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TL;DR: Deuce Gorgon’s Journal (2009)

What we learn from Deuce’s Journal can be summarized down to this-

July 1- Deuce doesn’t like school (shocking juicy gossip I know)

July 15- Deuce petrified some flies and fucked up his Mom’s porch

July 16- Medusa doesn’t make shit but Greek food and Deuce is like “Can we please dear god have some SOUP?!”

Ghoulash- Ingredient list for Ghoulash or Monster Goulash. I wonder if you could legitimately make this with the actual equivalents… if you actually had instructions y’know

July 18- Deuce plays casketball with Jackson and drops his glasses and borrows his. I feel a little bad cause I’m starting to ship it. But legit, why does he stay with Cleo when she doesn’t seem to have any redeeming qualities that he appreciates?

August 18- Perseus eats all Medusa’s cheese. Bitch isn’t happy, which I understand cause feta is good as shit.

August 19- Went to the maul. Nearly got a cooking book but Clawdeen said something (which I wanna know what best character said cause I highly doubt she’d start shit with him for no reason) but Clawd’s with her and he’s like “Shit. He’s on the casketball team. Guess I’ll just ignore that!”

August 23- Takes Cleo out for dinner and she’s a bitch as usual and he feels bad for the staff (which… who continues to stay with someone who treats staff like shit?!) and is like “Damn this bitch expensive.”

August 25- Asks Mom to get a driver’s license and gets his skateboard taken away.

September 1- School sends him a letter saying that he has to wear his glasses at all times on campus, which I understand why but would this technically count as discrimination or would it be like “Yeah please don’t stab people if ya bring a knife to school.” He also goes into detail on how his power works which I love but also being frozen in place but still aware of what’s happening sounds horrifying.

Whole Diary- Deuce has barely any personality but likes skateboarding, cooking, casketball, and video games.

Whole Diary- Probably a one parent household but Medusa sounds like a pretty badass momma.

Half of Diary- Cleo x Deuce is out and Deuce x Jackson is in

A few small differences I noticed through Cleo and Deuce’s diaries were that while they both sound more like they’re giving an interview with their student councilor, Deuce’s writing sounds more robotic and unnatural while Cleo’s sounds like she’s dishing out drama to her servants. Cleo is more willing to put out more secretive information and emotion into her writing while Deuce sounds like he’s at least partially trying to sound as bland or not interesting as possible. So I now Headcannon that Deuce has some problems with writing what actually bothers him (possibly out of fear someone would read his journal) while Cleo has confidence in either that no one will read it or she doesn’t care if someone does. Even if you count his “secret” or liking cooking, that sounds more like a vague red herring to make people think that’s his big secret when he actually has something more serious hidden.

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