#Paul bullion shitposting

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I need to sit in his lap.

Don’t worry, I have a reason!

I’m a ho.

#I didn’t say it was a good reason #I’m just a lil ho #paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting

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Woke up to find Paul posted 3 new pics. Today is gonna be a good day.

I wanna steal that hoodie ._.

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #ginger men #smol raccoon plans to steal ginger giant’s hoodie #I deserve nice Paul’s hoodies 😩 #I earned it! #I haven’t bitten ANYONE recently! #if I can’t have his hoodie can I at least ride his thigh? #his thighs are calling my pussy by her full legal name #can I bite the thighs?

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I think I just swallowed my tongue. Man is a MENACE.

Thank you, Paul for blessing us with your glorious tits! Any day I get to see them is a good day in my book 🥰

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #ginger menace #ginger men

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I’m not gonna lie. I saw this going in a different direction.

#paul bullion #paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion thirst #Paul bullion is a menace #pass it on

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Dear Paul,

WE GET IT! YOU’RE HERE! Now please have mercy, another cyst just ruptured yesterday 😭

I’m just a smol raccoon, please stop attempting to murder me with thirst 🥺

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion instagram #ginger men #ginger giant #Paul bullion is a menace #pass it on

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Screen shot from Paul Bullion’s first Instagram live. He responded to two of my comments.

Maybe next time he’ll accept my marriage proposal 🤣

Crazy man was working out before 6:30am too. Like… sir… I assure you, there are other ways to make sure your day doesn’t get any worse other than starting it out with hard physical labor.

#paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion instagram #Paul bullion is a menace #pass it on

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SIR! I…. 🥵 gimme a second!

Ahem… ok… time to be professional!

Breaking News! Gorgeous Ginger Gent allergic to buttoning shirt!

Harley sees chest fur. Harley wants to touch it

👁👄👁

Must motorboat Paul… Brotorboat?

I’m recovering from surgery. I can’t put these to full use! 🤣

My birthday is tomorrow, Mr. Bullion! Hook a girl up!!!

#paul bullion instagram #Paul bullion #Paul Bullion shitposting #Paul bullion thirst

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Breaking news! Handsome Ginger Man Ruins Smol Raccoon’s Plans Of Productivity With Selfie.

Well, I WAS going to clean the house. Now I’m gonna stare at this for an hour. Or all day. Probably all day.

Shall we break it down?

Glorious Ginger Curls

Dorito Bod

Chest Hair

Belly Hair

Abs

Lats

Deltoids

Pecs

Traps

Take me, I’m yours.

#Paul Bullion #Paul Bullion shitposting #shitposting #thirst #ginger men #this man is a menace #a menace I tell you #I was going to do things #now the only thing I want to do is him #god I hope he never discovers tumblr #I’d have so much explaining to do and no valid explanation #I’m just a ho your honor #a thirsty little raccoon ho #a hocoon if you will

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Well, good morning to you too, sir. I’m just gonna….

#Paul bullion #Paul bullion thirst #Paul bullion shitposting

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Goddamnit Paul! I’m a hormonal lil raccoon and YOU’RE NOT HELPING! 😭

His hands are fekkin HUGE. The baby almost fits in the palm of his hand!

Ginger giant holds tiny baby. Smol raccoons ovaries explode. More at six.

#paul bullion instagram #Paul bullion #Paul bullion shitposting #Paul bullion thirst

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And he didn’t invite me. Paul, I already told you, I love food! I also like spooky shit. And whiskey. If you just give me a chance, I PROMISE not to pass out in one of your closets!

#paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion instagram #it was one time ok? #with whiskey anyway #I also ended up passed out in a closet after moonshine #I’ve gotten better I swear #I was young and dumb #now I’m older and make slightly better decisions!

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That looks like a ton of fun.

Paul, I don’t know if you know this but… I too enjoy mystical shit and feasts.

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion instagram #hey Paul #when is OUR wedding? #Paul bullion is a menace #pass it on

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I recently had an ovarian cyst rupture. It has happened before, I know what it is, and I am fine. It just causes a lot of pain. I also gained 3lbs of water weight and my belly was so bloated it hurt. This was the first one I’ve had rupture for almost a year. Coincidentally it was also just a few hours after Paul posted this:

Not saying the two are related BUUUUUUT… there is a good chance Paul Bullion literally causes my ovary to explode.

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion instagram

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So Paul Bullion is like 95kg. Roughly 210lbs. I… fuck that size kink is really getting to me.

Seriously! Basil is freaking six feet tall. More than big enough to activate the size kink EASILY (I’m a smol person, it’s not hard) AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

What the shit? Why are you THAT tall?! All I know is, I WANNA CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE.

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #Basil eidenbenz

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Yes, Daddy

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #i’m high as shit

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His smile is so damn CUTE!

Also… sir? Why are your arms so veiny? It’s… it’s doing it for me, NGL.

Forget professionalism, this is a straight thirst blog at this point. I wanna climb this man like a tree.

Would be be a redwood? Ginger, super tall? Idk, he blood is no longer in my upstairs brain. My pussy is in full control of this ship. Thirst, I am your mistress!

#paul bullion thirst #paul bullion shitposting #paul bullion instagram #Paul Bullion is a menace #pass it on #I’m high as shit