#Phil plays BOTW

[royalarchivist]

Phil: *gasps* Our boy! Our boy! It’s Beedle! We missed you. I’m drippin - I am dripping with excitement for Beedle.

#Philza #MCYT #Phil plays BOTW #Phil plays BOTW Mastermode #Can't stand this man /j #Phil #Sighed deeply when he said this then hit the clip button #Oh shut up is this really my 69th post??? SIGHS DEEPLY..... #unfortunate coincidence

[chayannecraft]

hey the last drawing will probably be uploaded tomorrow!! i know you'll understand but i've been very busy today :)

anyway i'm curious about if the other eggs have any sort of role in your au??

OH and if you want to talk abt what chayanne and phil's relationship is like, i've been very curious about that lol bc it seems like phil's both very protective of him and doesn't care about him that much. not saying you haven't thought it out i'm just eager to look more into his character!

Hello!! Yeah no I understand I’ve been super busy too. Finals season and everythang. It’s a curse. Oh my god. (Which is why im so late answering this ask hello omg!!!) But anyways yes hello oh my god questions!!!! 💖💖💖!!!!! YES!!! I WILL ANSWER

The other eggs have very loose roles but they do exist!! They sort of take up the space of the descendants-of-the-champions roles that Sidon and the others fill (although I’m not sure who is who at the moment, would have to think about that a little more!!) (I have no idea what role Tallulah plays, but I think she might be traveling around with Wilbur, more info on that later) but sometimes they’re also just like, normal random kids. They are all friends I promise. I don’t have a lot on them though so this is not that coherent.

CHAYANNE AND PHIL. WOUGH BOY. THIS IS A LONG ONE

You were right in that Phil is very protective of Chayanne!! I think a part of him knew Chayanne was The Chosen Hero, but when faced with the decision to send him off to what very well could have been his sons death, if not horrific trauma he was like um. No lol. Not doing that.

A consequence of the storyline in general is Phil isn’t very mentioned a lot, so it gives off the idea that he’s uncaring towards Chayanne, but I promise you that’s not the case!! (Not to make fun of you or call you out of course). Phil is actually very loving towards his son, and was devastated when he ran away with the Master Sword.

Then (for reasons I haven’t thought up yet) he’s pretty distracted but desperately trying to get his kid back. Until the calamity happens and they fail. Then he’s under the impression his son is just dead and he’s in mourning for the next 100 years (Why is he still alive in 100 years, you ask! Well! I took everything from these kids and I think taking their parents is a little bit too cruel so everybody is blessed by some sort of god that expands their lifespan a couple hundred ok :D!!!)

And then a little bit after botw someone goes to Philza and is like hey. The hero is back. He’s hanging out with Princess Pomme. He looks a lot like the missing hero from 100 years ago. Your son. Might be your son Phil. And Phil basically takes 3 seconds to process this before clawing himself up from his depression and being like OK. WE’RE GONNA GO GET HIM!!! AND IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME IM MAULING THEM. Of course he gets to hyrule RIGHT as totk plot starts and Chayanne goes missing so kind of an L BUT THEY DO REUNITE!!!

They get their moments. They also get a really tearful reunion where Chayanne is like dad im so sorry for running off oh my god :( I forgot you for a hundred years you must be so upset with me. And Philza is hugging him like oh my god my kid is ok. Oh my god. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE FUCK. And then just caries him around. And probably has some sort of beef with Missa because that’s Chayanne’s Hyrule-Dad. Meanwhile Pomme stands in the back ready to kill him if he makes one wrong move.

There’s a side story kind of sequel relating to that where Pomme and Chayanne have to grapple with the fact that Chay is also a prince and his dad misses him dearly and wants him to come home but they don’t want to be separated ever for the rest of their lives. Maybe even some parent bonding. Like a little family-person drama to contrast the cursed-destiny-supernatural-calamity drama and probably some Death Family Bonding.

#qsmp botw au #asks #thank you so much medli whenever you send me asks I’m like !!!! ASK FOR ME?? PEOPLE LIKE?? WANT ME TO TALK!: #I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS ALWAYS #I love Philza in botw au his suffering is never ending #straight up thought his kid was dead. finds put he isnt. hauls ass over there. actually your son is missing again lol #reminds me that I have a bunch of mini qsmp botw aus that branch out. like a ton. some of them are cool (the parents fight to get their #kids back in totk bc they both go missing) and others are #just batshit insane #COUGH COUGH MY PURGATORY AU WHERE CHAY AND POMME JUST. #END UP THERE AND ARE LIKE OH THAT EYE GUY IS CALAMITY? #WE CAN KILL HIM. and then they do. purgatory over everybody go home #but honestly that one is just an excuse for me to do more mini codebreakers who are ride or die for each orher #*other #and just general purgatory and badassery

