#MY FAVE BRAINROT NOT GONNA LIE

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ALRIGHT. i got my brainrot list of 50+ songs down to.... still too many, probably 😂 but i'm decently satisfied with these finalists 🥰

tiny disclaimer that these are just MY favorites! this is in no way meant to be all-encompassing so don't come yell at me about forgetting something. there are some obvious songs that aren't on here bc i had to pare the list down, and frankly i live in the back half & japanese albums of bangtan's discography so that's gonna be where most of my favorites are!!! you can MAKE YOUR OWN LIST if you disagree with me 👹

with that out of the way, i present to you, my hobi hoes: ~my favorite hoseok vocal moments~ - join me under the cut, won't you? 🌹

jamais vu: starting here bc this is the one that gave me the brainrot 😵‍💫 his super low melody on his verses at 0:23 and 1:46 (sounds even better in this live version omg) and then the backing vocals on the final chorus???? slut me all the way out. i'm obsessed with this subunit frankly

for youth: A PERSONAL FAVE I JUST WHEIUGHRKRJGDFG he's so smooooooth with it !!! and giving srs milf energy in this performance lmao (i'm also obsessed with his dance moves in this one !!!)

i like it: clears my skin every time 😩 just such a fun little bop of a verse, and he fucking eats it live!!!

tomorrow: listen, if there's one thing hobi's gonna do it's have insane breath control. bc tell me how my man went from rolling around on the floor doing choreo for his life to hitting notes at the BOTTOM of his register like 30 seconds later? do you know how much fucking air that takes???? ok i'm done being a voice nerd i'm just never not impressed at his vocal stamina. that shit is HARDDDDDD!!!!

spine breaker: this is just one of my favorite bangtan songs i won't even lie lmao 🙈 i live for them nasty low notes ty goodbye (and tae and jin sound SO GOOD here too wweeeeoooowww)

equal sign: i mean come on, i can’t not mention it. i’ll never forget hearing the chorus and those sweet high notes for the first time - i fell out of my damn chair lmaooooo. love that he traverses nearly the whole range of his voice in this one - and the technique on his mixing up there makes me so happy like that shit has some weight to it!!!!

lights: the japanese singles will always do what needs to be done i swear!!!! i fucking love this verse i want to eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner. so effortless, so bouncy and pretty 🥺 (i also feel this way about stay gold and for you but i was trying to have self-control and not put every japanese single on here BUT THERE U GO)

save me: these lines always put a smile on my face but like SPECIFICALLY this tiny desk version - that live hopekook harmony just lights up every fucking atom in my body 😩 they sound incredible

rain: IT'S ONLY LIKE TWO SUNG LINES BUT I PROMISE THAT SHIT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

born singer: i fucking can't get enough of the tone of his voice in this one and i die over how emotional he looks when he does it live??? and ~we go, we go, we go~ is hobi all over, so catchy and fun

you never walk alone: there’s a lot of stuff showcasing the ends of hobi’s range on this list but i looooove me some MID-RANGE HOBI and my god. he belts this so open and free with so little tension wheuihegkdjg. if he ever wanted to take his solo albums in a more pop or even rock direction i’d eat it the fuck up, he absolutely has the voice for it!!! (for further evidence, see this part of outro: wings)

24/7=heaven: HONESTLY i blush when this song comes on my headphones and i’m in public lmaoooo. he’s so smooth, so playfully teasing, the “daaaaarling”????? would scream like a fangirl if i heard this live, bark bark bark

airplane pt.2: ahhhh yes. this will forever be the verse that makes me a whore. it’s a pavlovian response at this point. i hear gureum wireul maeil and my tongue is out, it is what it is. (also further evidence for hobi's insane vocal stamina bc he literally does NOT STOP MOVING lmfao)

path: it is literally HOMOPHOBIC that this song isn't on spotify 😩 but wooooof his entire verse is just insane, the flip from gorgeous low notes to growly rap to lovely open chest voice in the span of like 4 lines????? HOW HOBI! HOW!

