#alistair is a bisexual doofus

[thiefbird]

Currently obsessed with Dirthail's relationship with Alistair

They're Best Friends™ and also Definitely In Love but neither of them talk about it so they just. Cuddle? And share a bedroll constantly??

And Alistair is So Jealous of Dirth's (explicitly romantic/sexual) relationship with Morrigan but doesn't know how to express this so just picks at Morrigan the whole time.

Dirth, meanwhile, is coming from a wholly different culture than Alistair (I headcanon the Dalish as being much more relaxed about relationships and monogamy) so doesn't realize Ali is bothered. Morrigan has never interacted with real people so she also just. Doesn't get it? SHE doesn't want to share her bedroll, she likes her space, so she doesn't care that Dirth is constantly all over Ali either.

And they're all just. Really bad at talking.

And then the Landsmeet happens and Alistair and Dirth have a Break Up very dramatically despite never having been Officially Together

#alistair x mahariel #alistair x warden #mahariel x morrigan #warden x morrigan #dao #dirthail mahariel #my favorite dumbasses #Warden oc #alistair is a bisexual doofus

[solariic]

also i need to play dragon age origins again as my faye cousland so i can actually develop her

she’s fierce and ambitious and bisexual and she like alistair bc he’s a doofus

#* ｡✧ ━ ⦅ out of character. ⦆

[thiefbird]

I love bi!Alistair just. so much. he's not straight and I refuse to listen to anyone who says otherwise

#bi!alistair #dao #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #as a bisexual doofus i relate too hard to him for him to be straight