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[found-wings]

aaaaaa codebreakers have my heart- rewatching the vod where the french-speakers first joined and oh my god etoiles literally has my heart omg so I'm at 2:46:30 rn and I just hear etoiles going "hello philza :D !!" and trying to get his attention and asking if he likes to explore and phil saying he does but he'd have to bring his kids, one of which (chayanne) who's been trying to get their attention for like a couple mins now and etoiles sees the sign asking who he is and says he is a warrior and explorer and wants armor to be able to protect them and i just AAAAAAAAAAAA HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN JUST SUCH A KIND SOUL TOWARDS THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCHHHHHHHH IM ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE

on a less sweet but more funny note, he also talks to baghera about socializing and that he's gonna go explore and runs off (note : wearing just a diamond helmet) and baghera just tells phil that he's going to explore alone and that hes going to die and she'll watch while drinking a cocktail and then returned like 2 mins later in 3/4ths diamond with an iron chestplate from ramon LMAOOOO

and i am holding 2:51:03 very close to my heart as its the first time they ever did one of their dumb little sparring sessions from etoiles boosting him up the waterfall 😭😭 they then start running around shouting nonsense before they start beating the shit out of each other and etoiles profusely apologises for breaking the potato farm after shoving phil onto it and after like 5 mins of waiting for pomme he just goes "philza philza !!! do you want to see me mlg ??" and tosses himself off the wall (successfully mlgs tho W) omg the sillies I want to squeeze them like stress ball

also also extra minor thing but when etoiles got the paraglider he was like "oh its like zelda !!" and I just love whenever someone new joins the island bc there's always at least one person in each group whos played botw and every single time someones hyped abt the zelda mod 😭😭 anyway no clue why i choose here to rant abt it but i needed to get codebreaker thoughts out and here was the best place (￣▽￣*)ゞ - 💿

God I really need to rewatch the vod of them first arriving, I love them both so much RAAAH

Etoiles wanting to protect people from the literal start since he has been on the island has my heart, just wanting to protect everyone and help them as much as he can - he‘s so <333 RAH

Also I deffo need to rewatch the vod purely because of the first silly sparring session. Sometimes they both share a single braincell, especially when doing the random, silly fights and I‘m absolutely living for it WHEEZE

They are not each others impulse control, they nudge each other’s impulses on most of the time in the silliest ways sometimes and support the other through it 100%. It‘s either all or nothing AJAJJA

Also so true on the Zelda bit - there‘s always at least one person who‘s hyped about the mod

Hell I don‘t even play Zelda but I was hella hyped about the mod AJAKAJ

#holding the Codebreakers gently #💿 anon #winged.rambles

[gracefireheart]

A few drawings I did for a lil’ Philza BotW AU I made, which I did while he was streaming himself playing said game.

I didn’t draw Phil tho’. I drew his wife and some of his friends instead qvq

In this BotW AU, Phil is the Hylian Hero who just-- does whatever the fuck he wants to do. Saving the princess? Nah, he wants to go fuck up some Lynels instead.

I hadn’t really thought about who the princess (or Calamity Ganon) would be as I kinda was thinking Kristen would be a Great Fairy instead (which is what the first drawing is). ‘Cause I love them, they’re beautiful, she’s beautiful, enough said <3

I was playing around a bit with who would be what, and eventually landed on Techno being a Yiga Blademaster (which is what the second drawing is), who’s ofc set out to hunt and kill the Hylian Hero.

Tommy I immediately picked out to be a Rito (*cough* mostly due to Rivali and Tommy picking the chicken origin on the origins server *cough*), and Tubbo I thought would be neat to have as a Korok (mostly due to one of his notification sounds, which is the Korok noise). As for Ranboo, I eventually picked him out to be a Sheikah, with maybe him and Techno knowing eachother before the latter joined the Yiga clan for one reason or another. Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As for who else would be what in this AU; I thought that Wilbur and maybe Niki as well could be a Zora, Sneeg could either be a Hylian or a Goron (leaning more towards the latter), and... that’s as far as I’ve thought through with that AU. Not much, but still a lil’ something :]

The first one was drawn Febuary 18th 2022, the second one was drawn Febuary 24th 2022, and the last one was drawn April 22nd 2022.

#my art #trixtin fanart #technoblade fanart #tubbo fanart #ranboo fanart #tommyinnit fanart

[disfrutalakia]

phil kind of went crazy playing botw and totk, those vods are up but each of them are like 8 hours per vod ;)

Oh yeah I watched some of it! The botw ones at least but like, I need more people to play zelda all streamers should play zelda so more people can get into zelda and then zelda world domination (yeah it's a big series but STILL)

#asks

[philza-updates]

Phil is live playing BotW!