mama: TAKE ME TO CHURCH!!! i am gonna be so real, i cannot watch this video without crying omg. talk about heartfelt and singing with your everything. plus the ad libs he throws in like it's nothing???? ALL ROUNDER SHIT!

blood sweat & tears: I MEAN this chorus is just iconic and then he came back and killed the verse too?!?! HELLO!!!!! i couldn’t not include this song, BST was like THEEEEE jihope era imo

epilogue: young forever: SPEAKING OF SONGS THAT MAKE ME CRY LOL - it makes me so happy that they gave hobi the emotional BUILDUP of this song because man he fucking sells it. this song makes me sob like a baby and his verse is entirely to blame 😭

OKAY I AM FORCING MYSELF to stop here 🙈 what do you think??? what's on YOUR list???? let me know~ 💌

#mposting #jihope month 🌹 #i had maybe too much fun compiling this hehehe #go forth and spread the hoseok vocalist agenda #honorable mentions include: ON; fly to my room; run #i had to make some cuts and figured you'd probably heard those songs!!!!!

[aesadraws]

psst do a starred war

Oh boy oh boy my latent brainrot since like 2015 haha

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

That's Cassian Andor babyyyy. And I actually don't really have a good caveat of "but that's only because of his show" because honestly this hyperfixation has been so fierce after such a long time of just.... Not fucking caring about any particular character The Most™. I love a lot of SW babes and will continue to love so many of them for years to come, but Cassian fucking snuck his way to the top.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

😍 Grogu, my baby boy, my sweet peanut, light of my life. But you know what? He shares the pedestal with BB-8 because I will still see cash-grabby merchandise of that sweet seeet orb and lose my marbles. They need to be friends!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

People mcfucking sleep on Captain Phasma and that "people" includes the people who created her! I swear to god if they hadn't shot themselves in the foot with the Boba Fett "looks cool and is functionally useless" vibes she'd be so much more loved by casual and hardcore fans. If you're reading this right now and think I sound like an insane woman, go read her fucking book. Sail the high seas to if you have to, it's fascinating.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

It's gotta be Ruescott Melshi now. See, when I most recently rewatched Rogue One ahead of the Andor premiere I just kinda thought it was a cool small detail to give Cassian an old friend who would ride with him to infiltrate Scarif. Now I see that man in gifsets and get all 💕 because!!! That's Cassian's friend!!! That's his best buddy who [REDACTED]!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

....... This is me we're talking about, I think we both know who it's gonna be. General Armitage Hux. Stupid dumb ginger general played by a great actor who deserved better writing to work with and more of a chance to actually be a menace. But hey, he lasted more movies than Tarkin so that's gotta count for something right?

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

I'm gonna get blasted by old school fans for this lmao. Han Solo. I love this slick piece of shit turned marginally less of a piece of shit. I love seeing him panic and have to improvise out of bad situations. I would lie to save his life but I would also be the one to kick him into a garbage can.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

*unrolls a long list* Let's see... Palpatine, Snoke, Syril Karn, Grand Admiral Thrawn (with nothing but respect), Moff Gideon- *this goes on for awhile*

#asks answered

[marshmallowloves]

I KNOW you're in tht pkmn mood so give us 🎧, 💿, 🎼, and 🕺 with any of ur pkmn faves and ur si :3c

asfkdjdfh you clocked me… that's pretty much all I've been doing lately >u>

honestly I kinda wanna do these with both Maxie and Arven because I got brainrot on both fronts kdjfg

(also I am SO sorry I answered this so ungodly late. I kind of realized, uh, wow. I know so few songs about faves… holy heck this was. kind of hard actually so it took me a long ass time kdjfhg also I just. really suck at communication sometimes i'm sorry ;_;)

🎧 - Your f/o just found your music player! What song do they find playing on it?

