#THIS ISNT EVEN A HAHA FUNNY JOKE. I MIGJT BE SOAP POISONED.

[coelakanths]

me this morning: wow today is gonna be such a good day! hell yea!!

me now: I Am Going To Die Of Soap Poisoning

#brief emeto mention in tags ! #HELP!!! WE ARE FEELING IT!!!!!!! #this is genuine i have a party to go to later and it’s FANCY what if i start showing signs of soap poisoning. what if i pass out #i got some soap in my water n ive been drinking some of it all day and am just now realizing i might be tucked! #fucked* #THIS ISNT EVEN A HAHA FUNNY JOKE. I MIGJT BE SOAP POISONED. #what am i supposed to tell my partner. hey dear if i start vomiting blood at ur birthday party don’t worry! i drank soap today! #no big deal!! it’s fine!! HAHA!!!!!!! #it’s like the tiniest bit of soap ok. i washed my water bottle this morning #and i think a little got caught in the tube #so? not too much #BUT. #i think im just anxious abt the party. but like. how embarrassing would it be if i died of soap poisoning at a birthday party #god fucking . help #q dicit #will update once im back from the party. hopefully not dead #ask to tag