#OKOOKOK one more thing

[tunglrsillyman]

becomes the joker but only because i’ve become somewhat self aware but not entirely enough to Act Normal or better deal with my problems in the first place so I Lash Out Instead

#neb vents #neb talks #👆 im ok btw. its like. im becoming aware or reminded mental problems that i have in every few months #like the problem evolves from 'ok i have this one problem but i dont think it would impact my life that much' to 'ok this is deeply #intertwined with who i am and my upbringing and i wished i couldve dealt with that problem differently but it sucks that i've struggled #with it more than anyone else and because of the reaction i had as a kid domino effect to me becoming Not good in that area where #everyone seem to be a natural at' #like damn what therapy should i take to deal with THIS. cbt? dbt? mindfulness? this is problem that will take YEARS to ''recover'' and #the process will be....Not A Painless experience thats for sure #anyways ramble over ok byeeeee #OKOOKOK one more thing #its funny too that like........aside from art #here is where i feel more raw or authentic #with the text posts that i shout to the void or w/ certain friends i feel more myself than the person i put up #where instead i try to act like A Human and worry abt unsaid rules and trying to find words that i end up blanking my mind trying to create #im just shitposting here bro #shit thinking if you will..... #***trying to create a new cohesive thought #once day i will be normal again i high key want to rip out w/e filted version i put out for myself and naw on it until its just me #i want to be normal and not feel like an alien #ive said this before too but i just want a genuine connection with other people and not feel like #incredibly disconnected because i dont know what to say or act Human

[magic-human-bean]

OKOOKOK SO saw the thing about earth bread being an island in the middle of the ocean SO you know what I’m just thinking about a human who got stranded there one day finding a way to get back home and having a few cookies they’ve befriended consistently pestering them to take them to the human land because 1) they’re SUPER curious about what it’s like and 2) they think that knowing how the human world works is a good way to understand the witches because witches are essentially humans with magic [but tbh with those old witch hunts and the complete absence of magic ANYWHERE, those cookies won’t find anything witch related at all]

Anyways knowing almost everything can crush these little guys (and that they’d certainly be horrified at the discovery of sold baked goods), the human would obviously deny them such an adventure, but I get the feeling if these cookies are super determined they’ll sneak onto the human’s method of escape anyways and only make their presence known once the human makes it back to land, which leads me to this question AND the purpose of this ask:

How would a cookie react to the scale of a human city? Or basically anything in a human city idk your choice (and you can decide on who specifically is reacting in this scenario if you want, could even do multiple cookies!)

*Cue a live-action movie like Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Smurfs, where whacky tiny creatures are dragged into the modern city world*

But seriously though, the Cookies would NOT be safe in a human city. Raccoons, pigeons, rats, they all wanna eat the Cookies.

Not to mention other humans would lose their mind and blah blah blah the usual "scientists will want to catch them and experiment on them to study them" trope when it comes to supernatural creatures in the real world.

So all the cookies (except a tiny few) will be very intimidated and will make sure to stay close to their human friend and follow their advices.

Under the cut I'll talk about the main 5 and some ancients maybe?

Gingerbrave would be a good boy though. He wouldn't stray too far away from his human friend, especially if their human friend clearly tells him that he MUST stay close for safety. He's brave but not 100% stupid, and listens to the people he trusts. He's really excited and mega curious! Curiosity WITHOUT ANY limit. But he would be cautious and manageable still. Please take him to see the view from a skyscraper, he'll love it so much, very enriching to him. But don't let him watch the news.

Strawberry Cookie would stick to their human friend like glue! She didn't even want to come!! She just came along because she wanted to be sure her friends would be okay...

Wizard Cookie is really fascinated, but he also finds it weirdly sad and creepy that there isn't any magic in human cities... Like it all feels... dystopian to him... He's pretty perplexed, and a little uncomfortable. He wants to learn more about witches and the origin of magic, but of course everything is gone... He'll have to do researches on the witch hunts on google (with adult supervision).

It will take DAYS to explain to Custard Cookie III that royalty doesn't exist anymore. It will take WEEKS for him to wrap his head around it... This one you should keep your eyes on, he could get into trouble from his stubbornness.

Chilli Pepper Cookie kinda loves it! She's sneaky, quickly adapted to navigate the city without letting anyone sees her. She steals people's wallets when they sit down, even though she can't use this currency, but that's just how far her greed goes. Do NOT show her your jewelry box, do not even mention it. And don't take her to a jewelry shop.

Pure Vanilla Cookie, he came along hoping to act as some kind of ambassador for Earthbread, because he'd love to have humans and cookies live in peace, as friends! Maybe it's too early for official contact, but he wants to learn more about humans and human culture, hoping one day this knowledge could help him establish an alliance/friendship with humans. He will make sure to follow his human friend's advices and stay safe during his stay, and keep the other cookies safe too!!

Hollyberry Cookie came along to check out what kind of entertainment and fun humans can have! She'll want to try all the wines, listen to all the music genres... To her it's like an adventure/vacation, and she's not afraid of shit, therefore she will CONSIDER her human friend's advices, but she will mostly do whatever she wants.

I don't think Dark Cacao Cookie would come, sorry. It's just not in character for him to leave Earthbread when he has the responsibility of keeping the Licorice Sea in check. I don't think he cares for other lands, unlike Earthbread.

