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e-m-p-error · 5 months

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#DASH GAMES ➽➽➽#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#I am so late but Barb and Ozzie are going up damng it

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demons-will-charm-you-archive · 1 year

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"I fuck everything up. Why do you still put up with me? Everyone else left...." (@twistedblitz)

[ Barbie ]

Her eyes softened and she sighed through her nose, shaking her heavy head. There were times when her horns felt like they were too big, and she saw how her father dealt with them as he aged. Was that her future?

"Yeah, you kinda do." She began, shrugging slightly, "But I still love you, Blitz. You're my brother. Sometimes I can't stand you, but... You're my other half, yanno?"

Swirling her flask in her hand, she checked the height of the bootleg whiskey she had in it. With a soft, sad smile, she held it out to him.

"Here. It's uh, kinda strong, but I didn't mix shit this morning when I made it up." She'd been too hungover to actually pour the bottle right. Usually, she used the funnel, but it was dirty and she didn't have the patience to wash it, "Makes things feel better for a while."

Patting the couch beside her, she suddenly thought better of it, tucking her flask back into its belt on her thigh. Getting up, she crossed the room to him and moved to pull him into a hug.

"I think we're just a family of fuck-ups. But I'm here for you, Brobro. We can be fuck-ups together."

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(Barbie and Blitz - Twistedblitz)#cw alcohol #cw alcoholic #cw self deprecation

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e-m-p-error · 10 months

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INTERACT For A Small-Medium Lyric-Based Starter From Barbie I’ll put her playlist on shuffle and choose a random song to pick a lyric from.

#STARTER CALL ➽➽➽#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#My Gif #My Edit #My Gifs #My Edits

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e-m-p-error · 5 months

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[ Barbie ]

"I'm glad you all think I'm super fucking hot and everything, but you better not bore me."

Count this as a Starter Call! Any interaction on this will get you a starter in which Barbie has sex with your character!

#STARTER CALL ➽➽➽#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(NSFVoxtagram)

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e-m-p-error · 6 months

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[ Barbie ]

#DASH GAMES ➽➽➽#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)

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e-m-p-error · 8 months

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[ Closed Starter For @nebula-gaster || Timber ]

[ Barbie ]

Oh great.

She should have known better than to take messenger work in the Pentagram. Dealing with these pesky humans was already a pain in the ass when they were alive, but the dead-and-empowered ones were always the literal worst. Well. Almost-worst. The only person she hated more was Blitzo.

Still, this job paid well. It easily dwarfed her nursing home paycheck, and she figured she was tough enough to do it. Cash Buckzo's Daughter was not going down without a fight.

Pulling out the piece of paper she'd been given, she growled under her breath. The fuck did all this chicken scratch mean? Her tail snapped behind her as she stopped mid-step, glaring down at the words and numbers.

"Fuck." She muttered, her head suddenly lurching up to take in the varying assholes on the street. Who the fuck thought not putting this in her phone for her like her dad usually did was going to be a good idea? The VPS on her phone was well-abused if she had to go somewhere new.

"Hey! Furball!" Barbie suddenly snapped, pointing at the wolf a few feet from her. Running from behind the Sinner to face him, she hopped up and down twice, shoving her hand and the paper into the air and waving it frantically, "Read this! I need to go here!"

The scrap of paper read THE DEN - FALLEN ROAD in black ink. The letters were all capitals, each line scratched deeply into the simple, off-yellow lined paper. Pink eyes narrowed, as if they were a threat in and of themselves, hoping he was listening.

She'd hate to use the bat slung over her shoulder already.

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(Barbie and Timber - Nebula-Gaster)

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e-m-p-error · 8 months

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[ @king-of-wrath LIKED For A Starter || Agent 11 ]

[ Barbie ]

With a heavy sigh, Barbie paced beneath the warm, dull light of the park streetlamp. One hand was clasped around a pink metal bat with nails welded to it, and the other was on her hip. Every so often, she took a few swipes with it at the air, her over-the-shoulder bag jostling each time.

She'd been waiting for too long. Checking her phone, she sighed heavily and crossed her arms, careful of the bat.

"Fuck... I can't fucking believe this." She murmured under her breath, her shoulders drooping and the bat almost touching the ground. It looked like it was time to leave, she'd been stood up.

As she left the bench behind, she walked along the path toward the entrance to the hedge maze she was in. Fog had moved in, keeping the ground hidden from her boots, but she knew this place well enough.

There were plenty of drug deals that she did here.

With her eyes on the dirt path to make sure she didn't slam her toes into the brick edging, she didn't see the other person in the fog. Crashing into the suited man, Barbie was sent sprawling back on her ass, the bat clattering with a metallic twang as it hit the ground with her.

"Hey!" She snapped, staring up at him as her hands shifted behind her to help hold her up, "What the fuck? What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night!"

As if she had an excuse.

