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#That's it! Will be answering Qs tomorrow if you've any :)
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Rule #[̸̡͈͈̳̝̝̻̭̙̺̳͙̲͌̊̍̄͌̂̈́͑͐̄͐͒͛͛̎͋͆̐̑͋͒͗̇̎̆͘͘͝͝/̶͚͙̐]̴̢̢̢̡̢̬̣͈̹̠͕̟͈̖͎̜͚̰͈͓͍͎̙̳̃͗͐͆͗̈́͂͊͗̎̅͐̈́̏͋͒̒͊̕͝[̶̛̙̓̑̓͂̃̾̍́̚̕͝͠/̸̨͍̪͕̝̪̞͇̪̳̝̪͉̣͇̯̳̳̠̊͗̃̈̀̆̆͑̄̿͂̂̽͐͛̍͘̚͠͝]̸̢̢̩̜̝͓̹̦͓̩͔͈̗̼̥͕̬̙͒̀͋̓̃͜͜ͅͅ Don't
DON'T ̸̵̷̷̵̴̶̷̢̨͔͓̺̬͕̳̤͈̠̺̻̦̮̲̦͇͈̻̱̹̼̬̩͈̗͎͔̯̦̖͉̺̪̙̮̫̟͇̻̎̈̀͆͋̍̀̋͗̿̋͐̋̃̀͂̽͗͛̀́̈͒̑̅̓̓̊̓̅̕͠D̶̙̰̲͓̫̝̹͍͇͉͊̈̈́͗ͅO̵̧̨͖͍̖͍̞̥͐͐̃̕͠͝N̴͈̰̠̝̍͛͐̈́̇̑͋͛͆͐̋͆͂̚͝'̴̺̠͖̼̼̪̙̟̥̻͈̓̈́̌̈́́̆̎̂̑̽̏̚̕͝T̴̵̷̶̶̴̢̢̡̢̞̝̠̮̬͖͇̥̬̥͕̳̤͈̠̺̻̮̲̦͇͈̻̱̹̼̱̝̗͍̼͆̈́͌͗̃̊́̃̀͒͋̿̋͐̋̓̋̏̌͊̓̑́͘͜͝ /̸̹̤͚̀̐̈̚]̶̦̼̩̲͖̍͗/̴̗̮̲̹̥͓̉̐͆̄̅͌]̵̧̢̳̺̮̞̭́̓͜͝[̴̯̪̫̳̟̺̯̣̈́̀̃̈/̸̣̣̝̃͘]̷͇͂̌͆̎[̷͙̅̆̀̂̂͠/̶̥̲̖͇̠̀̏̂̔]̸̧̨͓̤͖̙̐̂͗͂̊̾͒̕[̴̬̤̠̟̱͉̒͐̈́́̄̔̊̐/̷̡̽]̷̦̹̦͔̺͉̉̅̃͝ͅ[̵̧͎̽̉̓̍͛̔͒͘/̵̡̧̞̯͓̫͉̐̔]̴̖͈̭̞̻̱͠[̷̛̫͈̹̍̊͊͑͂͌̅/̸̛̩̲̯͚̩͚͖͖͋͛̓̍͂̿̾]̵̛̥͎̬̰̙̤̟̅̈́̐[̵̝̙̱̼̌́̐̅/̷̙̱̜̺͔̣̩͐̏̂̍͜]̸̺̜͔̘̳̘̘̃͛̂͌̏͊͝[̵̢̧̛͍̺͉̱̂̀̇̊ͅͅ/̸̥̺͈̤̀̋̊͑̕]̸̘̿̐̇͂̕[̶̗̗̦͈̦͙͆̑̌/̴̨̟̖͖͔͗̊͒͊̀̎̆̚͜]̶̳͍̱͒̊͌͌̅̾̔̔ͅ[̸̢͉̫͇̫͈͉͑̂̏͆͒̅/̶̩̮͚̽̌
NEVER BREAK EVERY RULE
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Have you heard what they say?
Hmm? Reeeally, You have? Who EXACTLY did you hear it from? Puuu hu hu hu hu hu!