ARVEN: probably one of the tracks from Sinnoh - either the lake theme, Canalave City (or the night version), Eterna Forest or the Pokémon Center (night). When he sees it, he figures Cici probably misses home a lot. Don't mind him as he nonchalantly scours every recipe book in the school library for Old Gateau…

MAXIE: Uh. this one is kind of…inexplicable. Maxie also has a hard time wrapping his head around his Admin's taste in music. He was so certain he'd find soft piano pieces, or that sparkly-sounding j-pop that's certainly an anime OP/ED. What is this vulgarity, and what are these images of his Admin that flash in his brain during the chorus for some reason. why the FUCK is he confined behind his desk right now. He will absolutely blame Team Aqua (and specifically, the friend she has over there) for tainting his proper and civilized Admin with their filth. after he. takes care of this thing.

💿 - give us a song that fits your f/o's vibe!

ARVEN: I know you mean like his whole vibe, like his character, but for some reason all I can think of is this when he's talking about Cici dkjfhg

Okay but answering seriously (cause I thought of it just now) - for some reason I really feel like Apt. 102 fits. It sounds cozy and casual and…domestic…?? Like two people hanging out in a living space and doing chores or cooking together or something... u//v//u

MAXIE: See I WANT to say Bionic Man because it's one of the only lyrical songs I can think of for a calculated man (even if it is kind of weird)…but that's…probably more fitting for a different f/o honestly. (cough N. Ginsdjf no go away this is a pokemon post)

Okay tbh I've been racking my brain forever for this and all I can think of is THIS which…is a little weird considering it's literally the theme (in name, at least) for ANOTHER F/O… but it's all I can come up with atm i'm sorry dfgh. But I think it fits the vibe tbh, it's got the imposing strings, the tiny beat and synth beeps, and the little bells give kind of an air of superiority and…maybe smugness?? Like he's about to verbally decimate the fuck out of you dskjfg

🎼 - give us a song that matches your s/i's vibe!

I am not gonna lie to you I am having the hardest time with this one. Both of my S/Is are pretty much exactly the same with the only difference being who they fall for. It'd probably be easier if she had like…a THEME about her personality or design or whatever, but she's pretty much just "me, but with Pokemon" and as a regular-ass human being I am. very multifaceted and can't pinpoint anything dkjfg

SO! I think I will instead just…repeat the answer to a previous question and say Canalave City (her hometown) or the Lake theme (for the fact that her love of mythicals originated in Sinnoh). And possibly Snowpoint City (I was hesitant to list that one bc as much as she loves Ice-types, she doesn't have any on her team, but...come on. It wouldn't be Cici without snow somewhere dkfjg)

🕺 - what song would you and your f/o dance to?

ARVEN: <<< SPOILERS FOR THE SV DLC (sorry I can't like, put a filter over text so this is the best I can do dkjfg>>> if I'm being perfectly honest. he probably would denounce any and all dancing for a while after the whole mochi debacle cause he was so mortified of how he acted sdkjfg. If he was somehow persuaded to dance it would be completely impromptu (as in, he probably doesn't actively participate and it's mostly just me swinging him around djgf) and to something lively like this or this.

MAXIE: Something like this - classical, a refined vibe, and something where he wouldn't have to do any rigorous movement OR a waltz-sounding song like this (could only find it on soundcloud dkjfg). Maxie is really not a dancing man - he has an image to uphold, after all! (admittedly it's a pretentious one DFJKDG) But…if he WERE to ever dance with his Admin, it would certainly be behind closed doors, and only to remind her that he's not all stuffy and serious all the time - see, look, he's perfectly capable of having """fun.""" And if anyone caught him, they would probably be fired immediately.