If Dark Enchantress Cookie comes to human land, it would be to burn it to the ground :)

(Send me other asks if you want me to talk about other cookies in this situation (but do mention the context please))

#cookie run g/t #crk #gingerbrave #strawberry cookie #wizard cookie #custard cookie iii #chilly pepper cookie #pure vanilla cookie #hollyberry cookie #dark cacao cookie #dark enchantress cookie

[obsidiancreates]

OKOOKOK

What’s the sibling dynamic with Illinois, Date and Heist?

Like- are they triplets? Or is it younger, middle and oldest?

Who’s the most protective too??

WHO NEEDS BROTHERLY ADVICE???

Hmmm...

So the ages gets a little Fucky because, well, time is fucky. I think Date is the youngest, most like... bright-eyed and optimistic. ... It might be funny to make Illinois the middle child, and like, that's why he acts to suave and cool, trying to overcome the Middle Child Curse? And Heist is the oldest but like... The Disaster Oldest. The "Do you want to end up like your older brother?!" oldest.

They didn't grow up together so they're finding that footing pretty late in life, but the dynamics settle. Heist and Illinois get along decently, sometimes, but Jealousies can fester between them and there's a lot of friendly-and-not-so-friendly competitions. Illinois thinks he's better at adventuring, Heist thinks he is, Illinois thinks he is, things like that.

Date thinks they both weird because even though they're both obviously attracted to Y/N and feel some affection for Y/N, they don't... worship Y/N??? Even though they're perfect?!?! Date's a little intense sometimes about it. When either of them imply they'd leave Y/N for dead or jail Date gets very upset. He's not super close with them, honestly he likes Yancy the most out of everyone.

(TBH Date's kinda what I imagine Actor was more like before ALl The Shit: very emotional, passionate, a little egotistical but not in a way that ruins his good qualities. Sometimes Dark finds it tough to be around him for this reason.)

Most protective... mmm probs Date. He's not super fond of his older brothers but they're HIS older brothers dammit, he's the only one allowed to insult and/or get into fights with them! He'll press X on you if you try to harm them (remember blowing up The Chef in that one Date route that leads to Wilford? By pressing X? I guess Date has that superpower too).

Brotherly advice... maybe Heist. But he hates admitting it. Dark tries to tell him it's okay but Illinois makes it a Whole Thing.

"Oh? What was that?"

"You heard me the first fucking time."

"Mmm no, ask again?"

"... Can I get some advice on if this artifact is worth stealing or not-"

"You were wise to come to the expert-" "Oh, fuck's sake-"

A lot of bickering. But in the end they all want each other like, safe, and they're all trying to deal with the same revelations that they A) Are somewhat supernatural by blood, and B) have a demon as a father, and they try to support each other despite clashing personalities.

They didn't grow up as brothers. They're trying to figure out how to be family for each other now.

#markiplier #markiplier egos #my au #my aus #Descendants of the Trio AU #Bastard Children AU

[djarinsbeskar]

I was gonna write this under your reply here but it was getting longer and longer because I keep rambling and so I wanted to come to your inbox instead and I -

Look look LOOK I’m gonna keep this shorter than I could go for but I feel like there are some things to unpack there so I’m gonna list them down

You’re SO adorable and precious

BOXER!DIN TRAVELS FOR WORK?!?!!??

👀

The way I used unrespectful instead of disrespectful when I was in a rush and how much it is bugging me at moment literally no one cares May, shut up

Not related to this at all but might as well say it while I’m here — I’ve been wanting to draw boxer!Din for quite some time now and I’m gonna but first I gotta find out a way around the fact that I’m incapable of drawing anything but cute like super talented people are drawing spicy (👀) drawings of him that I enjoy so much and meanwhile my mind is only coming up with thoughts like… WHAT IF boxer!Din was cuddling to his mudhorn blanket while sleeping… or what if he was sitting in a field full of flowers… wAiT WHAT IF HE HAD THE SOFTEST CARDIGAN EVER OH MY GOD… or other soft things along those lines 😔✌🏻

ILYSM

Please May-- you come in here and steal MY heart right out from under MY nose smh.

Allow me to address each of these points in turn because my gosh, how this ask has completely sent me into the stratosphere never to return

You should look in a mirror because I take tips on being adorable from YOU and you're sunshine presence

He does!! He travels for different boxing tournaments if he's invited or if he qualifies. It can take him away for a few days to a week or two depending on if there's any training days beforehand or qualifiers. So 👀👀 you could definitely see him. Perhaps not in the underground rings, but definitely in a legit one!

The way I wasn't sure which one of those words was correct because I am actually a gremlin who doesn't know how to spell so you are FINE-- with using whichever. Okookok but May 🥺 I care 🥺🥺

LISTEN TO ME--- soft boxer!Din is a Thing I promise you!! I adooooore your art. The loveliness and the gentle warmth, it fills me up and makes me so happy. So if you wanna draw Boxer!Din in a cardigan? A fuzzy hoodie? With a flower crown his masseuse made for him? Cuddling a blanket because you KNOW he always needs to be holding something-- you go right on ahead! Soft or spicy, I treasure any and all art of that man. And more than that, I treasure YOU for even wanting to draw him. You have such a wonderful, special heart and I hope you realise that!

I LOVE YOU MOAR

ok that's all i think 😌💛

#kind words from lovely people #keepsake #i love this ok