the world and attempt to date, knowing that John Price is a figment of our imaginations and not real. What is even the point

#why cant he be real #i am sobbing I am crying I am screaming #im throwing up #john price #plus like #imma be so real with yall #my local dating pool is just yuppy assholes who think making money is a personality trait #crypto bros #republicans and libertarians #which are diet republicans #like I am a bleeding heart liberal and I have lgbtq family members #i will not be bringing a transphobe home for Christmas it’s not happening #which you’d think thst wouldn’t narrow my dating pool THAT much #but locally????? #babes I am in the fucking trenches #and Im not quite ready to broach dating women irl BUT THEY ARE SO PRETTY #Im just gonna to munches in My Nearest Big City and pray to god I strike gold