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Tsk Tsk Tsk! How despairing! You had every opportunity! All those dead kiddies tried sooo hard to scare you away, you'd have thought you'd have given up the ghost by now! P̸͍̣͛̏̉̍Ṷ̵͑͑̕Ủ̸̧͓͈͍̊̄Ṵ̴̞͐͌͘͠U̷̡̠͕̣͆̎PU HU HU HU HU HU HUH̴̢̛̼̊͋U̶̱̍͆̐Ü̷̡͖͠Ǘ̷̼̰̉Ü̴̩̿!
Well? Was it everything you were hoping for? You know what they say, if you break the rules, you get punished! Say it with feeling now!
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IT'S '̴̨̏́ ≠͓̟͍͊͂̎ͅ-̴̯̝̳̳̾=̷͙̮͒̿PUNISHMENT≠͓̟͍͊͂̎ͅ-̴̯̝̳̳̾=̷͙̮͒̿'̴̏́ '̴̨̏́ TIME
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Ali & Carly
Ali: Carls, what's good? Carly: me Ali: ooh, ok, love a bit of self-love Ali: ✝ or 😍 or 💊 or other good [please state] Carly: 🍆 Ali: 👌 noiceee Ali: anyone i know? Ali: nosy bitch i know but i'm living vicariously these days 😉 Carly: yea Carly: i cant tell tales outta school Ali: ugh Ali: boo! 😂 Ali: I'll have to stick to being excited Ro and Drew are back on... Carly: you can try Ali: 🔪💚 Ali: killing me Ali: need some good news gurl, if you can't tell me about your dickscapades then tell me something else for my posi vibes Ali: yeah? Ali: got a ☮ rep to maintain Carly: theres pills for that Carly: ill share Ali: aw, she really cares! 😘 Ali: i'm still attached to rio by the tit so can't Ali: bummer 😋 Carly: 🍼 her Carly: she old enough? Ali: breast is best baby and mine are spectacular Ali: depends on the kiddo, and whether you can or can't, if you can you usually do it to a year max tho, that's my goal so got a while yet Carly: dont rub it in 🔪 Carly: killing me now Ali: bitch please Ali: you're 😍 Ali: and clearly someone is loving it Carly: if youre trying something im tired Carly: wait Ali: i know you straight as hell, despite the bait honey 😂 you're good Ali: ? Carly: dont tell him that Carly: rep of my own Ali: how can I tell him? Ali: don't know who it is, do I? Carly: yea you do Ali: right Ali: what to do Ali: quandary man Carly: nothing Ali: I fear you're right Ali: not your fault, he won't listen and neither will she so Ali: but I should, yeah? what would you do Carls Carly: he listens to me thats far as i go Carly: keep out Carly: nobodys gonna thank you for sticking in Ali: and I'm not going to convince you arguing Ro's case, am I? Because- Ali: Yeah, I figured as much Carly: why Carly: she can talk to me herself if shes got something to say Carly: not your job Ali: she's not going to do that Ali: that isn't her, on so many levels Ali: its sister shit Ali: I'm supposed to at least try but its hard when I know they're wrong and that fighting it would be a losing battle Carly: i can not text him first Carly: but he'll text me Carly: not missing out i was here first Ali: I know Ali: Fun times, man Ali: can I ask you something? Carly: it is for me Carly: sorry for her but we have something Carly: yea Ali: that's what i wanted to ask Ali: kinda Ali: is it just the fucking and drug connecs? and there's no judgement there, that's enough if it is Ali: just curious honestly Carly: idk idc Carly: its good Carly: thats a shit word for it Ali: i get it Ali: it makes more sense than with Ro Ali: sorry, don't repeat that Ali: but I'm trying to work out the attraction Ali: collecting info like the nerd i am Carly: does he like her Carly: or just the chase cuz she dont put out Ali: I wish I knew Ali: There has to be something in it for him, doesn't there? Or, what the fuck is he doing Carly: id lie that its about me if thatd help Carly: but we arent that Ali: Nah? Ali: Maybe he don't fucking know either Ali: I'd ask but I'm not getting a straight answer so meh Carly: he doesnt use my name Carly: does he remember hers Ali: Like you said, she doesn't talk about that kinda thing, but I hope so Ali: I don't think Ro would deal if he didn't but what do I know Ali: you're cool with it? Carly: the answers there Carly: he must like her Carly: scared to wife her Carly: i dont have his tattooed on me either Ali: funny way of showing it Ali: fucking hell, more drama than my own 😂 Ali: good, i'm glad you're happy with it forreals, one less to