HELLO THAT IDEA ABOUT A.B AND THE PRESIDENT BEING BROTHERS WAS ADORABLE. You made me so soft for The President, I'm officially endeared. do you have any other ideas about him? THANK YOUUUUU, WELCOME BACK
EEEE EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT ITS SO NICE TO BE BACK. IM ALSO VERY SOFT FOR HIM NOW SMDNSMDSN,,,
(the drawing in question)
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NOBODY WILL STOP ME FROM MAKING THIS MAN KIND AND ENDEARING <3 NOT A SOUL ON EARTH. ALL OF THIS IS FANON AND I DON'T EVEN CARE <3
Bc we've been given zero info on him BUT he is already EXTREMELY 2-BRAINCELLED. This is all gonna be vv loose stuff off the top of my head, SO
HE NEVER ACTUALLY WANTED TO GO INTO POLITICS IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Like he came from an Extremely Rich Family, with a massive history in politics (senators, congressmen, etc), to the point that while it,, wasn't specifically said that he didn't have a choice, it was definitely implied.
(huh gee maybe him an A.B could bond over both being created and shoved into a specific role against their will. Maybe there could be some bonding there. Maybe brotherhood <3 MAYBE A LOVELY SIBLING RELATIONSHIP WHERE THEY LEARN FROM EACHOTHER)
Whereas A.B is,, very coordinated in general, This Fellow is a complete clutz.
HES JUST,, very tall, long legs, big hands, and two left feet </3
Constantly stumbling over himself, knocking things over - he's learned to keep all limbs in. It doesn't help that he's,, a bit of a nervous wreck?? All of this combined has given him the habit of holding his hands together in front of him?? Very Compressed.
the exception is,, Ballroom Dancing and Waltzing, bc his mother forced him to learn smdnsmd. She thought it would improve his coordination overall but,, nah now he just has A Skill He Rarely Gets To Use.
I love the idea of his 'First Lady' actually being a Cognito Agent who's there to keep him on script and in line </3 he tries to befriend her but she really isn't having it so he just stays outta her way smdnsd.
PEOPLE REALLY DO THINK HE'S MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN HE IS, AND HE USES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE A LOTTA THE TIME
like he may not be the brightest bulb, he knows that - he isn't curing cancer any time soon >:( but come on.
not in a weaponized incompetence kinda way - moreso in a 'Cognito Inc Has Given Up On Trying To Manipulate Me, Because I've Convinced Them I'm A Complete Moron'
LIKE WITH,, ANY PARTICULARLY EVIL STUFF COGNITO WANTED HIM TO DO,, HE'D JUST,, PURPOSEFULLY MISINTERPRET IT??? It was working pretty well for himself until they tried to replace him with a robot </3
(GOD I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANNA CHARACTERIZE HIM AS A LITTLE TEENSY BIT EVIL??? Like nothing quite like A.B, where he wants World Domination - moreso he Doesn't Want Things To Change?? Like he's really sacrificed his entire life, every dream for the sake of his family's honor and getting into The Presidency ,etc ,etc.... So if,, smb tried,,, fucking with that??? He Might Go A Little Postal. I DUNNO THERES DEFINITELY ROOM TO EVIL UP THIS BASTARD. HAVENT DECIDED YET.)
<3333 im sorry I now adore him
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