#Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм)

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Go ahead and send in anons for the M!A asks that I currently have running until 3/9!

Valentino Lactates Chocolate Milk + Oviposition

Mouse Boy Moxxie

Cow Boy Adam

Dragon Niffty

#MAGIC ANON ➽➽➽ #And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ) #You Know Before Too Long You’ll Be Dead And Gone So Tell Me Right Or Wrong? (мσχχιє) #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #He Ran Into My Knife He Ran Into My Knife Ten Times (иιfту)

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“It’s not cheating.” (@holyfurnace Lute, for Adam)

Send me, “It’s not cheating.” for a stater where our muses are in different relationships but still fooling around with each other.

[ Adam ]

"I know," Adam stated absentmindedly around his cigarette, breathing smoke easily from between his teeth. He hummed a little bit, shifting in bed and giving a little groan when his hips twitched. The way her strap left him feeling open, sensitive, and empty was something he struggled not to love, and he closed his eyes to try and relish in the feeling.

"You stayin', Danger Tits? Or you gonna go home?" Rolling over onto his back fully, he stretched his wings out to his sides before curling them against his sides. The left one managed to tug Lute in for another kiss, languid and unhurried, and he smirked at her, "I'm thinking about ordering some ribs or something. Maybe wings. Fuckin' starving."

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(Adam and Lute - Holyfurnace) #Your Lipstick Tastes Like Murder Our Hands Are Sewn Together We’ll Come To One Another (Adam ♡ Lute) #(NSFVoxtagram) #cw smoking #cw food

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INTERACT For A Small-Medium Lyric-Based Starter From Adam! I’ll put his playlist on shuffle and choose a random song to pick a lyric from.

#STARTER CALL ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #My Gif #My Gifs #My Edit #My Edits #This is from the trailer #Not a spoiler

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MULTIMUSE QUESTIONAIRE

Tagging: @infernalight, @infernal-feminae, @heartsofhell, @questionablemuses, @because-i-simp, @frostworkxfiction, @deepspacevivarium, @hotelbitches, @voxiiferous

RULES: Answer the questions with the Muses that would best fit the answers. Bonus if you give details why. If tagged, copy and paste into a new post – DO NOT REBLOG!

1) Rank your softest Muse and your toughest Muse. (Personality-wise)

My softest muse is definitely Vick. He's a 0 on the toughness scale, he's a big teddy bear and he will choose kindness over anything else at any point.

My toughest muse is probably Barbie. Girl is tough as nails and will not be stopped if she puts her mind to something. She doesn't take pain as a reason to stop and will go harder when it hurts.

2) Which Muse would blow through $1000 quickly?

Valentino, hands down. He spends $1,000 every day easily on things he doesn't even need. He loves to buy expensive things and will do so at all hours. He especially loves spending Vox's money. $1,000 is a drop in the bucket for him and he doesn't even notice spending it.

3) Do any of them have nicknames? Is there a meaning behind them?

Quite a few of them do!

Valentino answers to Bunny from his lovers, it's a subspace trigger word for him. I assigned him Bunny because he's Cute And Horny, aka a rabbit, and a bunny sub is fairly common.

4) Are any of them up-to-speed on the latest trends? Anyone more old school?

Velvette, Vox, and Valentino are obsessed with always being on top of the next new thing.

Alastor hates new things and will fight them as much as he can.

5) Who has the best relationship with their siblings?

Valentino had a fairly good relationship with his siblings when he was alive. He had seven of them, plus three live-in cousins that were like his siblings.

6) Karaoke night! Who is likely to grab the mic first and bust out a tune?

Beelzebub, Ozzie, Valentino, and Ostello! They all love to sing and party, and they're all pretty good at it. Ostello was a pop-jazz singer when he was alive and before he died in Hell, too!

7) Who is least likely to enter a beauty pageant/model?

Gretchen. She doesn't think that she's very pretty, and would just feel embarrassed even going to watch.

Travis. He is constantly told he's very ugly, and he doesn't have a very high opinion of his looks.

8) If your Muses visited a haunted house where actors scare you, who would panic and who would be unfazed? 

Chazz, Gretchen, Charlie, Anya, Magpie, Summer, Travis, and Vick would be the easiest to scare!

Valore, Dimas, Cash, Glitz, Stu, Paimon, Alastor, Darío, Niffty, and Vox would be the hardest to phase.

9) Are any of your Muses particular about taking certain modes of transportation?

