#Jaime the moody Bavarian Clown

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The Weird Dream Saga: part ✨️20✨️

So...20.

(To be honest, I didn't think that there were going to be 20 of these.)

Now, at this point in my dream notes with which I am formally writing these, we actually have a break in the regularly scheduled program.

I'm still on my dream shift, but this one's different--today is bring your sister to work day.

[A/N: for the sake of my sister's privacy, we shall call her Shana.]

So for that reason, I brought Shana in with me. From there, it kinda just is the regular fare.

The care and maintenance of the piranha tank, dealing with fussy customers, chatting with Gordon the Jackrabbit on my break, and making sure that my arch-nemesis Grantaire behaves. Y'know-etc, etc.

Now, while I was working, Shana was hitting it off with a moody-looking, leather clad bad boy called Jaime.

Until: at almost the end of my shift, I am doing a last little bit of cleaning up when Shana says to me, "I'll see you at home, S."

Now, I was naturally suspicious, but by the time I came to question them, she was already on the back of his motorcycle, halfway out the parking lot.

Now, dream me didn’t see the red flags, so I finished up and went home. But Shana wasn't there.

Nor did she return within the next couple days. In fact, she didn't come back at all--I got a letter from her, and apparently Jaime is a Clown for Bavarian Circus,

(...a moody, edgy, Bavarian Clown.)

And apparently they were leaving with the Circus for a tour through Europe.

She also casually mentions that after she left the DG, she and Jaime actually went to the courthouse and eloped.

(And there may or may not have been an epilogue where she sent me another letter a few years down the line.)

(Just talking about how her and Jaime live in Belgium with their manservent named Footsie and their adopted son who they named after our mother.)

(who we will refer to as Krystal--again, for the sake of privacy.)

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