#Oh and my brother is literally a neo nazi and my sister thinks that jesus was born from a dinosaur egg

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

It sometimes hits me out of the blue how absolutely batshit INSANE my life is.

#LITERALLY LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE #with severe consequences if ANYONE found out INCLUDING MY PARENTS #Most of my anecdotes sound like a sitcom #Or like. Genuinely concerning. #I'm living undercover like. All the time. #can't walk into the town centre without a suitable disguise I'M NOT EVEN JOKING #Meanwhile I've got about twelve medical/mental conditions fucking up my life #Severe PTSD #A girlfriend who is ALSO living undercover (kind of) #And a leg that randomly clicks out of place #And I'm just sitting here amongst the flames “yeah this is fine” #Oh and my brother is literally a neo nazi and my sister thinks that jesus was born from a dinosaur egg #What the fuck is my life #wtf am i supposed to do #wtf #wtf is going on