#Im not sure which list 'bisexual disaster' belongs on but it's definitely on one of the two

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Unsexy Things Wei WuXian Manages To Make Look Sexy:

Getting stabbed

Stabbing other people

Coughing up blood

Getting thrown off a cliff

Throwing someone else off a cliff

Throwing himself off a cliff

Soup

Alcoholism

Ugly crying

Murder 

Existential angst

Necromancy

Gardening

The slow succumbing to the inevitable downward spiral into madness

Sexy Things Wei WuXian Manages To Make Look Even More Sexy:

Whips

Swords

Masks

Long hair

The color black

Archery

Blindfolds

Blindfolded archery

Woodwinds

Lan Wangji 

#yes it's another Untamed post #it's okay you can scroll on past #Im right tho #The Untamed #Im not sure which list 'bisexual disaster' belongs on but it's definitely on one of the two #cql