#ph1lza #philza #mcyt

[cloudster-clown]

OH MY GOD PHIL'S PLAYING BOTW AGAIN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

[greaterspawnislands]

OH I FEEL YOU ON FOREVER. I wanted to find a thing from his stream the other day and the vods were insane for fuuuuucking real. Man's a gamer

And O7 the Charlie vods are worth it he's slimecicle. He narrative. AND THE PHIL ONES HES BEEN STREAMING SO MUCH TOTK IVE ALMOST HAD TO TURN OFF NOTIFS ough gl my friend gl

his streams are SO LONG i rely on clips when they pop up on the dash to get his pov at this point. im so glad missa was streaming their argument today so i can get that in full.

and yeah i'm about halfway through all the charlie vods in total they've just been on the backburner while i catch up with phil. and lolll the totk...im so glad i don't care about spoilers rip to the rest of yall tho. i simply do not have the money for a $70 game so i know i won't be playing it for a while yet. if i do get it eventually im sure ill still enjoy it tho bc knowing hte story hasn't diminished my love of botw either so far

#popcornsalty

[zathechaosgod]

Philza Stream highlights

Stremed on: november 14, 2022

BOTW mastermode stream! Part 1, of a series that will continue until phil finishes the game or isn’t having fun with it anymore.

Actual bulleted list of fun moments is below the read more!

(also warning for botw spoilers, obviously)

first dono of the stream: apparently the last time there were no people in space was halloween in 2000

phil got the controller to work, and the heart beat sensor working

kangaroos cant fart

donos are feeling Educational today

"should be fun, should be hell!" phil isn't sure which one it's gonna be, but we gonna be vibing

this man has played through the game like. twice. and is now gonna go do master mode.

this might end up another endless series until he completes it

this is your reminder that new philza merch dropped on ph1lzamerch.com!! its gonna be gone december 1st, so get it while you can!

the game double checks you actually, really, are you absolutely sure, want to play mastermode

this is your reminder that phil does have the dlc group selfie in a massive framed print in the bg of his room

"link isn't british, i dont think"

"link, pick this iphone 17, its the size of a tablet, idk why they kept making it bigger"

phil knows how to whistle run, thank god

also side note: botw is still the prettiest freaking game oml

back on track: imagine link just mooning all of hyrule in the opening sequence, just turning around and pulling his pants down

phil is very good at imitating the old man. surely not an indication of anything

phil died to the first enemy he came across :thumbsup:

got halfway to killing him the second time, threw him over a staircase, and decided to just continue onwards- nvm i lied he walked back

dono: watch out for the open spaces on the great plateau

phil, 5 seconds later, spotting the white lynel in the next field over:

i'd suggest a death counter but it'd be too bothersome. every single mob phil comes across kills him at least once

look on the bright side! your whistlerun might alert every single enemy in the area, but at least you can farm arrows while doing so!

bows are OP in this wut

"so... the play is headshots"

"the beast. her name's pauline"

phil putting his button mashing skills to good use (more than two lines of dialogue)

to a dono who mistook an uruhara cosplayer for a philza: "theres a clear difference! im a yassified uruhara!"

phil would like to throw up at the nintendo switch shirt

"ancient and decrepit" sabe the chatter: "just like you!"

old man on old man violence! phil wants to murder the old man

skeleton boy is politely waiting for phil to activate the shrine <3

he scammed the last surviving bokoblin living in one of those skulls. killed all of his friends and robbed his house

he also keeps dying to a bokoblin camp but he Needs to know what's in the chest

prehistoric people be like: "oh there's people down there and they have food i want."

the botw experience: whistlerunning through the entire snowwy area so he can get to the shrine (and pick up a dlc crate on the way)

stardew valley is like crack cocaine to phil and kristen. they'd play it from morning till well into the afternoon on any day he wasn't streaming, and spend the rest of their time thinking about doing things in stardew

kristin brought him marshmellows and he caught one with his mouth

also he forgor how many ice blocks he can make and drowned himself bc of it

phil has also lost track of what he's supposed to do

and forgor he can fasttravel

then fasttravelled and remembered the shrine is high up a ledge and a lynel is between him and there

hype music time for the lynel fight (aka phil dies over and over again until he's out of weapons)

phil has given up on the lynel bc his weapons wont last long enough

we're going for the final shrine so we can get the glider and just Dip

climbing the cliffside: nearly as difficult as the lynel /hj

turns out there is, in fact, an easier spot to climb up

phil is 100% going to the lovejoy newcastle gig if wilbur lets him in

imagine if the big rock balls were bouncy

finished the plateau shrines!

 gotta go back to the church first to get the glider L

chat is taunting about a shiny boy he’s gonna run into eventually

“the blue trails are ghost farts”

“he didn’t need to do this” about the old man pretending to be an old man and then having a magical girl transformation into the king

