#They're gay: I'm Sherlock's scarf and I confirm it

[sweeterthansucrose]

Gay people can't flirt properly. It's always something like:

'Punch me in the face.'

'Punch you?'

'Yes, punch me, in the face, didn't you hear me?'

#i am sherlocked #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock #johnlock #sherlock x john #They're gay: I'm Sherlock's scarf and I confirm it #punch me in the face #seriously though #like the lgbtq community needs help with theie flirting #we either a) end up talking about some nonsense #b) gush about girl in red/conan gray/cavetown etc. #or c) gay panic aka uhh I mean I uh you um #bi john #gay ace sherlock #they're gay your honor #you know what? #I would avoid his nose and teeth too