#Wario knows humans are generally more materialistic

[pianokantzart]

I refuse to believe Wario and Waluigi are human. Pointy ears? Pink noses? Nope, definetly not human

Google says they're human... Nintendo implies they're the same species as Mario and Luigi...

But I'm not sure if I buy it either. Maybe in The Mushroom Kingdom everyone who appears even vaguely homosapien is just put under the "human" umbrella? They are certainly rare enough. What makes it more confusing is that the people Wario scammed into working for him all seem to be human/human adjacent somehow??

Where tf did he find these people???

#Maybe it's an Invader Zim situation #Wario knows humans are generally more materialistic #so he pretends to be a human solely to infiltrate the human business world and scam people for all they're worth #he barely bothers disguising himself but people are dumb so it all works out #Wario #Super Mario Brothers #super mario bros #wario ware #askbox #anon