#after that yenekh could be his consort and everyone would be happy 😭💖

[magistralucis]

actually the way to solve all of The Twice-Dead King's problems was for Zultanekh and Djoseras to steal Oltyx out of Sedh, then for the two hothead princes to spearhead an operation to oust Unnas and Hemiun, so that Djoseras wouldn't have to violate his own personal code and die. Zultanekh and Djoseras should then have gotten married, and elevated Oltyx as co-ruler (because he has the most progressive ideas), so they could all serve as one extremely happy triumvirate. This plan involves Djoseras being normal and a lot of wishful thinking and telling Anathrosis of the Black Star to go fuck herself, which is not something I'm sure anyone is capable of doing, but imagine

#warhammer 40k #the twice dead king #necrons #oltyx #zultanekh #djoseras #anathrosis of the black star #shitpost #in my heart this is what happened and it is hekatic truth ;_; #after a while djoseras and zultanekh could have retired elsewhere and given full reign to oltyx or something #it sounds like this was djoseras's ideal plan for his future anyway. he did claim to wish to make things right and make his brother king #after that yenekh could be his consort and everyone would be happy 😭💖 #weddings WERE a standard way to enforce peace and come to political agreements for a long time in history... #canon necrons have tried almost all other ways of political neutralization other than this... please try it i am weeping................