#It’s like sticking my hand in the dumpster and pulling out a fresh fruit. Peels him and takes a bite. Hrm yes fruit.. I see.

[crowcryptid]

sleep deprivation 200 mph gaming had me acting most unwise last night

This was not from last night but it proves that I am not to be trusted. Liar. ⬇️

Authors note: the tags of this post were written at around 4 AM but in my wisest judgment I did not post but upon review it’s not as bad as I thought. You are once again saved by my inability to put thought into words.

Hey staff new feature idea where you can set a ‘no post’ timezone and anything you do just gets saved to drafts instead

*Staff proceeds to add a $20 set of tumblr exclusive emojis that completely break the tagging system* <- prediction

#The twitch chat in my mind: mods ban that guy now (that guy is me) #Reading my tags. What happened. Was that real. It’s ok I am normal now #fear not I don’t actually have room in my mind for more brainrot rn. this is a temporary illness #I can tell when it’s long term and when it’s not #original 4 am tags begin #But to be fair. What IS his problem? What a little freak. This guy wants to plug a usb in me #He wants to run a minecraft server on me and build a house with only one bed. He’s griefing the villagers so we’re alone in the world #He made an army of clones to crawl over me like ants dragging me back to the nest #Hey guys I think I still might be a little sleep deprived. My bad. #he’s upgrading my batteries?? #Sorry. I said I was normal. That wasn’t me. who said that. Hello? I’m scared. Why did I hear minecraft cave sound .mp3 who is doing that #Do worry. I have a game backlog that scares the hoes I’m sure I will find more weirdos in there #Unfortunately for you there’s like.. idk.. 5-10 more fps to get through. This is possibly dangerous. for me. #You see this is why I like to go into games as blind as possible. #It’s like sticking my hand in the dumpster and pulling out a fresh fruit. Peels him and takes a bite. Hrm yes fruit.. I see. #Dumpster wasn’t a good example here cause the game is actually great but you get that I mean #end of 4 am tags #you know I think what’s saving you all here is the way he looks #yes he’s a tin can but not to my standard. why are you so eyes. put those things away. freak #anyway. no context once again if you know you know if you don’t. don’t worry about it #I am at work. dies