Either that, or like…the fuckin. safety dance or something. idfk honestly. for the memes ig (and cause he's old KJDFHG)

#AGAIN I'M SORRY THIS WAS LATE 😭 #it really made me think though! which was exactly what I said when I reblogged your post...I think dkfjhg #Maxie #Arven #ToastedMarshmallowShipping #FluffernutterShipping #ask game #self ship game

[shuaberriez]

i feel bad admitting that this was my first time listening to 'i know i love you' but that and 'lo$er lover' were some of txt's tracks that i really liked! ooh it would be nice to see some txt gifs when i finally follow you hsglhks bc i don't think i see txt pass by my dash a lot? yeah it's tough watching survival shows 😩 but it's always nice to see how the participants improve. the growth is very evident! i've since avoided survival shows tho! self care hislkges - secret carat 🎁 pt. 1

my bias in onewe is kanghyun 🥰 it's honestly bc he's a bookworm who plays guitar and i'm like wow twinning that me hsgeslksi he's also just very chill! LOL OMG yes btob x skz interactions were so funny shilgkes i didn't watch kingdom much, just the perfs on yt but i saw clips and LMAO i love their chemistry. my bias in btob, i can never decide between changsub and minhyuk but each of them has their own charms 😅 - secret carat 🎁 pt. 2

ooh yes! verivery did have an ost for extraordinary you. omg the 00s collabs! they're so powerful 😩👌 and it's ok, honestly u didn't miss out on rtk LOL the yt clips of performances suffice. we're gonna pretend elims didn't happen :') SGILEKS drum and dowoon thing im drum 😩 i love that!! do u have any fave day6 songs? secret carat 🎁 pt. 3

LOL if crack videos dont get u into a group then idk what else will 😩 i watched itzy's mama performance!! they're such great dancers + their stage presence is just 👌 idk why but the vcr at the beginning reminded me of the kdrama my name - and i've always thought ryujin and the actress in that kdrama kinda look alike LOL i really loved their mama performance!! esp during the fighting scenes omg thAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 💛💛💛 really KILLED it hsiglkes - secret carat 🎁 pt. 4

ooh fallin' flower's aesthetics are so nice! i can see why it's fun to colour! ah! love is such a good song 95 line yes ;-; omg jihan song in the top 5 i love that! 247 is such a chill song ;-; and OFC SECOND LIFE HERE WE ARE SAD HOURS 😭 lie again feels like a response to dwc bc of the lyrics 🥺 i love these selection of songs! 🥰 ur brainrot songs omg but ooh jazz/classical! that sounds very fancy but it feels like it suits you!! 💛 omg 24 hour ramen places ur right! - secret carat 🎁 pt. 5

going on a trip with your best friend sounds nice 😌 i hope that comes true one day! have you ever been to japan? hm the member that i think i identify with the most would be wonwoo 👀 we both have very poor eyesight so we're starting off strong LMAO and i like to play video games and read books it helps that we both have the same mbti which is infj (i personally don't think mbti to be a credible/accurate test but it's fun! hbu! who do you identify with the most? - secret carat 🎁 pt. 6 it's about a week away from christmas! :o do you celebrate christmas? and if so, do you have any traditions with family and/or friends? if not, do you still celebrate with friends and family? hope you're doing well and staying warm! 🥰 (if it's cold where you live! shigleks) - secret carat 🎁 pt. 7 (i think i did the math correctly and this should be 7 pts but if i didnt im so sorry shiogelks)

hihiiii i hope you're well!!!

omg!!! don't worry about it!! it's really cool that you've started listening to them hehe <3 tbh they really popped off with their music this year. i think the rock genre really suited them - they did it really well! i know i love you and lo$er lover are quality songs so valid <3 and omg yeah the reveal is coming up soon !! it'll be nice to finally meet you <3 idk if i'll ever get around to giffing for txt but if i have time, i might occasionally !! omg true!! it's nice to see their growth over time but tbh elims just gut me </3 and VALID AHJDKNDSFJN self care is important!!