Vox prefers to be driven around and doesn't like driving himself.

Valentino only likes to drive occasionally and prefers pretty sports cars when he does.

Anya and Darío are motorcycle people.

Emily enjoys bicycles!

10) Share a little-known fact about any Muse.

Adam is actually a very good father and he loves kids and babies. He is very tender with children even if he can be harder on them once they have grown into adults.

#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #I’ve Found A Rainbow A Rainbow Baby Trust Me I Know Life Is Scary (ємιℓу) #I’m Standing In The Face Of All That My Story Holds In Its Wake (ναℓσяє) #What We Loved Today We’ll Lose Tomorrow But I Won’t Need To Wait For My Share Of Sorrow Because I Always Kill The Things I Love (∂ιмαѕ) #Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє) #I’m Gonna Take Their Hearts For Ransom ‘Cause Everybody’s Always Askin’ When You Gonna Show Us Magnum? (¢нαzz) #Money Can’t Buy Happiness But It Can Rent You Paradise (gℓιтz) #We Put Her Down In A Shallow Grave She Wears A Dress Like A Body Bag Everyday (gяєт¢нєи) #Everyone’s A Winner We’re Makin’ Our Fame Bona Fide Hustler Making My Name (ѕтυ) #Try Not To Move So Fast You Know Dessert Comes Last! (вєєℓzєвυв) #You Can Fool Yourself I Promise It Will Help Every Single Day I Just Wanna Hear You Say I’m So Lucky Lucky I’m So Lovely Lovely (¢нαяℓιє) #Define Your Meaning Of War To Me It’s What We Do When We’re Bored (ραιмσи) #If You End Up On My Table Then It Serves You Right (αℓαѕтσя) #Know I’m All Bite No Bark Like To Catch You Way Off Guard (αиуα) #Take Just One Last Dare Pretend That You Don’t Care (ℓєgισи∂αяισ) #Your Magic White Rabbit Your White Room Straight Jacket (мαgριє) #He Ran Into My Knife He Ran Into My Knife Ten Times (иιfту) #I Love You Oh So Madly But I Don’t Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You (σѕтєℓℓσ) #Come Come Kitty Kitty You’re So Silly Silly Don’t Go Kitty Kitty Play With Me (ѕυммєя) #Don’t Be Goofy Bring Some Passion To The Table (тяανιѕ) #And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ) #Hollywood Made A Killing Machine She’s Like A Teenage Slaughter Movie Scene A Serial Killer Celebrity (νєℓνєттє) #Red Eyes In The Digital Paradise (νι¢к) #Let’s Stop Saying “Don’t Quote Me” Because If No One Quotes You You Probably Haven’t Said A Thing Worth Saying (νσχ)

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📂 (Adam)

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

[ Adam ]

While Adam's favorite food is barbeque ribs, his second favorite food is (specifically) a footlong chili cheese dog with grilled onions. He will eat his weight in these easily. He likes cherry limeades but is also a fan of birch beer.

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #HEADCANONS ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #cw food

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☁️ (dangert1ts, for Adam please :3)

Our muses are having an argument and things are getting physical and heated. Send me ‘☁’ for my muse to kiss yours passionately and angrily, initiating sex.

[ @dangert1ts ]

[ Adam ]

"Yeah, well, yanno what I think? I think you just got your fuckin' panties in a bitch twist this morning. The fuck you think you're doing, undermining me like that? In front of the Hellspawn?!"

It wasn't often that Adam got violent with his Exorcists, but sometimes it did happen. His first instinct was to shove Lute away from himself, so he took her by her shoulders and threw her.

Seconds later, he thought better of it, shooting a stream of gold magic in her direction to have her magically yanked back to him.

Was this the time for this? Probably not. But did that stop him? No.

"You better keep your stupid-ass opinions to your goddamn self from now on." He snapped, suddenly in her face. Crashing their mouths together, he held her tightly, hands clutching the front of her uniform like he could never let go again.

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(Adam and Lute - Dangert1ts) #Your Lipstick Tastes Like Murder Our Hands Are Sewn Together We'll Come To One Another (Adam ♡ Lute) #(NSFVoxtagram) #cw violence

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[ @infernal-feminae LIKED For A Starter || Emily ]

[ Adam ]

"I hate the rain," Adam groused, tucking his cheek into his hand, "It falls and steals the day."

He'd been like that since he'd been human, too. When it would rain in the garden, it just took time away from his purpose, what he was meant to do. If given the time and ability, he could reach his full potential. God wouldn't have chosen him to lead his Exterminators if that wasn't the case.

