I cannot wrap my head around Jake not only being his own opener, but announcing aforementioned opener with the only somewhat noticeable change being that he has more pronounced facial hair. Yknow, the most classic fake bad disguise gag in every Saturday morning cartoon ever. Does he even understand how fucking funny he is
Jake Kiszka’s sole purpose in life was to carry on his families legacy, and rid the world of as many blood suckers as possible. But after getting stranded in Tucson, Arizona, he decides to make the best of it and see how many Vamps he can send back to Hell. However, he walks into the wrong bar, pisses off the wrong Witch, and quickly learns that not everyone is grateful for his services to humanity.
Disclaimer and taglist under the cut.
*Set prior to the events of I See Hell in Your Eyes. This is the beginning of Jake’s story. This can be read independently from ISHIYE but there will be cross references as it’s in the same universe.
can’t stop thinking about a Jake costume change…….how he’s gonna go from pirate/viking jake to sparkly/flashy guitar god jake…….what’s his Mirador stage fit gonna look like?……..how big are his pirate hoops gonna be?????……..is he- will he have different makeup?????….more eyeliner?……is he gonna have a new gvf stage fit?……how many more extended solos are we gonna get?……..someone help. i need to be put down.