OHHHH you play guitar :o that's so cool omg!! so do i ^^ do you play any other instruments? and a bookworm!! do you have a particular genre you adore? and do you have any book reccs! tbh i saw most of the interactions on instagram after kingdom but i should get around to watching the performance </3 i only watched a couple bc my cousin had recommended them to me asdsklmds. and VALID SNDSKJN it's always hard to choose a bias </3 very rarely do you stick with one JDdskmdsk </3

AH i thought so!! i remember when i had watched the drama, i was obsessed w the ost for a while <3 yeah omg i watched the psycho cover they did for the first time in forever and i was just in awe yet again. i got hyunjin brainrot for the first time in a while after that </3 elims just make me </3 i'm weak hearted i can't watch those shows bc of them JSDJKFSDN. JSJDFNDSFKJ YEAH i honestly don't know how i'd come across that. i had a day6 phase for a couple of months in high school so i remember watching crack videos jsfdnjdfs. tbh i really loved the moonrise album! the series of songs/mvs - what can i do, i loved you and when you love someone were my favourite <3 what about you?

true <3 crack videos reveal all about a group tbh sfdjnfsdkj. and yes omg!!! i was so shocked at their performance tbh it was so cool. and you're right omg the actress from my name and ryujin do look similar :o i haven't watched the drama bc i was told it was quite violent but i have seen the actress ^^

SFDJNSDFKJN at one point all of the 95 line were my top biases, but cheol got replaced by a certain kwon soonyoung </3 and we don't talk about falling for u - it may or may not be a brainrot song </3 247 is such a quality song omg it gives me kdrama vibes when the main love interests meet each other for the first time and they have that weird eye contact kind of scene? idk. also i think with it playing in the background during boo seungkwan's past life destiny last year w seoksoon it stayed as one of my favourite songs lol. SECOND LIFE ASUJKDSFNSDFJKFSDNKJ i have a really strong attachment to that song omg i think i read something based off that song and i was like crying by the end of it so it's one of my favourites <3 OMG I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE :O you're right!!! asdksdfksdfnkj thank you <3 i can assure you that i'm in no way fancy but i appreciate it :sob:

thank you!! we're going on a road trip together at the start of next year since we can't fly but i'm really excited, none the less <3 i've never been to japan! i hoped to make a joint trip w south korea but covid </3 OOOOOO omg!!!!!!!!! wonwoo :o that's so cool! and you play video games :o which ones omg??? OMG AND A FELLOW INFJ HELLO jsdkjdfsn mbti isn't entirely accurate but it's fun to do ^^ okay i think i identify with seungkwan the most tbh </3 we're both really dramatic and emotional sldkkdsfn even though i'm definitely not extroverted at all, i relate to him sm nshfkjsfd

it's so weird omg!! this year has flown by tbh </3 and yes !! just not in the religious way aksdjj normally we have family over all week and celebrate w a christmas lunch! and my cousins and i do a secret santa thing too <3 what about you? i hope you're staying well and warm!! it's very hot where i live rn since it's summer so i'm trying to stay cool but i hope you're well!

#ask ria! #secret carat 🎁 #dw about the number of asks <333

[iamverysmall-andihavenomoney]

hello lovely🥺💓 please don’t worry about it, it hasn’t been that long! and even if it was, it wouldn’t be a problem💖

omg okay I read it and I’m just??? so in love omg all my fave babies were there and it was so fluffy and sweet and really really made my day 100x better I swear,,, like genuinely, something happened earlier that brought down my mood for the rest of the day, and all I really wanted was a hug and to be told that it’s okay but we’re in the middle of a pandemic, so coming home to see your sweet message and the cutest flipping post really made me happy and safe and loved💓💓 that was lowkey an accidental ramble I’m sorry🥺 but! all this goes to let you know that your work is vvv much appreciated and is 110% making other people’s days better💖💖