But the fact of the matter was that rain was a total bummer, and now he was totally bummed.

"You'd think He'd just want eternal sunshine."

#Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(Adam and Emily - Infernal-Feminae) #The song was Fall Eternal by Black Veil Brides!

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INTERACT With This Post For A Starter From Adam!

#STARTER CALL ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #My Gif #My Gifs #My Edit #My Edits #This is from the trailer #Not a spoiler

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Adam's tag has been added to the Tags List! I still need to add him, Stu, and Gretch to the muse lists.

#Mr. Meek Speaks (OOC) #BLOG MAINTENANCE ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм)

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♥    Number of sexual partners (for Adam?)

Headcanons: Sex Life Edition masterpost

[ Adam ]

♥    Number of sexual partners

Adam has slept with quite a few people in his time!

Obviously, Lilith and Eve were among his firsts. He's had a few other women in the hundreds of years before he died, and then once he went to Heaven he fell in with angels.

He's slept with many of his exterminators, minus a couple (Vaggie included), and has absolutely been with Lute almost like they were in a relationship. He definitely had extracurriculars other than her, but he was mostly dedicated to her.

He has also slept with Lucifer, though he is a little shy about admitting to that. He has been exposed to Vox and Valentino, as well, though he has not had sex with Velvette, yet.

Altogether, the numbers are in the hundreds, though I'm not sure of an actual number. Something higher than 300 but less than 700.

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #HEADCANONS ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(NSFVoxtagram)

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*throws bovinium at adam*

Trials in Tainted Space Transformative Items Magic Anons

[ Adam ]

Weird. Why would someone put a gummy in a bottle? Was this the last of someone's gummy vitamins or some shit?

It didn't matter, he knocked it back anyway.

Chewing, his face screwed up at the flavor. He didn't expect it to be creamy, somehow, and the texture made him give a disgruntled moo.

A moo?

Ears flicked in frustration at his side, and he felt his tail shift and-- Grow shorter? Another moo of surprise left him as he lurched his wings up to look at it. He knew he was a demon now, but this was ridiculous.

Clicking his hooves on the floor as he looked toward the window hoping to see his reflection, he was suddenly distracted by the wet spots blossoming over his band t-shirt. Fuck.

"What the fuck kind of vitamin was that?"

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #MAGIC ANON ➽➽➽ #Cowboy Adam #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(NSFVoxtagram) #cw food

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Adam Headcanons Masterlist

Kink Test

#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽ #Masterlist #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм)

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Kink Test - Adam

#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(NSFVoxtagram)

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Type Bingo For Adam!

Angel Type Bingo Masterlist

#DASH GAMES ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм)

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I have finished updating the Angel Muse List! I added Adam, Emily, and St. Peter!

#BLOG MAINTENANCE ➽➽➽ #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #I’ve Found A Rainbow A Rainbow Baby Trust Me I Know Life Is Scary (ємιℓу) #Got Kaleidoscopes In My Hairdo Got Back The Stars In My Eyes Too (ρєтєя)

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👀 (dangert1ts for Adam please)

Send 👀 to walk in on my muse naked

[ @dangert1ts ]

[ Adam ]

Tugging his robe over his head, Adam tossed it over the overstuffed armchair to the right of the bathroom door. He yawned wide, stretching his wings out entirely at his sides and his arms up over his head. Twisting his spine, he let it pop a few times before his hand moved to scratch at the swell of his stomach. Shifting to the left, then the right, he continued to stretch before finally moving for his boxer briefs.

Peeling those off of his ass was a little more difficult than he'd like to admit. Were they getting too tight again? Damn. He'd have to cut back on all the fast food. Except that he knew he wouldn't.

With his ass, taint, and balls bared to the bedroom door behind him, he stooped down to grab his underwear off of his ankles and the floor when he heard the door open. Going still for a second, he blinked at the wall opposite him before craning his neck back to see who had just wandered into his room. Lute; Of course, it was.

"What the fuck, bitch?" He called, suddenly straightening out and turning around. Maybe going full-frontal nudity hadn't been the smartest thing, either.

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм) #(Adam and Lute - Dangert1ts) #Your Lipstick Tastes Like Murder Our Hands Are Sewn Together We’ll Come To One Another (Adam ♡ Lute) #Mr. Meek Speaks (OOC) #(NSFVoxtagram)