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cupidsloove · 1 year

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•MICHAEL KAISER BF HEADCANONS•

Just Kaiser being Kaiser

[Fun fact I'm interested in blue lock and besides the Itoshi brothers & sibling!reader angst in my Google docs, I decided to write some bf headcanons of this lovable asshole called Kaiser]

Tags: fluff, Kaiser being kinda clingy and annoying, mentions of Kaiser's morning routine(dick and ass too) very unorganized hcs,

★You being in a relationship with Kaiser was a shock for everyone in your life. The surprise on your parent's face when they saw you introduced him was still memorized in your brain somewhere in the back. It was an interesting family dinner afterwards, but at least they approved of the relationship.

“Kaiser…still wondering how my father approved of you”

“Maybe because I'm really that lovable~”

“Shut up”

・⁠。⁠・

★ He is REALLY into physical affection, quality time and words of affirmation. Since he needs to travel because of his matches, every moment with you is important to him especially if Kaiser needs to leave for long periods of time and can't feel your touch through the screen of his phone. When he returns… be prepared for alot of hugging, kisses and many dates.

Also Kaiser is going to shower you in praises, and encouragement and makes sure you are feeling better.

“Engel where are we going tonight?” said your boyfriend while hugging you from behind

“Michi, we went out last night, calm down a little with those dates” you sighed while you put the washed plate back on the shelf.

“Engel you don't know if tomorrow is again one of those days where I have to leave the country for how many weeks again” said Kaiser in his clingy sweet voice.

“How about watching a movie instead of going out?”

・⁠。⁠・

★ Calls you nicknames all the time, maybe not so much in the public but in private….well, it's a literal shower of nicknames.

Some of the nicknames are: Engel(Angel), Liebling(Darling),Schnucki(Sweetie pie) and many, MANY more.

“Kaiser you seemed very distracted today”

“Shh, texting my Schnucki is much more important than dealing with those half-baked asses”

“???”

・⁠。⁠・

★If you are living with him, well…good luck waking up and the first thing you see is your boyfriend in all his naked glory looking in the mirror for you don't know how many minutes. Convincing him to cover himself is much more of a issue

“What,there is a problem with my ass or with my dick”

“OH MY GOD MICHAEL, JUST COVER YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE”

・⁠。⁠・

★If your relationship isn't already public, you and Kaiser have some sort of discussion about making it actually know to the media. Even if he is still an ass, Kaiser still has a caring side for people he loves. He knows that stans on different social media apps can be absolutely ruthless and in general, dating a famous person is very life sucking.

“(Name) are you really sure about that?”

“Michi, I'm sure about this”

・⁠。⁠・

★ Meeting his teammates was something. It wasn't really bad just they look at you strangely. I mean in the "How this asshole pulled someone like this" type of way. Some of them asked for tips to deal with him

“Can you give us tips how to deal with your boyfriend?” says one of them while holding a notebook

“Fine, to deal with him is to know how to pique his interest”

“Then how you do it”

“I don't know”

#blue lock #blue lock headcanons #blue lock x reader #bllk #blue lock x you #bllk headcanons #michael kaiser #michael kaiser x reader #bllk x reader #bllk x you

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wretchedstar · 6 years

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Tagged by : @bubblemom

BOLD any which apply to your muse! Remember to REPOST! Feel free to add to the list!

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[ FOODS/DRINKS ] sugar. salt. candy. bubblegum. wine. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. kombucha. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. lime. cherry. pineapple. strawberry. watermelon. bananas. mango. coconut. pomegranate. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies.cakes. desserts. chocolate. vanilla. hazelnut. peppermint. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. popcorn. pretzels. soda. burgers. burritos. pizza. pasta. ambrosia. lasagna. peanut butter. curry. bacon. soup. cheese. avocado.

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[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. blazer. shirt. boots. sneakers. slip-ons. sandals. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. shorts. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. cowls. braces. tie. watches. glasses. sun glasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. bowties. canes. bows.

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[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. fireworks. reflections. cityscape. cathedral. mosque. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. loneliness. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. partner. enemies. loyalty. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs. kisses. lies. angels. demons. fairies. elves. gnomes.

Tagging : Nobody unless ya wanna try this too xD but uhh.. maybe @pyroteched , @jonathansbaratiddies and @poncylookingredhead ? (its okie if ya didn’t)

#Shut you you little asshole ★ HEADCANON

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wretchedstar · 6 years

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#[ allaboardthefeelstrain ]#Shut you you little asshole ★ HEADCANON

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#[ sorry notsorry ]#Shut you you little asshole ★ HEADCANON

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wretchedstar · 7 years

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HAVE YOU EVERS, MUSE EDITION. ( repost,don’t reblog )

Tagged by Stolen from: @scarlet-lycoris Tagging: @everyone who also interested to do this :3c

APPEARANCE: [] I am shorter than 5'4". [] I tan easily. [] I wish my hair was a different color. [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [] I have a tattoo. [] I wear glasses [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [X] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. [] I have more than 1 piercing. [] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [] I have freckles.

FAMILY: [] I’ve run away from home. [] I’ve been kicked out of the house [] My biological parents are together. [X] I have a sibling less than one year old. [itmyhc] [X] I want to have kids someday. [] I want to adopt someday.

SCHOOL/WORK: [he dont have a job in 19 y.o rn- wtf joot] [] I’m in school [] I have a job. [] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school [] I almost always do my homework. [] I’ve missed a week or more of school [] I failed more than 1 class last year. [] I’ve stolen something from my school.

EMBARRASSMENT: [X] I’ve fallen in public. [] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. [X] Disney movies still make me cry. [mermaid] [] I’ve snorted while laughing. [X] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. [] I’ve glued my hand to something. [] I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

HEALTH: [] I was born with a disease/impairment. [X] I’ve broken a bone. [] I’ve had my tonsils removed. [] I’ve sat in a doctors office with a friend. [] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. [] I had a serious surgery. [X] I’ve had chicken pox. [] I have/had asthma.

EXPERIENCES: [X] I’ve gotten lost in my city. [X] I’ve wished on a shooting star. [X] I’ve seen a meteor shower. [] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. [X] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. [] I’ve been skydiving. [] I’ve gone skinny dipping. [X] I’ve played spin the bottle. [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. [X] I’ve crashed a car [X] I’ve been skiing. [X] I’ve been in a play. [X] I’ve met someone in person from the internet. [] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue. [X] I’ve sat on a roof top. [] I’ve played a prank on someone. [X] I’ve ridden in a taxi. [X] I’ve eaten Sushi. [X] I’ve been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS: [] I’ve gone on a blind date. [X] I miss someone right now. [although he’s ded already] [X] I have a fear of abandonment. [] I’ve gotten divorced. [] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. [] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. [X] I’ve told someone I loved them and didn’t get a clear response. [] I’ve felt rejected even if I wasn’t. [] I’ve loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.

HONESTY: [X] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. [X] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. [] I’ve snuck out of my house. [] I am keeping a secret from the world. [X] I’ve cheated while playing a game. [X] I’ve cheated on a test. [] I’ve been suspended from school.

BAD TIMES: [X] I shut others out when I’m depressed. [X] I’ve self-harmed. [X] I’ve tried to commit suicide. [] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it. [X] I’ve gone to bed crying. [after awake from nightmare]

#long post #Shut you you little asshole ★ HEADCANON

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