also yes they’d be the softest like,, lowkey brainrot time but imagine going out to eat w the team after winning an important match (nationals, regular season, or after timeskip, going out to eat w the newly appointed olympics japan team!!) and it’s like this super cozy hole in the wall type shop whose tables/booths weren’t designed to fit a whole team of men’s volleyball players (they aren’t exactly twigs you know) so y’all are a little squished and the boys notice that and move you to sit in their lap to “give you more room, sweetheart” and! it may or may not be due to ulterior motives (I imagine that either they’re jealous that one of their team members is squished in next to you too, they weren’t jealous but they noticed that you were uncomfortable not having that much room around you, or they just wanted to cuddle with you and couldn’t wait to get back home lol) and I just!!! quality time and physical touch?? really are a couple of my love languages hehe but it actually makes me so soft omg it’s the cutest thing (but tbh lap sitting in general makes me !!! bc idk I just feel like it’s so intimate?? and cute and honestly, just fits my love languages) (okay but wait, lap sitting while they’re gaming also makes my heart go !!) but yes hi sorry for the vvv long ramble please feel free to ignore it LOL

you’re such an sweetheart, I swear 🥺💓 it’s so nice having someone tell me that haha but I honestly have no one to blame but myself for my workload (it’s all things I enjoy, only working with a team can be kind of difficult,, a lot of the times)

and nonono you are def the angel!! you bless the world with your beautiful writing and amazing characterizations and your own fantastic self💖💖 thank you for the reminders lovely, and the same goes to you🥰 please make sure you eat a happy food, drink enough water, and get a sufficient amount of sleep (if not more😌)

take care of yourself angel, and stay safe! I hope you had a lovely day and will have an even lovelier day tomorrow💓💓and I love receiving your messages no matter what length, so don’t apologize babe💖 (I just realized that this message is,,, really long, so I’m sorry about that lovely🥺)

–☁️

Hi there, sweetheart! 🤍 You’re so sweet! 🥺 Thank you for excusing my horrible response time! 😅🙈

You had a bad day 🥺👀 I’m sorry, baby! If you need to talk about it, I’m right here! But I’m so glad that it made you feel safe and happy! That’s what I’m here for, sweets! And it’s okay, ramble all you want! I’m happy to listen, anytime! 💕 Really though, I’m glad it made your day better. Never be afraid to let me know if you’re having/had a rough day. I have a few comfort drafts that I have yet to publish that I wouldn’t mind publishing, if you needed them! 🤍

Oh my — YES. No lie brainrot time, doubled. Riding on the bus with the team (because the team has just accepted you as a major part of -player’s- success) and they pull you into their lap and take over a row of seats with you. Or, them showing you off to the team/introducing you to the team for the first time, and they end up getting jealous, because someone started flirting with their S/O (most likely just to annoy them). Or, the boys notice your stressed because of work/school, and come up behind you, while you’re sitting, massaging your shoulders, before eventually just taking you to get your comfort food, then taking you to eat it in bed/couch, and just doting on you for every little thing. Or with an S/O who’s been touch starved, who they’re helping slowly get used to it and it ends up being their love language. Sorry, I started rambling too. You gave me so many ideas for comfort drabbles, no lie 🥰 Don’t ever apologize for rambling, though. We love all rambling/brainrot here.

Thank you sweets, but I’m just telling you the truth. A lot of people will say otherwise, but at the end of the day, you should treat your mental health the same way you treat your physical health (or at least the way you should 😤): with the utmost importance and care. I’m glad you enjoy doing it all, but still don’t get stressed out, alright?

🙈 Thats so sweet of you to say. But it’s the least I can do 😊 We’re just gonna have to agree to disagree, because you’re easily the angel 😤 And but of course. I’ll attempt, promise. But really, don’t forget to get some water, something to eat, and a reasonable amount of sleep. Or more, cause sleep is great. 😅 Remember though, myself, and the Haikyū!! boys are all proud of you for simply getting up and smiling today, along with everything else you’ve accomplished.

You take care yourself, alright, sweetheart! I don’t wanna stop hearing from you, so stay safe and healthy! I love reading your messages as well! Don’t ever worry about length, it wasn’t too long, at all! 💕

#saffron answers #🤍.suna #🤍.anons #☁️.anon