#TVA: when you're done we'll let you keep your tesseract as well as 1 alternate timeline for yourself

[worstloki]

plot twist: Tessy could destroy Loki too. She just chooses not to and lets him hold her.

this isn't a plot twist, the mind stone could've destroyed him too, and i bet the aether was close enough to too

#absolutely convinced that the other stones would be a great extended family #i need a sitcom #Loki and The Infinity Stones: Now Streaming on Disney+ #TVA: so you might be wondering why we brought you here #Loki: and stole my stuff yes. #TVA: the avengers messed up the timelines and STeve Rogers is too busy smooching up a storm to return the stones #Loki: he wouldn't do that he's a righteous Avenger #TVA: *brings up footage* #Loki: *cringes* Why would you show me that #TVA: *changes the footage* because Steve buried a case with all the infinity stones in his backyard just before this #Loki: huh #TVA: you're the only loose end that needs to be tied and you have an unusual affinity with the STones' compliance. the natural choice here. #Loki: why would i help you? you have agents. do it yourself. #TVA: when you're done we'll let you keep your tesseract as well as 1 alternate timeline for yourself #Loki finishes returning all the stones in episode 1 and the other 5 are dedicated to a sitcom where loki found them in the 2nd timeline #sitcom ensues as every sitcom-y gag ends up being catastrophic for that universe at large #*turns light on in living room and finds loki on couch* Loki: I'M SLEEPING TURN IT OFF #Aether: *panicks and sends the city block into darkness* #anyway #infinoki #kind of #tesseroki #mind stone and loki are rivals but healthy ones that will fight over which roadtrip route is best