worry about Carly: i miss him Carly: thats not for you to nerd over Ali: but he doesn't stop Ali: that's what drives me wild, he gets his cake and eats it too when he's with Ro too Ali: but preaching to the choir or whatever the fuck here Ali: sorry, wish I could tell Ro this, that's all Carly: hes not getting any cake from her Ali: is that what he's telling you? or just presumption? Carly: we dont talk about her Ali: okay well at least he's not bullshitting here Ali: 'cos nah girl Carly: not good shit k Carly: thats why he wants me so bad Ali: that's what i mean, so if he loves her and wants you, that'd be chill if Ro was cool with it but she ain't Ali: right Ali: know what I gotta do now at least Carly: but youre not ratting me out to him Carly: dont need that mood Ali: of course not Ali: like i said, you've done nothing wrong Ali: he's not trying to hide anything, i think she knows Ali: so its not gonna come back to you, it can't Carly: k Carly: i need him to come around Carly: whenever Ali: sounds like he will Ali: don't think anyone or thing is stopping him Ali: do you love him? Carly: no Carly: i Carly: we have fun Ali: alright Ali: good Ali: i hope he'll treat you better when all this shit gets sorted Ali: more fun, full time, what could be better? Carly: he's good to me Carly: 🍆 & 💊 Carly: no better Ali: you won't have to miss him Ali: for one Ali: or share Ali: 🍆 at least Ali: you'll have to always get in line for the 💊 Carly: there's always other girls Carly: get in line for him too Carly: sharing can be fun Ali: yeah? fairplay Ali: do you get to bring other boys Ali: or is it just other girls for him Carly: why would i wanna bring other lads in? he's the better fuck Ali: if you insist Ali: plenty of dick in the sea tho Carly: not for you Ali: but i'm wifey-ed Ali: that ain't you, like you said Carly: yea Carly: i know when im onto a good thing tho Ali: you ain't a good thing? Ali: or drew just a fool? 🤔😜 Carly: no im not Carly: ask around Ali: why not? Ali: i don't listen to the town goss, heaven help my self-esteem if I did Carly: aw Carly: youre sweet Ali: yeah yeah yeah Ali: I know I'm annoying tf out of you but can't be tamed Carly: me too Ali: 😂 Ali: bitchfight in woodwork? Ali: really rock their worlds Carly: yea Ali: just no tools okay Ali: i don't want permanent disfiguration Carly: only the tat Carly: k Ali: oh, you're conservative on skin art now? 🤔 Ali: got a kid honey, if he chucks me, that's the real glaring awkwardness Carly: shit true Carly: & id go for some ink Ali: let me let me! Ali: i've convinced you that i'm dead sane and aren't going to brand you with a red A, yeah? 🤪😉 Carly: come over and do it Ali: yeah? Ali: lets do this Ali: think what you want Carly: draw what you wanna Ali: 🙌🙏 Ali: have you been sent by god herself?! Carly: or her boy Carly: isnt that who the devil is? her bf Ali: 🤨 Ali: imma give you a theology 101 whilst i'm there too Ali: the real story is lowkey better, trust Carly: idk the porno was good shit Ali: rule 34 baby Ali: i'll draw you that Ali: not on you Ali: unless you're REALLY vibing Carly: whats rule 34 Ali: if it exists, there is porn of it 🤓 Ali: fun game Ali: think of the most outlandish fucked up shit you think no one would think of, search it on pornhub Ali: drink if it exists Carly: ive done that Carly: it is fun Ali: high 🖐 Carly: tomorrow? Carly: bring the kid if its a thing Ali: fosho Ali: playdate! 😜 Ali: might have a gran on duty but cheers if not Carly: k Ali: imma sketch Ali: where do you want this Carly: idc Carly: use the space you wanna Carly: gotta have a 34 in there tho now Ali: absolutely Ali: lucky number Carly: yea Ali: do it in mandarin or something so you can be #deep and #classy Ali: keep 'em guessing gurl Carly: 🔪 im dead Ali: ☠ i'll write a beautiful eulogy on your corpse Carly: aw Ali: i ain't drew but want me to bring any goodies Ali: aside from aformentioned tits Carly: hitting with all the qs you know the answers to Ali: aw honey i'm flattered Ali: #whenshegoesbiforyou Ali: i'll see what i can do 😉 Carly: can't wait
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