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#added phils cam cus why not
pixiecaps · 5 months
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Tubbo: Bro that’s crazy he just tried to murder everyone.
Phil: Yeah, he did, yeah.
Tubbo: I thought he was our bud.
Phil: He is. He still is Toby. He still is. He’s just being controlled, there’s no way that’s- (Cut off)
Tubbo: No he’s fucking not! That’s crazy! You don’t get to-
Phil: Explain then why he was-
Tubbo: No fucking-
Phil: -looking completely different.
Tubbo: I don’t- Listen. Listen up old geezer. I don’t give a shit how he looks if he tries to murder children he’s not a “bud”. That’s crazy!
Phil: (Eye roll) Oh my god.
Tubbo: Come on and you can’t even say I’m unbased right there. You’re trying to give- give the fucking child murderer a second chance right now.
Ramon: We trusted him to follow to some coords.
Phil: If it’s not him and he’s being controlled then it’s not fucking him. It’s someone else controlling him, right? I don’t know if you just want to murder every friend that just gets fucking corrupted or like taken over mentally by some mind control shit but I would expect if it happened to me you would come fucking helping me and rescue me! Even if it means knocking me out-
Tubbo: Well, no, no, no, no, no-
Phil: -Even if it means putting me in a cage, and taking as long as you can to fucking fix me!
Tubbo: Let me- Let me phrase it differently-
Phil: Forever is a friend of ourselves who has made a hotel to protect the eggs. He has done everything in his power to protect the eggs!
Ramon: Don’t argue.
Tubbo: Yeah but let me put it differently, alright? If it was you in this situation and you were trying to kill your own children, would you rather I killed you and saved your children or let you kill your children?
Phil: Knock me the fuck out! We’re not talking about-
Tubbo: What if that’s not possible?
Phil: -ultimatums here. Knock me the fuck out! Wait-
Ramon: There are young kids.
Tubbo: (To Ramon) Okay, okay.
Phil: (To Ramon) Alright, okay. (Laughs)
Tubbo: (Looks at Sunny) Hey pookies. Heyyy.
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