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#The homies wanted some spice on this fella so that's why he looks like that
ratwithhands · 4 months
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shitposting with friends earlier, this is clipped from a larger comic about Sapioflore Emmet and honey.
For context, honey (despite being a relatively common product) is not something most Sapioflores are comfortable eating since most of them make nectar on their own. Even if the honey comes from non-sapient plants, most Sapioflores are weirded out by eating it since it reminds them of their own bodily fluid.
One of many exceptions is Emmet. He often (over)exerts himself, and to keep himself from getting too weak or hungry, he usually keeps a range of foods on hand as snacks to eat through the day. He likes honey since it's basically condensed sugar, plus he just like the flavour/texture. He buys jars in bulk and works through his supply over a few weeks/months, much to Ingo's dismay. Emmet has offered him honey on multiple occasions, but Ingo is generally uninterested so he doesn't bother. More for him after all :)
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I don't think I will share the rest 👍have a good day
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keyapooh55 · 6 years
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I definitely asked him not to bring his homeboy around me ! I told him that is homie was on go if needed.
He insisted that his homie wouldn’t make a pass at me due to his loyalty unto him. I kissed my BD goodbye as I left for the club with my home girls .
(Gets into the SUV)
Diamond : Girl - Why are yu so late ?
Me: Ugh he bought his homie in again so I had to switch up my attire
JoJo: Yea ,well his homie Boi must look good
Me: Plz JoJo - I’m trying to control myself !
-arrives at the HOODRIXH MANCAVE-
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the disco jockey spins a twerking song for all the strippers to come out.
We entered the dressing room
Me: Alright ladies only 25 outfits let’s get it
(JoJo and Diamond opens there briefcase and gets dressed)
As I completed my setup I walked over to give the DJ (JoJo and Diamond Playlist) he stares as I walk away
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Disc Jockey: (chimes in over the music) Welcome to the Hoodrich MANCAVE - tonight we have some divas in the building I’d like to recognize- over here to the corner I have Lady Savage and her exotic collection- ladies plz stop by and purchase for she is here for you - Fellas check it out just in case yu wanna spice things up in the bedroom with yo girl- Thank Everyone for coming out tonight let’s get this show on the roll- coming to the stage we have JoJo
Jojo gets on stage and begins to pole dance to Sza /Broken Clocks
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It was a wonderful evening I made over $1000 and so did JoJo and Diamond.
(Getting dropped off at the house)
Jojo and Diamond drive away blowing the horn at 3a in the morning!
Me:Love yu ,Later, Bye ( waving goodbye)
I turn around and walk back towards my home door. As I enter I see that Buck has been waiting on me .
Buck: Savage - What took all night - I missed you - ( he reaches for me and gives me a kiss)
Me: Baby you know how JoJo and Diamond get
Buck: Yea well yu need to start driving yourself - daddy be wanting yu
Me: (kisses Buck) Daddy just know it was a good night . Come here .
We kiss ourselves to the master bed room, Buck pushes me on the bed and began to take my clothes off . off goes the little black dress and off goes the thong and bra.
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Buck: Come on baby mama let’s take a shower and let daddy put you to sleep
Me: Buck Buck come here ( I grab him closer to me)
He slides his gym shorts off . He grabs our towel. Takes me by the hand and lead me to the bathroom. He starts the shower and grabs my ass.
Buck : go ahead and get in ma
I stepped in the shower , He bathes my entire body ! After he rinses me off he gives me oral love. After climaxing in his mouth. He lathered my body. After washing the suds away . He takes me back into the bedroom. He lays me in bed and strokes me in the right places.
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Me: Omg daddy I love the way you make me feel
Buck: I can’t keep putting you to sleep this late mama yu have to get home sooner for daddy
(He pushes in deeper and deeper)
Me: (moaning) I try baby
After climaxing I fall into his chest and fall straight to sleep.
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THE NEXT DAY
Buck Jr : Mommie wake up
Me: BJ plz give mommie a few min
Buck Jr: Daddy said to wake up mommie
Me: Ok hunty tell daddy mommie is getting up
Buck Jr flys out of the room to his daddy . I get up and stretch and head for the bathroom to get myself together.
Walking into a breakfast filled Kitchen
Buck: Morning Ma
I lean in to kiss Buck and have my seat at the table Me: Morning Dad thanks for breakfast
Buck: anything for yu and Buck Jr ain’t that right soon
- Buck Jr looks up from breakfast and agrees with his dad-
Buck Jr : Yes sir
Buck : Savage - I’m taking BJ for his haircut today ! I judg wanted you to have breakfast before I left. Please mama get your rest. When I get back I’m taking you guys out so please rest up my Nubian Queen.
- Buck kisses me on my forehead and grabs BJ -
Buck: Let’s go son - Daddy has a surprise today for you and mama
I get up to gather the dishes and clean up after our family breakfast. As I put the last dish in the cabinet the doorbell rings .
Me: Who is it
I approach the door and open it to see it’s Buck best friend .
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Rich : Hey Sav - I stopped by to leave this case for Buck like I told him I would
I opened the door and allowed him to enter .
Me: You have to excuse my rob I’m just now waking up - Come in
Rich follows me into the dining area . He lays the case on the table .
Rich: Well did yu want to count it to make sure it’s all there .
Me : Sure let me go and get dressed plz - Did he not know that yu we’re stopping by !
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