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Philza Stream highlights

Stremed on: november 14, 2022

BOTW mastermode stream! Part 1, of a series that will continue until phil finishes the game or isn’t having fun with it anymore.

Actual bulleted list of fun moments is below the read more!

(also warning for botw spoilers, obviously)

first dono of the stream: apparently the last time there were no people in space was halloween in 2000

phil got the controller to work, and the heart beat sensor working

kangaroos cant fart

donos are feeling Educational today

"should be fun, should be hell!" phil isn't sure which one it's gonna be, but we gonna be vibing

this man has played through the game like. twice. and is now gonna go do master mode.

this might end up another endless series until he completes it

this is your reminder that new philza merch dropped on ph1lzamerch.com!! its gonna be gone december 1st, so get it while you can!

the game double checks you actually, really, are you absolutely sure, want to play mastermode

this is your reminder that phil does have the dlc group selfie in a massive framed print in the bg of his room

"link isn't british, i dont think"

"link, pick this iphone 17, its the size of a tablet, idk why they kept making it bigger"

phil knows how to whistle run, thank god

also side note: botw is still the prettiest freaking game oml

back on track: imagine link just mooning all of hyrule in the opening sequence, just turning around and pulling his pants down

phil is very good at imitating the old man. surely not an indication of anything

phil died to the first enemy he came across :thumbsup:

got halfway to killing him the second time, threw him over a staircase, and decided to just continue onwards- nvm i lied he walked back

dono: watch out for the open spaces on the great plateau

phil, 5 seconds later, spotting the white lynel in the next field over:

i'd suggest a death counter but it'd be too bothersome. every single mob phil comes across kills him at least once

look on the bright side! your whistlerun might alert every single enemy in the area, but at least you can farm arrows while doing so!

bows are OP in this wut

"so... the play is headshots"

"the beast. her name's pauline"

phil putting his button mashing skills to good use (more than two lines of dialogue)

to a dono who mistook an uruhara cosplayer for a philza: "theres a clear difference! im a yassified uruhara!"

phil would like to throw up at the nintendo switch shirt

"ancient and decrepit" sabe the chatter: "just like you!"

old man on old man violence! phil wants to murder the old man

skeleton boy is politely waiting for phil to activate the shrine <3

he scammed the last surviving bokoblin living in one of those skulls. killed all of his friends and robbed his house

he also keeps dying to a bokoblin camp but he Needs to know what's in the chest

prehistoric people be like: "oh there's people down there and they have food i want."

the botw experience: whistlerunning through the entire snowwy area so he can get to the shrine (and pick up a dlc crate on the way)

stardew valley is like crack cocaine to phil and kristen. they'd play it from morning till well into the afternoon on any day he wasn't streaming, and spend the rest of their time thinking about doing things in stardew

kristin brought him marshmellows and he caught one with his mouth

also he forgor how many ice blocks he can make and drowned himself bc of it

phil has also lost track of what he's supposed to do

and forgor he can fasttravel

then fasttravelled and remembered the shrine is high up a ledge and a lynel is between him and there

hype music time for the lynel fight (aka phil dies over and over again until he's out of weapons)

phil has given up on the lynel bc his weapons wont last long enough

we're going for the final shrine so we can get the glider and just Dip

climbing the cliffside: nearly as difficult as the lynel /hj

turns out there is, in fact, an easier spot to climb up

phil is 100% going to the lovejoy newcastle gig if wilbur lets him in

imagine if the big rock balls were bouncy

finished the plateau shrines!

gotta go back to the church first to get the glider L

chat is taunting about a shiny boy he’s gonna run into eventually

“the blue trails are ghost farts”

“he didn’t need to do this” about the old man pretending to be an old man and then having a magical girl transformation into the king

Urbosa best girl, real and true

paraglider time!! off the great plateau <3

“oh nooo the rock dudes- oh wait i have a hammer”

pov you catch a shrine solely bc you were bombing the bokoblins you were running away from

philza chatters, united in the ingrained need to name things “dave”

second tower complete! “~here comes the radiation! he doesn’t know his skeleton shows for a second or two! dududu slightly more poisoned~”

beedle!!! phil is dripping for him (with sweat!!!)

if the shirt sells for less than 100, he’s keeping it for stupid pictures

it sells for FIFTEEN?

duolingo haunts phil even on stream

[excited gasp] “oh chat, there’s a big woman around here isn’t there”

dono: big woman is rapidly approaching your location. do not run.

got the maracas, it was a pain, phil is probably not gonna do the dlc stuff in mastermode

impa!! the old woman we dont really care about

pov you attempt to murder the old woman with a sledgehammer bc you were smashing through the dialogue

phil will not wear clothes unless its too cold to go without

BIG LADY TIME aka fairy fountain

do we have fairy fountain mumza with link!phil art yet

pov phil went to the bathroom and now his heartrate is over 150 (because the dude got tickled. i think.)

JUST JUMPING JACKS lmaoooo

ph1lChef new emote!!

RED MOON WHILE PHIL IS DOING THAT BLUE FLAME QUEST NICE TIMING

honestly most of this stream is just zelda and vibes

also tubbo is here to vibe for a bit in chat

lynel round two! the lynel is regenning his health faster than phil can hurt him!

we move on again (phil saved beforehand and reloaded to not waste all the weapons lmao)

“pot lid you’re gonna get me through this. rest in peace pot lid.”

pov potfriend is, in fact, a pot

hinox murder time! it’s most phil doing the murder, this time

phil is so good at the game -> gets slammed in the chest and off of a cliff by a goat

collective simping moment for sidon, who did the thing! “positively kicking my feet”

boy needs a lot of strength in his thighs to make those jumps

4k, bonk.

phil is on a flying platform with one of the lizard guys and he’s just. straight up not seeing phil

phil wanting to know what’s in the chest vs the electric beams oneshotting him

moooooom, phil is bullying the wizard boy by repeatedly bashing him with a floating box again

the moment sidon appears on screen you can literally time stream delay by waiting for the flushed emotes to come in

anyway we’ve reached the water city!! i’ve forgotten the name

one last shrine in the city and then it’s end of stream time

phil is Hungry and wants noodles. which, mood.

he is also thinking Way too hard again, went through a (w)hole lot of trouble for the Wrong ball

big elephant!!!! a friend (phil will die next stream)

phil likes the music, characters, and the fact the power you get from this one is essentially a totem :D

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