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαя��ιє)#(Barbie and Agent 11 - King-Of-Wrath)#cw drugs #SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG #I'm so sloooow #Thank you for your patience!

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e-m-p-error · 9 months

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[ @immediatexmurderxprofessionals LIKED For A Starter || Blitz ]

[ Barbie ]

"Please don't call, I need another hour."

Barbie had already asked for two more hours, but work was running late tonight. The nursing home she worked at in Lust was demanding of her sometimes, but at least she enjoyed the work.

"I already told you, Blitzo, I don't know when I'm gonna be done. I can't take another break to talk to you about this. I'll still meet you," Even if she didn't want to, "But I have a Satan damned job to do. Let me get my fuckin' work done!"

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(Barbie and Blitz - ImmediatexMurderxProfessionals)#The song was: Pink Panther by Scene Queen!

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e-m-p-error · 9 months

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[ @hisslord LIKED For A Starter || Angel Dust ]

[ Barbie ]

The man standing around the park bench was, most likely, her target, and Barbie made a beeline for him.

"Hey, you here about the thing?" She asked him suddenly upon approaching, her head tilting to the side. Her tail tip twitched a few times, and she eyeballed him, the spider being quite a bit taller than her. That didn't deter her, of course, and she held her bag to her chest.

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(Barbie and Angel Dust - Hisslord)#cw drugs

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e-m-p-error · 20 days

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MULTIMUSE QUESTIONAIRE

Tagging: @infernalight, @infernal-feminae, @heartsofhell, @questionablemuses, @because-i-simp, @frostworkxfiction, @deepspacevivarium, @hotelbitches, @voxiiferous

RULES: Answer the questions with the Muses that would best fit the answers. Bonus if you give details why. If tagged, copy and paste into a new post – DO NOT REBLOG!

1) Rank your softest Muse and your toughest Muse. (Personality-wise)

My softest muse is definitely Vick. He's a 0 on the toughness scale, he's a big teddy bear and he will choose kindness over anything else at any point.

My toughest muse is probably Barbie. Girl is tough as nails and will not be stopped if she puts her mind to something. She doesn't take pain as a reason to stop and will go harder when it hurts.

2) Which Muse would blow through $1000 quickly?

Valentino, hands down. He spends $1,000 every day easily on things he doesn't even need. He loves to buy expensive things and will do so at all hours. He especially loves spending Vox's money. $1,000 is a drop in the bucket for him and he doesn't even notice spending it.

3) Do any of them have nicknames? Is there a meaning behind them?

Quite a few of them do!

Valentino answers to Bunny from his lovers, it's a subspace trigger word for him. I assigned him Bunny because he's Cute And Horny, aka a rabbit, and a bunny sub is fairly common.

4) Are any of them up-to-speed on the latest trends? Anyone more old school?

Velvette, Vox, and Valentino are obsessed with always being on top of the next new thing.

Alastor hates new things and will fight them as much as he can.

5) Who has the best relationship with their siblings?

Valentino had a fairly good relationship with his siblings when he was alive. He had seven of them, plus three live-in cousins that were like his siblings.

6) Karaoke night! Who is likely to grab the mic first and bust out a tune?

Beelzebub, Ozzie, Valentino, and Ostello! They all love to sing and party, and they're all pretty good at it. Ostello was a pop-jazz singer when he was alive and before he died in Hell, too!

7) Who is least likely to enter a beauty pageant/model?

Gretchen. She doesn't think that she's very pretty, and would just feel embarrassed even going to watch.

Travis. He is constantly told he's very ugly, and he doesn't have a very high opinion of his looks.

8) If your Muses visited a haunted house where actors scare you, who would panic and who would be unfazed?

Chazz, Gretchen, Charlie, Anya, Magpie, Summer, Travis, and Vick would be the easiest to scare!

Valore, Dimas, Cash, Glitz, Stu, Paimon, Alastor, Darío, Niffty, and Vox would be the hardest to phase.

9) Are any of your Muses particular about taking certain modes of transportation?

Vox prefers to be driven around and doesn't like driving himself.

Valentino only likes to drive occasionally and prefers pretty sports cars when he does.

Anya and Darío are motorcycle people.

Emily enjoys bicycles!

10) Share a little-known fact about any Muse.

Adam is actually a very good father and he loves kids and babies. He is very tender with children even if he can be harder on them once they have grown into adults.

