#Mav thinking Ice is trying to sabotage with lack of sleep

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Trinket! Tiny music box, (I don't recognise the melody it's familiar, it has been years since I've seen the music box last)

(Here's a shell for size)

CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE JUST UNLOCKED: MUSICAL SCENARIO - playing simulation now……

*The Flyboys minus Mav and Goose are at the O Club and have maybe had toooo much to drink 🫠*

Ice: He’s just not getting it, Sli. I’ve tried everything - showed concern for his safety, displayed aerial prowess on par with his, and presented my physical fitness- all characteristics of a great-no-amazing husband! What am I doing wrong?!

Slider: *real tired of his pilot’s bullshit but also determined to be the best wingman* I don’t know what to tell ya, Tom. Maybe you just have to let him g - wait, did you say husband?

Ice: Yes.

Slider: …..you meant boyfriend, right?

Ice: We’re not teenagers, Ron. Boyfriends is such a jovial term. We’d be husbands…*small gasp* - no, we’d be wingmen.

Slider: *turns to look at the other flyboys for help but they’re all munching on popcorn, watching the shit show unfold. Turns back, takes a deep breath, and whispers - I better be your best man at your fucking wedding* Well at this rate, you’re gonna be calling each other nothing *ice glares at him* so we’re gonna need a change in strategy. This is Maverick we’re talking about after all.

Ice: *turns to look at the peanut gallery* Any suggestions because you lot are not allowed to freeload when there’s a mission to complete.

Slider: *mutters* a dumb fucking mission. *then pauses and his eyes widen* oh my god that’s it.

Everyone: What’s it?

Slider: You’re trying to woo, Mav……so maybe it’s time to stop thinking like a Kazansky and start thinking like a Mitchell.

Ice: ….you can’t be serious.

Slider: *shrugs* I mean what do you have to lose…other than Mav’s sweet ass. *walks over to Ice and grabs hold of Ice’s shoulders so he can look him in the eyes* Come on Ice - Don’t think, Just do.

Ice: ……………….

#Ice thought like Mav and disabled all of his neurons #Absolutely brain dead and ready to smash #Don’t let the Flyboys get drunk without adult supervision #Man’s took the Charlie serenade approach and that move was not very effective #Mav thinking Ice is trying to sabotage with lack of sleep #Guess who got her iPad #it’s over for you bitches #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #storeboughtheadcanons #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun shitpost #ron slider kerner #Class of 86 ensemble #asks from the clearance section #once again another useless contribution to the fandom