Urbosa best girl, real and true

paraglider time!! off the great plateau <3

“oh nooo the rock dudes- oh wait i have a hammer”

pov you catch a shrine solely bc you were bombing the bokoblins you were running away from

philza chatters, united in the ingrained need to name things “dave”

second tower complete! “~here comes the radiation! he doesn’t know his skeleton shows for a second or two! dududu slightly more poisoned~”

beedle!!! phil is dripping for him (with sweat!!!)

if the shirt sells for less than 100, he’s keeping it for stupid pictures

it sells for FIFTEEN?

duolingo haunts phil even on stream

[excited gasp] “oh chat, there’s a big woman around here isn’t there”

dono: big woman is rapidly approaching your location. do not run.

got the maracas, it was a pain, phil is probably not gonna do the dlc stuff in mastermode

impa!! the old woman we dont really care about

pov you attempt to murder the old woman with a sledgehammer bc you were smashing through the dialogue

phil will not wear clothes unless its too cold to go without

BIG LADY TIME  aka fairy fountain

do we have fairy fountain mumza with link!phil art yet

pov phil went to the bathroom and now his heartrate is over 150 (because the dude got tickled. i think.)

JUST JUMPING JACKS lmaoooo

ph1lChef new emote!!

RED MOON WHILE PHIL IS DOING THAT BLUE FLAME QUEST NICE TIMING

honestly most of this stream is just zelda and vibes

also tubbo is here to vibe for a bit in chat

lynel round two! the lynel is regenning his health faster than phil can hurt him!

we move on again (phil saved beforehand and reloaded to not waste all the weapons lmao)

“pot lid you’re gonna get me through this. rest in peace pot lid.”

pov potfriend is, in fact, a pot

hinox murder time! it’s most phil doing the murder, this time

phil is so good at the game -> gets slammed in the chest and off of a cliff by a goat

collective simping moment for sidon, who did the thing! “positively kicking my feet”

boy needs a lot of strength in his thighs to make those jumps

4k, bonk.

phil is on a flying platform with one of the lizard guys and he’s just. straight up not seeing phil

phil wanting to know what’s in the chest vs the electric beams oneshotting him

moooooom, phil is bullying the wizard boy by repeatedly bashing him with a floating box again

the moment sidon appears on screen you can literally time stream delay by waiting for the flushed emotes to come in

anyway we’ve reached the water city!! i’ve forgotten the name

one last shrine in the city and then it’s end of stream time

phil is Hungry and wants noodles. which, mood.

he is also thinking Way too hard again, went through a (w)hole lot of trouble for the Wrong ball

big elephant!!!! a friend (phil will die next stream)

phil likes the music, characters, and the fact the power you get from this one is essentially a totem :D

#philza #foxtrot liveblogs

[royalarchivist]

When Phil is away, the crows (and Ian) will play.

#Phil #Philza #Chat #Phil plays BOTW Mastermode #Phil plays BOTW #BOTW #I've never heard them overlap like this I was LOSING it #(And yes I did spend an extra few minutes making that gif solely for this goofy 20 second clip) #11/16/22 #APPRECIATE ME

[lilyminer]

Alright now I’m done talking about specific bits here’s my whole recap

Things I wish to bring to your attention:

Hours watched is an angel number.

Sneeg has a very unexpected spot as a top streamer, I like him ranting about why to not trust police what can I say?

Mumza and Dadza are next to eachother <3.

And finally see that Zelda botw? That’s entirely Phil’s fault. I’ve never watch anyone else play that game.

#twitch recap #twitch #twitch streamers #mcyt #mcyt streamers #philza #dadza #wilbur soot #tubbo #sneeg

[totallynotpuri]

If I had a dollar for every time a streamer tried to fight a giant horse dude combo while super under leveled in a game with intricate shield and dodging mechanics as well as basically just throwing themselves at the dude to "learn their fighting style" THIS WEEK, I would have 2 dollars. It's super weird that it's two separate streamers fighting two separate horse man dudes in two separate games

#Philza #Markiplier #Mark's playing elden ring #ans Phil played BOTW and fought the Lynel.... this Wednesday? #puri rambles

[risingsunresistance]

if any of the variety streamer dudes start playing earthbound on the switch i need someone to tell me immediately btw

#just throwing it out there bc phil playing botw made me think about that jfhfjh #chat

[kinderes]

i don't want to be "productive" i want to replay botw >:/

#i have been v. good and productive lately #but also #i have desires!!!!! such as playing botw #but if i do that then i will no longer be productive #there are also other games that i haven't played yet #but i watched phil playing it and i was like hmmm. i Want

[doveyeellie]

me trying to find in what stream tommy is because he's always vc hopping should be a job

#hes was on tbbos and now hes on phils tap in hes playing botw #liveblogging #<-kindaaa