#alastor just deciding they're in a qpr without once talking to vox and then having the audacity to be upset is so funny to me

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One-sided radiostatic is exponentially funnier if its actually Alastor who's unrequited. Like, Al fully thought he and Vox had a QPR-poly situation where Vox can go out and fuck other people(because its not like Alastor is going to)but at the end of the day Vox still comes home to him. And then Vox started dating Val and that felt like an emotional betrayal but when he tried to confront Vox on his cheating, Vox was just like "Why are you so fucking jealous?? You're acting like we're dating and I got a mistress. You're my boss who I talk to once every few weeks, why do you care about my personal life so much?" And Alastor does that thing people do when they get embarrassed about misunderstanding a situation and goes "HAHA UR SO RIGHT!!!! WE'RE NOT DATING THAT'D BE CRAZY" and then immediately kicked him out and went crying to Rosie

#alastor: *talks to vox maybe 5 times a month and its almost always about work* is this romance am i dating rn #i think Al is one of those people who can go weeks to months not talking to someone and then see them and its like no time passed for him #meanwhile vox is begging and waiting for just a teeny tiny bit of attention #I think about the nsp lyric 'three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month but not more than four times a month that would be ridiculous' #and Alastor constantly. that song is very him I've decided #alastor just deciding they're in a qpr without once talking to vox and then having the audacity to be upset is so funny to me #alastor keeps hurting his own feelings by being stupid #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #one sided radiostatic #alastor #vox