#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽#Reciting Violence Like Poetry (α∂αм)#I’ve Found A Rainbow A Rainbow Baby Trust Me I Know Life Is Scary (ємιℓу)#I’m Standing In The Face Of All That My Story Holds In Its Wake (ναℓσяє)#What We Loved Today We’ll Lose Tomorrow But I Won’t Need To Wait For My Share Of Sorrow Because I Always Kill The Things I Love (∂ιмαѕ)#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#I’m Gonna Take Their Hearts For Ransom ‘Cause Everybody’s Always Askin’ When You Gonna Show Us Magnum? (¢нαzz)#Money Can’t Buy Happiness But It Can Rent You Paradise (gℓιтz)#We Put Her Down In A Shallow Grave She Wears A Dress Like A Body Bag Everyday (gяєт¢нєи)#Everyone’s A Winner We’re Makin’ Our Fame Bona Fide Hustler Making My Name (ѕтυ)#Try Not To Move So Fast You Know Dessert Comes Last! (вєєℓzєвυв)#You Can Fool Yourself I Promise It Will Help Every Single Day I Just Wanna Hear You Say I’m So Lucky Lucky I’m So Lovely Lovely (¢нαяℓιє)#Define Your Meaning Of War To Me It’s What We Do When We’re Bored (ραιмσи)#If You End Up On My Table Then It Serves You Right (αℓαѕтσя)#Know I’m All Bite No Bark Like To Catch You Way Off Guard (αиуα)#Take Just One Last Dare Pretend That You Don’t Care (ℓєgισи∂αяισ)#Your Magic White Rabbit Your White Room Straight Jacket (мαgριє)#He Ran Into My Knife He Ran Into My Knife Ten Times (иιfту)#I Love You Oh So Madly But I Don’t Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You (σѕтєℓℓσ)#Come Come Kitty Kitty You’re So Silly Silly Don’t Go Kitty Kitty Play With Me (ѕυммєя)#Don’t Be Goofy Bring Some Passion To The Table (тяανιѕ)#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)#Hollywood Made A Killing Machine She’s Like A Teenage Slaughter Movie Scene A Serial Killer Celebrity (νєℓνєттє)#Red Eyes In The Digital Paradise (νι¢к)#Let’s Stop Saying “Don’t Quote Me” Because If No One Quotes You You Probably Haven’t Said A Thing Worth Saying (νσχ)

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e-m-p-error · 6 months

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[ @cutxratexradio || Continued From Here ]

[ Barbie ]

"Sweet!" Literal trash fire seemed to be the right thing for her right now, and the imp tucked her tail close to her legs as she walked over. Shivering, she rubbed her upper arms with both hands before holding them out over the flaming barrel, instantly feeling a rush of warmth.

"Ooooh, yeah, that hits the spot, man." She chuckled, standing maybe a little too close to the fire, "I'm Barbie, by the way. Barbie Wire. Don't call me Barb until I say you can."

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(Barbie and Alastor - CutxRatexRadio)#I DIDN'T READ THE TAGS FIRST SO I HAD A WHOLE REPLY FOR VAL DONE #I ended up scrapping it lol #It is just in my writing log for replies #Gathering dust because it's not getting used lol Oops #If I used my EYES maybe I'd know things

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e-m-p-error · 5 months

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[ @immediatexmurderxprofessionals || Continued From Here || Blitz ]

[ Barbie ]

"Sometimes," Barbie shrugged a little, "But I get it. On-season's kind of rough."

Sighing, she let her tail tip flick a few times as she thought to herself, staring up at the sky in silence. It was a comfortable one, at least. Absently, she reached into her bra and pulled out a flask her dad didn't know she had stolen from him and took a sip.

"I think... I want to be something. I don't know what. Famous, maybe. Or important somehow. You know?"

#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#(Barbie and Blitz - ImmediatexMurderxProfessionals)#V: Got No Money But It's Always Always Sunny Honey

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e-m-p-error · 6 months

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Sort of just going into my drafts and throwing a dart to see where it lands. I know I owe a lot of replies but my muses are fickle and only certain ones are like. Awake right now.

If you want to send in some asks or something, please do! OR are interested in a random meme for any of the following characters, consider this an inbox call for:

Valentino, Velvette, Vick, Ozzie, Nifty, Chazz, Barbie, Andrealphus, Ostello

Please specify my muse you'd like and if you want a specific muse of yours (if you're a multimuse) somehow! This can be through private DM or commenting on this post!

#Mr. Meek Speaks (OOC)#INBOX CALL ➽➽➽#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)#Hollywood Made A Killing Machine She’s Like A Teenage Slaughter Movie Scene A Serial Killer Celebrity (νєℓνєттє)#Red Eyes In The Digital Paradise (νι¢к)#And The Word On The Street Is That You Sleep With Everyone You Meet (σzzιє)#He Ran Into My Knife He Ran Into My Knife Ten Times (иιfту)#I’m Gonna Take Their Hearts For Ransom ‘Cause Everybody’s Always Askin’ When You Gonna Show Us Magnum? (¢нαzz)#Who Needs Pepsi Juice Or Sprite? If You Do You’re Weak That’s Right (вαявιє)#Perfect Isn’t Easy But It’s Me (αи∂яєαℓρнυѕ)#I Love You Oh So Madly But I Don’t Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You (σѕтєℓℓσ)

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e-m-p-error · 10 months

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