#Vox when he can't make himself throw out the Alastor body pillow

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radiostatic #staticlovetune #vox #vox the tv demon #alastor #alastor the radio demon #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #vox embarrassing himself in an overlord meeting yet again #i think i created a bit of fandom trope #he's probably drunk #never mind he's definitely drunk #this is literally canon #it should've happened at some point #pre stayed gone #but i can also see the exact same convo happening post stayed gone #Vox when he can't make himself throw out the Alastor body pillow #The tags from my wretched mind are getting worse and worse